Happy New Year

hmm.. I'm fine..
Like wat I mentioned in my chinese blog..
Friends out dat who did call or sms me,
Thanks alot for the concern..
And...
I'm going to wish everyone out there..a veri Happy New Year to 2006!!

wat's wrong with me

I'm juz sad..
I'm fighting with my emotional side..
real hard..
I nid someone by my side..
I really nid someone..who really understand me, willing to listen to me..
...
..

Xmas Charm

Had the most wonderful dinner at Regent Hotel..Smoked salmon..cheesecakes..Tarts..Rum banana ice-cream..
Oh My God!! This is too yummyz..
Having fun exchanging Xmas Gifts!! And of coz, taking photos!! We're all camera freak!!
The thought of friends touched til tear, its such a memorial moment..touched by 'em..
Guess I won't forget this moment for life..
Didn't know exchanging could be so emotional til today..

I recieved ...
My very 1st xmas gift, an aroma-therapy Set given by Dawn!! Its nice!!
Its look romantic to me..maybe due to the Pink Candles bah!! I tried, tested!!
Nice smell of Lavender..I guess she don't know I like Lavendar..
Like it!!

2nd Gift....
Given by my cute, funny, quarrelsome, 38 colleague, Christina..
She gave me a very very very very cute mouse rest!!
I still remember we did chat abt usual of mouse too much which caused my wrist skin to turn rough..amazingly, she still remember wat I said and got me a mouse rest!!
So sweet of her!!


Now proceed to..
Grppyz exchange Gift Programme..
A watch from my buddy!! A watch ley!! She told me she like the watch alot too..
I can only say, she's a watch freak!! She simply love watches!!
And...
Guess what?!?
wat?
wat??
Its Winnie the Pooh lei! Can u imagine dat??
haha..never thought I will haf a watch of My fav character, Winnie The Pooh!!
Excited over the watch still!!! Thanks buddy!! muack muackz muackzz..

Next, A very nice nice de bag bag from Huihui!!
A bag of combination of green & white color..
Look Retro to me, for I love it alot too!!
Especially dat big Button!!
Recently I started to like green and she bought me a green & white bag!!
Heard from her, she wanted to buy me an Espirt Pouch which I like alot..
dued to no stock, she bought me this bag instead..
actually I'm contented with anything she bought for me as a gift!! thanks Hui..

Oh ya.. I'm so glad dat I haf nice nice colleagues too..
A colleague bought me breakfast yesterday..Placed it nicely on my desk..
set me wondering who buy it for me..so nice of him..
den in the noon, Captain Sim gif me a box of Ferrero Chocolates~ Yummyz..
Nearly finished it in one day!!
Too nice to resist!!

Last gift...
A CD Pouch..
Hmm..honesty, didn't like it coz... I dun haf alot of CDs..
But..I appreciate it..Coz its the thought dat count..
Will try to use it in order not to let my Qiang aiai down!! hahahaha
Merry xmas, Qiang!!

Afterdat, we went IndoChine!!
Mountain Turtle me, 1st time there..
Woof!! Such a nice place to chill out!!
Guess my buddy and I will visit frequently from today onwards..
Wat's the best there? haha!!! The Live Band!!
Friendly crowds too..
I love the atmosphere too.. Cool place!!
New hangout!! hehe

And..later in the morning, I'm leaving to Ipoh to spend my Xmas there!!
Hope to be a fine trip as I sensed something is not wrong actually..
Dunno wat will happened..but I promise myself to control my emotional action, thoughts...everything..

Lastly, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~

Retro Nite Rox

My dear friend asked me to help her design poster for her company..so I did..
Hmm..not the final work..sample sample..hehe..
Sample with typo..
Lolz..
Proudly present, dandan's typo workpiece..

Ant & Grasshopper

Once upon a time,there lived an ant and a grasshopper.
The grasshopper does nothing else but jump around and play.
On the other hand, the ant is so hardworking, looking for food all day long and store them in it's nest.

Looking at his hardworking friend working so hard, the grasshopper ask,"Hey, Ant! U dun have to relax ah? Always busy one. Come and play with me lah. "

To which the ant replied, "I can't lah i have to store all these food.""Haiyah! Relax lah. Why u bother storing all these food? When u hungry den go find lah."

the grasshopper told the ant again."Eh,cannot lah. I have to standby for the coming winter season. Then I no need to panick mah. I think u oso must standby u know."

the ant telling his friend."Where got time.I go play better. U wanna store food u go ahead lah. I continue playing ok. bye!" And hop goes the grasshopper.
The Ant is a hardworking guy. oops i mean insect. Unlike the grasshopper who is so lazy. And so as days, weeks,months go by, the winter still has not come yet but the ant is still seen searching and storing food.

The two friends happen to meet again. "Hey Ant! U still haven't finished storing food ah?
Last time all the food all go where? So fast finish ah?" asked grasshopper.
"I got keep but all overdue liao. So cannot eat anymore. All because winter not here yet. Now i have to go and look for new food." sighed the ant."

But ant ah. U dun mind i ask ah. Did u ever have a thought that Singapore where got winter?" ask the grasshopper again.
"AHHHH????!!!!!" the ant was shocked!

THE END.
The moral of the story is whatever u do better think properly 1st. Dun anyhow hantam! :)Sometimes we got too busy in life and following our routine too tightly but most importantly, work towards where you wanna go in your life, what is it that you want, what is it that you REALLY want, what's your dream, is what you are doing now moving towards your dream?

If it's not, dun just keep on working hard n keep on hantam only just because someone in your life told you that this is the way or because everyone is doing it !!
Working hard with no direction is useless.. focus in the direction of your life not your work but your life. Plan your life, Live life to the fullest !

**Contributor - weird weird nerd nerd ben ben de daren...

Be strong, gal.

One of my close friend sms-ed me early in the morning about 3am plus.. I managed to see her sms when I woke up about 7am plus.

She asked me this, “How you manage to forget that boyfriend of yours when u guys already plan to get marry?” ...

Upon reading this, I know something must have happened to her. I immediately replied her sms asking her what happened. Well, like what I expected, they broke off. Reason; The boyfriend find my friend very fearful. He said he was afraid of every sentence he said would make her angry. Everything he did seem wrong.

My friend asked me this, “Will fear really make a person don’t love anymore?”
Yes was my answer.

Just like me, I cried almost everyday, every night when I just broke off with my boyfriend that time. But I started to realize I need “freedom” more. Its not because I don’t love him, but happiness is not there being with him. There’s no point dragging on. Incompatible is the word to use. I do believe, no matter how much you love someone, incompatible will still be the cause of a broken relationship. Now, we are still friends. Isn’t that a blessing?

I tried to comfort her. But I know, no matter how much I say, she won’t understand. She won’t just get over it by a few words of mine.
I know she needs time. Time will heal everything. This is my experience.

She said, “He told me before I’m the woman he love most. Why now he wanted to leave me?”
I guess all women will ponder on what our boyfriends told us during relationship and its hurtful when its turn out to be not.
They didn’t keep to their words? Some, yes, they did not. Some, they feel that loving someone doesn’t need to be together. Of course, there’s reason behind when they decided on this.

Sometimes love is like this. Its will not turn out the way you want to be.

Just like her, she planned to spend her life with him, yet he gave up on her.

Another friend of mine, love her boyfriend a lot, the boyfriend decide on a break off and had a new girlfriend shortly after her.
She cried. She recovered.
Now she can tell me this past of her laughing away.
“Time” is so amazing “medicine” that I must agreed.

Like me, once I took 2 years to forget someone.
But now, I can talk to him just like a normal friend.

I'm not strong, but I grow from experience. I let myself feel sad for a day and I would tell myself I must spend my next day happily. This is how I handle my bad mood day.

Now, I really wish she can understand and get over him soon. I want her to be the cheerful gal once again..

Be strong gal..

Dragon Boat

A fine sunny sunday today...
I woke up abt 7.30am preparing for my very 1st time experience, Dragon Boat!!!

We reached Kallang Mrt about 9.20am..
Walking like a zombie with a hungry stomach to the Kallang river..that's me...

It was so fun..row row row ur boat!!!
As a new-comer, they made it an effort to stop a few times for us to relaz..
New term I learnt. "Easy" mean "Stop".
Interesting..

And its til today den I know, they are so many people going for this sport.
Big Crowds!~
Almost like u r gg clubbing and saw those pple lining up outside DblO..

Ok..now to my "very" experience!
I was standing outside Girl Toilet waiting for my friends...
and usually, Boy and Girl toilet are next to next only..same goes for the toilet at Singapore Dragon Boat Association.
I was talking to my friend at the entrance den, when I heard scream from Boy toilet.
Human instinct, I turned my head and see wat happened.
It's pretty fine if I didn't turn.
Dunno was I lucky to see a guy naked or he was unlucky to let a stranger seen every part of him!!
Can u imagine dat? He was really totally naked!
When he saw me, he just used a mini-towel to cover it..coz I guess he only haf dat to cover himself.
Before I knew I saw something I shouldn't, I already heard millions of laughter!!

Worst Part, when we were all done, those guys were done too.
I think they recongised me.
The moment they saw me, they were already laughing at dat poor naked guy..making fun of him.
One of the guy, my friend find him cute!
He picked a flower and placed it on his ear..
To me, he was acting cute.
He's quite a joker actually...hidden his friend's slipper and dat friend intended to go home with one slipper thinking he lost the other one. In the end, dat joker had to go back and retrieve dat slipper. A bunch of cute young Jc boys.. How good to be young!

Hungry still I was..
We went beach Road for our lunch.
Nice nice de Beef Noodle~~
next time muz go there eat again..
Guess what!! Shopping Feast!! hahaha
I bought a pair of hmm...slipper? Huihui bought a bag, a very retro 3/4 trouser and the same slipper as mine!! It's so fun but tired ... especially Jj.. Look forward to next outing to dragon boat!!

when teachers meet students...

Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:- As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny:- He became father only after I was born.

Teacher: Paul, what is the chemical formula of Water?
Paul: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O
Teacher: What is this?
Paul: Well!! you said it is H2O.

Student (to teacher)Ma'am my pen has run out of ink.
Teacher:Go run after it

Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.

Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

Pupil: "Sir, Would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?"
Teacher: "But your parents don't have a computer."
Pupil: "Exactly!"

A student to his teacher: " I haven't got no pencil."
Teacher, correcting him: " You don't have any pencil. He doesn't have any pencils. We don't have any pencils."
Student, with a look of astonishment: "Where have all the pencils gone?"

Teacher to girl: "Why are you late?"
Girl: "I started late from home".
Teacher: "Why didn't you start early?"
Girl: "By the time I woke up, it was too late to start early"

Teacher to the student: Why are you tearing up your homework copy?
Student: To keep the elephants away.
Teacher: But there are no elephants here.
Student: See, how effective it is!!!

Teacher: You weren't at school last Friday, Robert. I heard you were at the movie theatre.
Robert: That's not true, sir. And I've got the tickets from the football game to prove it.

Teacher:Mohan,Assam is special for what product? Mohan:I Dont know mam.
Teacher:Ok I'll give you a clue, from where doyou get tea powder?
Mohan:From our neighbour's house!!!

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Xmas dinner

A relief..
Bought Xmas gift already.. Quite pleased with wat I have bought..
Xmas dinner celebration with my grppyz..
Planning to go Regent for Christmas dinner buffet!! $39.90 per person.. And its a 2 for 1 deal!!
Sounded quite reasonable.. which mean 1 person costs abt $26.66666...
The thought of having Turkey..honey ham..yummyz...
Saliva drooling....

Going to be a fun nite I guess!!

Xmas white

A dream....
White xmas...

Xmas Tree

I'm counting down everyday.. hoping for 23th dec to come soon!!
Cos I'm on leave!!
Think of it, just can't help it to feel so happy..

My kor called me the other day..
He gave me my gan-ma's hp number so dat I can call her to pick me up on my arrival on 23th..
Think of it, can't help to feel excited..

We had a short chat and I realised..its nearly 2 years I didn't go Ipoh and visit 'em..
Indeed, I miss 'em alot..
Think of the heart to heart chat session with my kor,
I can't help to recall the care & concern showered by him..

And of cos,
I miss dat place where I spent my sadness, happiness at..
Although sadness exist, at least I know my true feelings..
Happiness due to my kor..
A Kor who treat me well, nice, good, no matter wat others said abt me..
He's always there protecting me..

we're as close as siblings which lead to alot of gossip topics between us saying we were way too close as friends..
Eventually..we decided to stop all this nonsense and sworn ourselves as brother & sister..
A kor I never forget for life..

Xmas Gifts

Time of the Year end soon..
Haf to prepare for Xmas Gifts..
Still pondering what to buy..Cozzz....
We have a game of exchanging Xmas Gifts.

Game Rule & Condition:
-Names will be written on a piece of paper and throw into a bag for us to draw.
-We are not supposed to announce whose name we have drawn.
-If own name is being drawn, we will all re-draw.
-The gift shall be budget within $20.00

We have a total of 7 persons.
Out of 7, we have 2 guys..
Therefore, the chance of drawing a guy's name is not high..
And well...I strike the 4D..
Its alway been a headache task for me to buy gift for a guy.
What can I do..
Belt? Within $20? Impossible..
Wallet? No way..unless those road-side stall with no brand..
Shirt?? What kind of shirt cost less than $20?
Sickening rite?

If I have drawn a girl's name..
I can just pop into Gift Land or Mini Toons..and grab a cup? nice cute purse? A cushion where u can put on ur office seat? A nice key-chain? Earrings? Bracelet?
Too many to be listed..

Get the different?
Unlucky me is going shopping to hunt for gifts today..
Hope I can find something suitable for my this Lame cum Joker colleague...

Jingle Bells

Day by day..I sense xmas stronger and stronger..
With Hope and Love..we shall stay happy..
May God bless us..

expecting Christmas...

Christmas..christmas...christmas...
Wat a day to expect..
With fun, laughter, joy...maybe sadness...

Still rem..my last yr christmas..spent boringly..
But this yr will definitely be different..
Be it happy or sad...
I know I will not be the same after this christmas...

u.me.n.time

For a moment, I sat on my chair..
I stared..I closed my eyes..
Ya..memories came flashing on my mind..

I thought of the things happened to me this year..I asked myself what haf I achieved..
I smiled to myself..hmm..ya..Nothing...nothing at all..

This did teach me a lesson..time flies without waiting..
we went to school..graduated..entered into work life..just in a blink of an eye's time..those were our memories today..

We go to bed, before we know it, its morning..ya..time to prepare for work again..
we start work, with struggle and war, another end of a day....
You linger your thoughts on weekend programme...in a flash..ur weekends just passed without knowing it..
And who know..in a few years' time, all these Todays just turned into memories once again like those u owned them now..

8 months ago..my birthday..yet I forgot wat I did on dat day..amazingly enuff..it was a day our mums suffered in pain..yet we celebrate it..
Half year ago..I was still excited over my buddy's wedding..and now..its memories with lotsa of photos..
3 months ago..I was happily at chalet with my grppyz celebrating Hui's birthday..and now..memories again thinking of who's birthday next-to-come..

And now..I'm so contented working in my current company..with a good boss..
It might become memory few months later I did feel so..at least I did..

Til my hair turned grey..I shall think back..traits of mine and til den remain..
I shall...
Cos pple alway say.."Time changes a man..."

Interesting Quotes

Lynn N Vine

Lynn get to know Vine through online...
They chatted on messenger if they happened to bump into each other..
Purely friends, they can talk about everything..
But actually, they seldom get the chance to really chat..

One fine day, Lynn was online, so did Vine..
They chatted but soon..Lynn got tired and decided to log off..
so they decided to exchange handphone number so dat they could sms instead of msn..

Vine did sms Lynn..but it was when Lynn already fell asleep on her cosy bed..
And since den, they started to sms each other everyday..
Lynn would hope for Vine's sms...
Vine would sms her to remind her to take her dinner..
For Lynn, it became weird when Vine didn't sms her..
Didn't know why also..

Things changed.
Of course Lynn didn't expect it would stay the same.
They met up one fine day.
The moment they parted, Vine smsed Lynn..
And did called her on dat night itself..
The next day he called too..but only awhile..
After dat day, sms from Vine get lesser day by day..
At time, he might not sms her for few days..
Lynn didn't sms him dat often too..
She didn't know wat to sms him..

Maybe one party expect more den friends and turn out to be she/he is not wat she/he expect?
One party decided to keep a distance?
or maybe their friendship is not as strong enough?

I didn't know how Lynn feel..
I didn't know what is Vine thinking..
I didn't know how come their friendship turned out to be this way..

Fruity Fragrance

Did a survery test and this is the result...

You are the fruity fragrance type:
You radiate independence & happiness, always immersed in fun-seeking activities, like an innocent child. You always manage to bring life into the party, thus you are indispensible to parties.

Although you are cheerful, well-liked by most, others think that its difficult to be good friends with you because the impression that you give is one of the comedian. Some thinks that you likes to make a fool of others and are dependent on others, so they are reluctant to be close to you.

But you are actually mature and firm. There are few that truly understand you, leaving you with a few bosom friends.......

(Well, I personally feel dat its accurate....)

Old..

Who will I be when I grow old?

Watching the sunset everyday by the window?

Reading novel on a rocking chair?

Looking at old photos thinking of the past?

Or just a lonely old woman?

Bad day

"diak diak diak..." I was still busy replying to email when my colleague shouted at me,"Hey, you dunwan to go home ah?"

I looked at my watch. Oh, its already 5.45pm..I packed my stuffs..took the documents which were needed to be pass to my account dept, ran to the lobby and placed 'em in the pigeon hole...
Everything were in a rush..really rush..coz I ran!!

I took a quick look at the area where my bus parked. Luckily, the bus had not leave.
Jj and I walked to the bus happily chatting.. walking in big step though..
We settled ourselves down and when I was about to open my bag and I realised..."MY HANDPHONE IS STILL IN THE OFFICE!!"
Oh my god!! How could I be so careless or absent minded!?!
(By the way, I'm dat kind who will feel weird without handphone by my side..)

I stood up..wanting to alight the bus to retrieve my handphone and the bus MOVED...
Yes! It was too late! Jj shouted,"Ask the driver to stop the bus!!"
But thinking of everyone have to wait for me..I did not do so..
This was not the end...
I was still thinking whether should I go back and take my handphone when the bus stopped at the traffic light..
Yes..STOPPED for more den 10 mins..
The bus broke down!!
It was just 3 bus-stops away from my house and it broke down!
Even bus want to bully me...
Arghhz..

What I did in the end:
I thought of my nice nice friend,Zhiwei who have a car..
but not remembering his handphone number, I called my dear Huihui to ask her to contact Zhiwei for me..and kind Zhiwei agreed to fetch me up and drove me back to my company to take back my handphone..
It is so nice of him..just to send me back to retrieve my handphone..
I'm so glad to have him as my friend..

As for my company transport, Mr driver uncle said we could take a cab and claimed from his transport company..so it was not so bad..
It was a bad day, not the worst though..

The Gorilla and the Lion

One day, a mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office.

The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off.
He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one.
The mime accepts the offer.

So, the next morning, before the crowd arrives, the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people,
and he draws larger crowds than he ever did as a mime on the street.

However, eventually the crowd tires of him, and he tires of just swinging on auto tires. He notices that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the next cage. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top of the lion's cage.

Of course, this makes the lion furious, but the crowd loves it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and
gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction.
Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion,
the crowd grows larger, and his salary keeps going up.

Then, one day, when he is dangling over the top of the lion's cage, he slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion raises himself up and prepares to pounce. The mime is so scared that he begins to run around the cage with the lion in hot pursuit.

Finally, the mime starts screaming, "Help! Help me!"
The lion is quick and pounces. The mime soon finds him flat on his back
looking up at the angry lion.
The lion says, "Shut up, you idiot, or we'll both lose our jobs!"

Entered.Out.

End before start...
Thinking might be the one..

In the end, its just another dream..
Glad to wake up from it..

Although it was short....
The memories..

Footstep in heart..
Remembered..

Monkey Hubby

Recently saw a "Monkey"..a very cute one!
Decided to keep it as mine and its my "monkey" hubby now..
He's a super oldies listener..
He..maybe like to eat Bing Qi Lin instead of bananas..
Super "love" him now!!
My cute "Monkey" Hubby....

Quitting?

"ah..I dunwan to work here anymore..."
..."Stress!! Stress!!"..
......"I want to find new job!!"

I heard all this..almost everyday? ya..almost..
I haf been with this company not long and
I witnessed few colleagues leaving not wanting their bonus..
alot of colleagues discussing abt quitting..

Wat or how is the prospect in this company I'm in now?
Problems with management or the staffs themselves?
Seem to be everyone is talking abt Quitting!!

Ya..even my own grppy told me she wanted to leave this company by next year which is ...
she will take her bonus and quit. (One of my grppy work in the same company with me.)
Kinda of sad to hear this, but no choice..I know she's facing alot of stress..
I just want her to be happy..if quitting this job can make her happy, I wish her all the best
although I can't bear to see her leaving..

Well, job is like this. A company can't stay for too long I guess, especially this one.
Some people can stay for 9yrs and just quitted bcoz of the boss's imperial treatment.
Afterall, we're all humans with feeling..
No one can torture mentally abused bah..

But I have no intentions of giving up this job, instead I hope I can stay for at least 2yrs.
Taking this company as a jumping stone.
I wanted to learn more and if can, maybe pursue my study during my 2yrs there.

A 8 to 5 job with free transportation to and fro work..a "can't ask for more" salary..
wat can I ask for..
Maybe I can ask for..my boss to like me more and give me more bonus next yr?

Heard colleague saying my boss is not dat good..
But currently he seem fine to me..
So I guess its fine too.

Other den dat, I make up my mind not to be affected by those colleagues who intend to leave..
Yes! I can do it!!

Boring story

How abt a story of me when I was young?

When I was abt 16yrs old, I alway hangout with my cousin who is a malaysian.
Reason why she's a malaysian while I'm a singaporean is because my auntie married to a malaysia husband.

Basically every weekend I would follow my cousin back home which is Johor Bahru and Monday I would wake up very early to go school from Johor Bahru. Taking a 45mins bus to malaysia custom, cross it, walk to singapore custom, take mrt all the way to my school,which is extreme west of singapore.

I like malaysia alot.
Maybe bcoz of the houses down there. Down to earth lifestyle. Really living on the ground.
Not like my own house, 7th storey..open my door and only to see my neighbour's door and staircase. No money for mansion u c..
Down there,I open the door, I saw trees, chickens running, dogs playing with each other.
Nature environment with no busy roads like singapore.

Saturday afternoon, we would set off to my cousin's house.
Had our lunch and a nap in the noon.
Evening time we would go to church and after dat was happy moments for me.
Meet up with friends to chit chat at those mama-tan.
Having my favourite teh-o ice limau, and roti-tissue.

And well, my 1st boyfriend was one of the friends in my cousin's group.
He's 2yrs older than me.
A skinny not so tall guy with a cheeky looks.
Joker type..alway full of craps.

He's a very close friend of my cousin.
He often called her up to chat on the phone..
Naturally, I thought he was going after her.
Slowly, I realised sometimes my cousin chatted with him, she would look at me and smile.
This is weird, I tot to myself.
Once, we were on our bed and she asked me,"how you find han?"
"huh?" why suddenly asked me abt han?
I tot my cousin was weird. Han is her friend,she should know better..why ask me?
So I just replied,"he ah? nice chap.."
Den my cousin just smiled at me and went to bed.
From there onwards, the call from him would alway passed to me when my cousin finished talking with him..

One day, han came to my cousin's house with his friend cum colleague.
Purpose of coming was to bring us out but my auntie didn't allow us to.
so we chatted at the gate instead..happily until it was around 12plus den they left.
His friend was shy. He was my age.
Cute quite small eye guy. That was the impression he left in my heart.

The following day, his friend came to look for me himself and brought me for a ride with his bike. 1st time bike ride experience. Fun..
I love bikes by the way..
Although my another cousin alway say I'm silly..She keep insisting car is better. But who cares..
Its my liking..
Nice night spent with him chatting and joking around.
Who knows it ended up kinda of stupid.

Han found out and they had a fight at their workplace regarding this.
Han was angry he came and look for me.
His friend was puzzled. Why couldn't he look for me was in his mind.
He questioned Han.
Han said,"bcoz I want to woo her."
His friend got the whole picture but he replied,"I didn't know dat but I don't care coz I want to woo her too!See who get her 1st."
Han was mad upon listening this and he punched him...and fight!
Kinda of silly when I think back now.

Actually, I was shocked to hear this news from my cousin.
She said,"wow, you're powerful. 2 guys fight bcoz of u."
I was innocent.
I didn't know he like me.
I didn't know his friend like me.
I didn't know anything.

The day they fought, both of 'em came to look for me one followed another half an hour later.
Dat chan mian was tough for me as I was only 16 dat time.
His friend came 1st.
Followed by Han.
Han stared at him.
No one talked.
It was so silent..until my cousin dragged han one side..
While they were away, his friend invited me for a spin..
I didn't know what to do and agreed..just want to leave dat chan mian.

Still rem han's look when he saw me leaving on his friend's bike.
Dat shock look.

Actually I forgot how we ended up together.
I just rem our daily routine when we were together.
On the phone monday to friday.
Talking abt the same things everyday.
Meet up only on sat n sun when I go over.
Report to me wherever he go..me finding him a pain in the neck dat time.
Young..dunno wat is love I guess.

Our relationship lasts for half a year only and I suggested breakup.
It was too bored to talk on the phone and chatted abt the same things everyday
and get to meet on weekend only..
Ya..again..young..dunno wat is love..
Marriage couples also do the same things everyday..
Cute he was..
went my cousin's house to look for me 2yrs later..
Guess he just forgot I live in singapore..

How do I live my life

How You Life Your Life

You are honest and direct. You tell it like it is.You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations.You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.

How Do You Live Your Life?

Hmm....change friends quickly? but all these years, buddy is still by my side.

Its doesn't really matter whether we understand each other or not..

Most important is we're willing to lend each other a shoulder to cry on..

Its doesn't really matter one is willing to talk to oneself or not..

Coz somehow or rather, we do understand each other bit by bit..

not totally unaware of any traits of each other.

And well, today I fight for my happiness and I failed.

Doesn't matter also, coz I tried.

I believe, my someone is somewhere out there..

I do believe..

Ended..

Feeling so moody today..
Since last night I was like this though...
Decided to meet up my grppyz for dinner..juz to forget for awhile.

My buddy told me..if I want to find him,I will be able to do so..
So I did..
I asked one of our common friend and I managed to get his hp no juz in 1 min.
But..I haf no courage to call him..
I really dun haf.
I dunno why I'm behaving in this way.
I dunno what to sms him..
I dare not call him..afriad of no topic between us..
I hesitate to send him good nite sms..
Yet I miss him..

I gave his hp no to another of our common friend.
Yes.
She called him up.
According to her, they chatted quite happily..
Making fun of each other..joking abt each other..
Jealous I admitted.
I really was.
But what can I do.
I got no guts.

The thought of smsing him just make me feel dat..
Why shld I sms u 1st when u seem to forget me all this while.
why shld I still linger abt u when u already told me we will remain as friend.

Maybe I was wrong to blame him for Hong's death.
But I regretted..though he dunno..
I know it was an accident.
and maybe again, its too late to say anything now.
I couldn't turn back the time at all..not even 1 second..

I haf thoughts of forgetting him and move on with my own life..
But I afraid I will regret in future.
If I wait for him..
and its turn out to be a flower dat never blossom, what should I do?

Am I just finding trouble for myself?
I can't blame him for returning to my life as he never leave before.

We are not together before.
But things happened between us were not simple.
Alot of things happened.
Happy moment...
Sad moment..
Need alot of talking to solve things out I guess.
Buddy said to me..,"your story with him like drama series ley.."
Think of it, quite true.

We..like each other.
No one want to make the 1st move to declare..
we are both this way.
Waiting for the other party to make the 1st move.
Well done.
we ended up no where.
I dunno why we seem so hard to be together.
No fate?
I dunno.

maybe we are not meant to be couple.
Not meant to be together.

I guess I'm just being annoying.
Can't I just stop thinking of him and concentrate on other things?
I hate myself at times.
I feel dat I can't relate my true feelings to him..
At least he did before.
But I rejected him dat time.
Due to certain reason.
Years later,
when I haf chance to tell him I do like him too, I didn't do so.
Bcoz of pride again.
Just bcoz I'm a girl.
Guy shall make the 1st move.
The concept sticks to my brain like a super glue.

When the super glue finally go off..
Too late.
return of a sentence,"we shall be friends."
I'm dat kind..
A simple I miss u is so hard for me to say out..or even type out in a message to be sent out to him..
So how much courage I took juz to sms him,"I like you."
It was not easy for me.
Sad enuff,
I was rejected.

Maybe our story really ended..
ended.

Questions and answers

My weekend spent:
We mit up at Carl's Junior for our late dinner..
Started out by only 3 of us..pals joined in one by one..
We chatted..
At 1st abt Jj's story over uneasy thingy abt her outing with bf..
Conclusion:
Never go out with bf's frenz if his attentive towards his friends will make u feel neglected or uneasy.

Chat proceeded to:
Over huihui and Guoxing..over their so-compatible looks..
They are really so close dat if others dunno, they might mistaken 'em as a couple.
He:
Tied her hair for her.
Carry her bag.
Share his troubles with her.
She:
Alway meeting him out for coffee.
Went movie tgt.
Massaged his hand.
Feeling sad for him when he entered for the Subaru Contest where he stood there for 12hrs already.
Hmm..
Wat a couple if they really are..

Conversation den proceeded to me regarding Tail issue.
Okay..
Me in the 1st place really thought dat Turtle don't have Tail!
Grppyz went on laffing at me over this..
But Seriously,
turtles really have tails??
How could this be?
All along I tot turtles dun have tails..
I'm still puzzled by this.
I admitted.
I still can't believe they have tails..
Watch Ninja Turtles before?
They don't have tails rite?


But I regretted saying this.
Coz they laffed even louder and asked me:
Hello kitty haf Mouth?
I said NO..
den they asked me,"Why cats have mouths while hello kitty dun haf?"
They laffed and laffed..
eh..stupid me..
=(


They: Lizard has ear?
me:NO..
They laff again and said GOT!
But how come they know all this?
Lizard really haf ear?

They:How to fish breathe?
me,"by mouth?"
They:NO..
They laffed even louder..
Isn't the answer by mouth?
if they don't, why they open n close their mouths when they swim?
Strange rite?

Friendshipzz

A simple gal I'm, born 16th march..
A typical Pisces I admit..
**Traditional Pisces Traits**
Imaginative and sensitive
Compassionate and kind
Selfless and unworldly
Intuitive and sympathetic
On the dark side....
Escapist and idealistic
Secretive and vague
Weak-willed and easily led

I often dream alot..dream dream and dream..
I crave for those love that happened in fairy tales...
Of coz, I didn't manage to find one..
But I'm lucky to have a group of Best Best Friends around..

Introducing..

Jennet..
She is my best friend since primary 3..
Know her for 15yrs..
Still as close til now..
A buddy who I can talk to her whole nite with no lack of topics..
We have different opinions but we share and agreed with each individually thinkings we have..
She is a gal who haf her own idea..own thinking..own mindset..
she know what she wanted and she's not easy influenced by others..
She has her own sense of dressing..which is so unique at times..
She loves costume accessories which I remember she don't like to dress up last time..
A pretty gal she is..
But she prefer her boyish looks..with real short hair..
Sometimes I don't even nid to say what I'm thinking, I juz look at her and she know it.
Tele-communications power are strong between us..strong you see..
We love to joke around and sometimes only we two understand our own jokes..
Some pple commented, they see us laughing they will laugh too though they dun even know wat is the joke abt..
Funny pal to hang around with..
Life won't be great without her..
But to think of it..
Our characters are pole-apart..but she said,"pole attracts.."
Well, I guess we are dat why we are buddies!!

Huihui..
She is a gal I know when I re-take my O lvl..
Promote to colleague after dat and dat when we get closer and become best friend..
A happy-go-lucky gal she is..
She used to be so silly towards relationship but dat was the past..
now she's smart and know how to handle her relationship well..
She is craving her career now moving to a manager post in a hotel line currently..
A woman with ambition, responsible and smartness I shall say.
I love being with her..
she shares my sentimentals..she really do..
She understands how I feel..
without me explaining why I did this and that..
I appreciate her concern towards me..
really feel like a sister to me..
She pray for me..when I went for interviews..
She wish me good for everything in my life..
We can chat with everything..really everything..
Being with her is so relaxing..
As she really take care of me..like a little gal..

Jennifer..
A very sweet gal..
A little shy..juz a little..when her boyfriend is around..
Blurr is the best word to describle her..
Another nick for her is Dory..
Why? Dory alway forget things easily..and this is her trait..
She can nod her head when u tell her thingy and she goes asking you,"wat is dat?"
A very clown gal she is..
She likes to perform I guess..
Making fool of herself which really make so much laughter from us...
We are alway laughing at her way of saying chinese..
But she's never angry with us for we making fun of her all the time..
Seen the working side of hers..
Serious, Responsible and committed..
A gal who loves her boyfriend so much..
May happiness befall on her..

Weiqiang..
A very dark guy..
who loves fishing..playing mahjong..
Interested in cooking which really did surprise me..
Now a chef in a Japanese Restaurant..
But alway complaining abt her lady boss..
Quite hot-tempered he is..
Like to say anything..
Seem to be no comment over everything..
But guess he's just being easy-going..
A quiet guy..
But when he talk, he really talk til I can fall asleep..
Likes to pick on pple mistakes and joke abt..
Irriating Nice guy he is..
A nice chap who will help you with your problem if he can help..
A walking directory he is..
You list a place, and he know how to go..by bus, by mrt or by car..
He juz simply know the way.
Impressed!

Guoxing..
Seem to be full of troubles..
But never did share..maybe once in a blue moon..
A guy who never like to take photo..
But with us around, never seem stop taking photos..
Funny faces he make can make us laff non-stop.
A talented guy with electrical stuffs..
Helpful indeed.
Kind soul who seem never to get any return..
Abit stubborn at times which I can't really stand it..
But knowing the reason why will eventually lead to a big..."OH.." in my heart..
Wanted a simple life badly..
Never seem easy for him..
Maybe its not time for him yet..
All I can do is to wish him all the best..


The above are all my best best friends..
Friends dat are from differ area..differ world..differ thinkings..
But we are "item"...
Cannot be separated..
Have to meet every now and den..
If not we will miss each other deeply..
May our friendships last..
Til our teeth drop,
our hairs turn grey..
wrinkles all over our faces..
even when we can't even stand on our feet..
Love you guys

Simple Lifestyle

Nerdie dandan is coping with her simple lifestyle now..
Nothing special happened..
Nothing interesting..
Looking forward to next week with days of Holidays!!
Maybe by den, I have interesting thingy to blog abt..
Enjoy your Holidays Guys!!

Contract of Marriage

I’m going to make my future husband to sign this Contract of Marriage created by me in future…As a reminder in life, as a guide in future, as a warning to myself…

Contract of Marriage
Your marriage with blah blah blah is a Contract of Marriage. A Contract of Marriage is an agreement whereby one person agrees to marry as a husband/wife and that the other agrees to accept his girlfriend/boyfriend as a husband/wife.

As a husband/wife, you are free to terminate your marriage with your wife/husband anytime within contracted terms. Likewise, you have the right to demote your status at the discretion of Marriage within applicable provisions in the Marriage’s Registration Manual and within the Status of the Republic of Singapore’s Marriage Act (Chapter **).

Neither party can enter another Contract of Marriage within this period as this is against the law.

Grievance Policy
Both parties shall always endeavour to preserve continuous harmony and led a blissful life. Complaints, inquiries and all matters pertaining to the relations of the couples shall be dealt with as quickly as possible. In pursuance of mutual desires, each party’s grievance shall be dealt with in accordance with the following procedures:
Step 1:
Always listen first before you start commenting. Listening is important in marriage life as lack of communication always led to misunderstanding.
Step 2:
Show share and concern. A hug, a kiss on the cheek mean a lot for married couples. It’s a little spark to keep the marriage going. Apologize is you feel that you’re in the wrong position. Admitting mistake is what adults shall do. No one is perfect. Have the heart of forgiving in marriage life if you truly treasure each other.
Step 3:
If the grievance is still not resolved after step 2, the couples might need to cool down for a certain period. Try not to further provoke each other and find out your flaws and shortcomings. After solving out and cooling down, have a discussion or agreement how to deal with such problems in future to prevent this from happening.

Termination of Marriage
When termination of marriage is agree by both parties, engaging a lawyer is needed to terminate Contract of Marriage.
But consider the following why you agreed to sign this Contract of Marriage in the first place before you take any actions against Termination of Marriage:

- You guys love each other deeply.
- Wanted to spend the rest of your life together as a loving couple.
- You guys look forward starting a family of your own and a precious gem form
by the love of bond who make u experience the feeling of parenthood.
- Wanted to grow old together, hold hands in hands and
watch the sunset falls.

After considering, if you still decided to terminate the Contract of Marriage, please ensure you will not regret in future. And please remember marriage is not a form of game.
Lastly, wish happiness still befall of both of you.

Series

1.Found a job finally..... Oh yeah! Pray for $200 increasement after confirmation!! haha!!
2.Promise my kor to go Ipoh for Christmas! Setting off with my grppyz most probably...fun fun!
3.Planning to go KL during Chinese New Year...window shopping!!
4.Going Bangkok with Grppyz during next year May...shopping again!!!
5.Going Stamford House to hunt for gowns with grppyz for buddy's wedding...Excited!!
6.Plan to clear up my stuffs by march...Hopefully..
7.Save up some savings in case of raining days. Raining without umbrella get u drenched..
8.Get a new bed as my current bed is with my parents sleeping on it.. No bed.. =(
9.Get myself a nokia3230 asap! I love dat phone!!
10.eh...hoping someone to be someone lah.. secret!! secret!! shhh..

TUMRASPs

The Ultimate, Minimum-Rejection, All-Situation, Pre-packaged Pickup Lines!
* "Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over."
* "Before I came to talk to you, only God and I knew what I was going to say.
But now that I'm standing here, only He knows."
* "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass."
* This one is only for gals. Guys can't pull this off without complication.
Check his jacket label. When he wonders what you're doing:
"I was checking to see if you were made in heaven."
* "If I could rework the alphabet I'd put "I" next to "U"."
* "Can I have directions?" (to where) "To your heart."
* "I had a bad day and it always makes me feel better when I see a
beautiful girl smile. Would you smile for me?"
* If someone asks why you want to go out with them, respond:
"Because the alternative is unthinkable."
* "Are your feet tired, because you keep running through my mind?"
* "If I could be one thing in the world,
I would be a tear born in your eyes, living on your cheek,
and dying on your lips."
* "Are you OKAY?!? That fall from heaven must've hurt!"
* "God may have made all men equal, but he made you without equal."
* "Excuse me, do you have a quarter I could borrow?
I promised my mother I'd call her as soon as I met the girl of my dreams."
* Offer a single rose with: "I wanted to show this rose true beauty."
* "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
* "Levis should pay you royalties."
* "What would you do if I kissed you right now?"

Last but not least, the "never-us'em" lines, here for pure fun. I am not responsible for hazards, physical or other, related to the actual application of the following lines:

* "Would you like gin and platonic, or scotch and sofa?"
* "I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"
* "I'm interested in breakfast with you. Shall I call or nudge?"
* "Are those mirrors on your pants, cause I can see myself in them?"
* "I like your outfit. It'd look great on the floor in my apartment."
* "My name is _____. (That's so you know what to scream.)."
* "You cost how much?"
* "The word is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word."

...... And now, for the ultimate NEVER-SAY-IT line:
* "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for women, my thing would rust."

A Poison For Mother-in-law

A Poison For Mother-in-law (Story from China)

A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and other-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.

Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in he house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress.

Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law's bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it ! Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all.

Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you." Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do."

Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body.

Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen."

Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law.

Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.

After six months had passed, the whole household had changed.

Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.

The mother-in-law's attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find.

Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter. .Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again. She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law! She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her."

Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her."

HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also be loved in return." God might be trying to work in another person's life through you.

Letter

Funny enough, I was searching for some documents and found a love letter that I recieved when I was 18.
Young dat time to find this letter a joke.
Kinda of memoriable as its a one and only love letter that I recieved.
Now I read back, the letter had a number of mistakes, but still, its cute.
It goes this way:

To tell you the turth (truth) , I started to love you or like you from the day you came in to the game shop with your friends.
And from that day on, I start to look for you whenever I past (pass) by the coffeeshop you are alway spotted but sometime I could not see or spot you there.
At that time I though you have move away or went someplace(sounded abit weird to me) to sit. But everytime I past(pass) by I still take a took (look), I don't know why I was hopingly(hoping) to see you there. Maybe you don't feel the same for me but I blame(?? guess he was trying to say I DON'T blame you) you or anything.
At the time when I saw you at ASLER(a handphone shop), I was so happy. really. But I was also sad to hear that you and Melvin were together. So I tell myself I should stop thinking about you but still seen(seem) that I can't stop and so I tried of thinking ways to call you out.
And when we went KTV, I saw Melvin there tourthing(touching) you and I just have the feeling inside me that feel very sad and unhapping(unhappy) about it that I want him to stop doing that to you.
Maybe you will feel boring reading this letter but all I can tell you is I really love you from the bottom of my heart and I will tell you everything I do and what I does. (me dun understand this part..)

W******
31.03.1999

-In fact, he's quite a nice guy.
Too bad, chemistry failed to arrive.
Flash back alot of memories during dat period of my life.
Young, stubborn, did things by guts' feeling, til now I am stil.
Going out late even though my parents nagged at me.
My mum even attempt to hit me when she saw me with my boyfriend dat time.
Somehow or rather, she doesn't like my boyfriend den..
(Maybe bcoz he had been caged in Boys' Home before.)
Noble man he is, he dashed to my mum when she tried to hit me but was being stopped by his dad.
Yes. His dad. <- Surprising enough, his dad and my parents are friends.
My cutie boyfriend dat time even dare to threaten my mum.
He shouted,"if you dare to hit her, u try and see." <- we were like actor and actress..with so mani audiences standing around in the carpark.
Wow, what a hero! <- dat was wat I really think dat time.
(If my future boyfriend dared to shout at my mum, you see I slap him or not.)

Together were tough for us dat time..
Sort of dued to this, our story ended.
He attempted to get back, but I rejected as I heard he's quite a flirtie.
After dat, I didn't get to see him anymore, even though we actually stay by the distance of 3 bus-stops away.


Dear W******,
If you happened to read my blog, I'm terribly sorry to publish your workpiece here. (if u mind.)
But its too memoriable to me..so it haf to become part of my blog..
So when I read my blog at times, u r remembered.
May god bless u..
and dat ex-boyfriend of mine,
May you bless yourself..

A blonde on diet

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a Diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded.
"I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skipping. "

Money Affairs

Why am I living in this realistic world?
I really nid a break.
Maybe I should go overseas for awhile.
I feel the stress.
Very much.
The thought of cannot find a job,no money.
This world SUX! Everything sux!
Everything nid money!
Even thing like SEX, some people actually willing to pay for it!
My Godness!
This could be on sale as well, wat else?
Wonder why magazine like FHM sell so good? Horny guys did the Jobs Well!!
Guys ahz! What is contain in ur brain har?
Oni women? sex? or what?
Ok, not referring to all guys of coz. I know gays don't.

Let's talk abt wanting to become more healthier.
People want to be healthy and they actually bought those so-called natural watever-so pills.
so rich huh?
Money spend in this? dunno how to go and exercise ah or eat a more balanced diet meh?

Or so becoming prettier?
Go facial once a week..go slimming saloon like Jean Yip lah..
Making 'em earn so much and 1 follow by 1..everywhere on the shopping mall u can see a slimming saloon.
Rich again? Hey!I don't blame yuo for being rich!
I blame yuo for the stuffs spent on, they earn and the economics grow! And prices of everything grow together..You also grow, me also grow, kids also grow..elders also growing..
Ya, its good dat singapore is a prosperous country!
But I'm suffering in pain!

Wanton mee used to cost $1.50..NOW? $2.50 the cheapest I can find!
Bus fare is another one..wat the hell! Juz adjusted..and adjust again..
Paying cash used to be 60c..NOW? 90c! Our money easy to earn huh?
And I'm gg to own a CAR? Come on, See the Petrol Rates!! You can say,"I can afford what?" Hey! den dun go malaysia to pump petrol! Dun do funny stuffs to ur metre!!

Ok..and happened to be I'm one of those idiot who smoke.
well,I'm also one of those "hai ren jing" dat make the taxes increasing and increasing.
But its too far exp lor..terribly expensive lor!
Used to smoke 10 sticks at $2.60..
NOW? 20 sticks for $8.80!(Pall Mall) Robbery u noe!

Imagine if I could oni earn 1k per month.
After CPF, I left $800.
*Mabbe 1 day u travel to n fro from Jurong to Alexander nid ard $4.00.
You work 20days a month, $4 x 20days = $80.00
*Now to ur lunch, cheapest meal u ate, mabbe $5? $5 x 20days = $100.00
*Now to ur cigarette,(although this is me myself gayhiao one la."Can dun smoke wat!",pple will say.)u smoke 1 pack a day.
Give it 30days a month. $8.80 x 30days = $264.00
*And mabbe you buy insurance, $100 per month. There's another sum of money coz you want your family to have money when u die and u have to forkout this $100.
*And mabbe you have instalment plan like I do. Let it be $200 a month.(No money to buy 1 short,so pay instalment la,me gayhiao again, I know.)
*Now, dinner if ur mum nv cook? maybe out of 30days u spend 15days eating outside?
$5 enuff? $5 x 15days = $75.00 (I dun eat breakfast,so not including.)

Now..u oni haf $800..try to deduct and see u haf extra $$ to save or u haf to forkout on ur own?
And the most importantly point is,I dun even haf this $800 to deduct!
Arghhz..
I'm juz being grumble I know!
No job mean can't survive! You understand?!?

Old Folks Home

Been to my buddy's company to interview.
Its a building stand by its own. With a cute canteen with just one stall.
And when I step into the 1st floor office, I finally understand what my buddy said.
I took a glare over the whole office, and I saw mani grey-white heads.
Its all Old Uncles.
My buddy used to say her ex company is an Old Folks Home and the women down there are the nurses.
Indeed, I do feel dat way.
Well, but talk abt the environment, I feel quite ease and relaxing down there.
Dat place look stress-less to me. *feeling, dunno why also.
But strange thing is, whenever I like a place, the job scope all this, I won't pass the interview..
So I'm not pinning hope on getting this job.
Still, its a pleasant trip to the Old Folks Home.

Its been awhile, I found a job, I quitted a job.
Due to watever reason it is, I still can't manage to find a job I really can stay long.
And due to watever reason it is, I nid a job badly as I tied myself down with too..too..too..many commitment..but of coz, I dun owe a flat, I dun owe a car.
but its still commitment u c..

People often ask, what job are you interested in?
Yes. I know what I want. I know the answer.
But this world don't allow me to do so.
Yes. Mabbe there's a will, there's a way.
But its tough. Not dat I never try.
Yes. I don't have the experience, the Cert.

I wanted to be a Display Artist. **Dream Job
Why? I get to travel ard in singapore..putting my display on shopping display windows for people to view and share the feeling behind each individual display that I created.Doing match and mix stuffs, playing with colors..I find this a challenging job as its not as easy as its seem to be.

Alternatively, a Art Teacher is fun if I'm handling primary school kids.
Imaging those kids draw out really from their heart..fixing color on the things they think its shld be. Maybe a Red tree u nv get to see on the street. Creative enuff dat they might even draw tails on a torise? I teached primary kids drawing before thot it was for a short period.Its really a fun, enriching experience.
Kids are fun.I simply like kids. Dun ask why as I also dunno. Mabbe they're 天真 enuff to let me forget the cruel,reality world for awhile. If u r ugly, they tell u straight, if u r pretty, they tell u to. They don't hide their feeling. They don't have secrets to hide.

Wedding co-ordinator is another job which I'm interested in..
Helping couple preparing their wedding stuffs, arranging things dat they like it so much dat they thank u for your professionism with a very blissful face.I will definitely share their joys and excitement during my "commitment" to 'em.I want to see every couple happily walk into the marriage path with a memoriable Night I co-ordinate for 'em.Its an accomplishment thot I nv think of stepping into marriage dat I will co-ordinate a wedding for myself..
but its not easy to crave a career on my own when I don't have a car to travel, don't have any friend willing to quit their stable career and chong chong chong with me.
So I will push back this idea.

Thot I studied Interior Design before, but I don't intend to go into this line even I haf the chance. Its too tedious. I don't have good knowledge of Maths. Scale ruler, measurement, convert actual size into dunno wat size in order to draw into ur perspective.. wat the hell! Freak me out! Designing for my own house is fine. I don't nid to draw perspective to show myself.I'm the designer, I'm the client. How wonderful life is. 这是个美丽的早晨.

Last job I will be keen in...
Toliet Manager!
Nah, Juz kidding.
who want to control toliet.
They can't even talk to me.
I'm talkative!!
Very talkative!! I cant survive without talking..

Beer Brothers

A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness, please?.

So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately
sip one, then the other, and then the third until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them
cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're
low."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia,
and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night
we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts
too and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the
guy's three beers as soon as he enters in the bar. Then one week, the man comes
in and orders only two. He drinks them, and then orders two more. The bartender
sadly says, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry
that one of your brothers died?.

The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking?.

My Design Work

Months ago, my brother was pestering me to do a design Logo for his gang of biker friends to put on helmets..
I was so unwilling..finding him a pest!
But..when I see my design on the helmet now..
I'm so 感动! Its my design lei!!

Excel

Just now, Jiale(fake name) called me. She was asking me how to use excel worksheet.
So I created a simple database and sent to her. From there, I was trying to explain how to create the database..etc..

Okay..drop the details of how I went abt teaching her of creating database..
and den..
I was trying to teach her how to add up the number using the "autosum"..
So I told her...
me: did u see the column A B C D E F G..?
jiale: Yes.
me: ok. den u go to F1 and key in number 2..number 2..1 2 3 de 2..not spell one.
jiale: ok..den?
me: den u go to F2 and key in number 2 again..den F3 key in number 3.
jiale: huh..cannot key in lei..
me:cannot? why cannot? go to F1 the box there. Put ur mouse into the box, den key in number 2..cannot meh?
jiale:I press F1 den key in number 2..nothing happened...
me:(Zzzzz) Jiale, I'm referring to the column F..den the 1st row 1..understand?
jiale: (laffing away) Oh..haha..I tot u said the key "F1".
me:(abit pekchek I admit) Wahlau..den now can key in already?
jiale: can liao.
me: Okay.den u go to F4, den from there, use mouse to drag all the way to F1 to highlight the boxes.
jiale: huh? how to? cannot lei..nothing happened.
me:(impatient liao) u highlight 1st. den I tell u what to do..
jiale:now den I know I so stupid,u dun tell Z*H** ley.. (laffing away again)

This goes on and on..
until she said,"I think next time ur kids very jialat, dunno how to do homework surely kanna whacked by u until jialat jialat..
Den I become more and more fedup..
And I replied impatiently,"Its u seem to be so bo sim to learn hor.."
and in the end I guess she was fedup with herself
and my pekchek-ness and she said,"I dunwan to learn liao. Thank you."
I was like...huhz..arrghhz and replied,"Ok.Bye bye."

And I admitted again, when I hung up..I was still pekchek with her..
But now..when I think back..actually she's cute lah..Joker!!
lolz..I regretted not asking her to use G1 instead..so dat she wun go and press dat "F1".. (haha..silly ger.)

Sometimes this ger ah, is cute and fun..sometimes juz make me so angry..
She can said to me,"I like to make u angry le..ur expression so funny."
den I was like,"WHAT?" and she goes on with her hahahaahaha.
I thot to myself I muz fight back so I said,"wow, u not scare I angry one hor?"
She said,"aiyah, scare what, u angry awhile ok liao. Not scare la.Scare wat? Hahaha"
Well, when I see her expression ..indeed, anger juz disappeared.
hazz...
Nerdie dandan's temper sux..

Bus 198

One day, I was on my way to huihui's house..
and I got myself a seat right to the back.


Den..I noticed this guy..
He seem CUTE..


So my focus was on him all the while until he stood up..


And I took a closer look when he alight..
so he's NOT dat cute afterall..


He's not bad-looking instead of CUTE..
Dunno when can I see him again..

Ways to health lifestyle

1.Heavy Breakfast,balance Lunch, Light Dinner.
*The outcome of losing weight by dieting is Nightmare.
2.Exercise at least twice a week.
*This refer to really exercise, not by gg to the pool and soak water.(I alwiz do so.)
3.Do not take soft drinks so often.
*I just realised actually sugar from soft drinks will turn into fats eventually if u never exercise.Strongly recommend Oolong Tea if u can't live with just plain water.
4.Snacking in between meal is a bad habit.If you must snack, eat fruits.
*Oranges are good for skin complexion.
5.Quit whatever bad habits u haf.
*Example, drinking,smoking..etc
6.Sleep early at nite and wake up early in the morning.
*Edi said by doing this will become pretty and dat's why sleeping beauty is a beauty.
7.Drink plenty of plain water.
*Help to clear toxic.
8.Give your liver a break. How to?
*Gina said liver sleeping timing is between 12am to 2am.So if u nid to go clubbing, sleep 1st, wake up after 2am to go.
9.Do not feed yourself too much hawker foods. Oily + Unhealthy.
*Maggi mee is not good for health too.
10.Do not behave like me.
*Me know how to talk theory but practically .. ahem..beta shut up.

Stupid call

There's once my fren called me..
He's funny but very the ...can I use dumb?
Not to make him paiseh, I decided to use a fake name.

Jacob:Halo,Joanne ah, where are you?
Me:Outside lor..why?
Jacob:where la?
Me:My area la..
Jacob:eh..u mean Boon lay?
Me:Yup..
Jacob:Har..u at Boon lay ah?
Me:Yalor..
Jacob:Really meh?
Me: Yes! Why?
Jacob:I saw someone who look like u la..thot is u..
Me:where u saw dat girl who look like me?
Jacob:Jurong Point lor..
Me:Huhz..
Jacob:Yalahz..I saw dat person who look like u la..realli look like u ley..the way she touched her hair also like ur pattern lei..
Me:Not me la.I nv go Jurong point today.
Jacob:Yalor..I noe la..u now at Boon lay mah..I saw her yesterday..
Me:Wait..wat u said? Yesterday???
Jacob:Yalor..I saw dat person who look like u yesterday at Jurong Point.
Me:den u called me now and ask?
Jacob:Yalor..juz remember mah..
**Pause** Joanne nearly vomited blood...
Me:Jacob.Yes.I went Jurong Point yesterday.
Jacob:Oh.its really you.See la.I said mah..really look like u!
Me:den why u ask me where am I now? You think I go Jurong Point overnight nv go home ahz?
Jacob:eh...
Me:You saw her yesterday ma..den u shld ask me straight did I go to jurong point can liao ma..
Jacob:hmm..Yahor..hehe..
Me:waste my time lei u
Jacob:den u really go Jurong Point yesterday hor?
Me:ZZzzz

好朋友

As usual, I was chatting with my 好朋友 on msn and he asked me..
"What are you doing? me watching tv,playing and chatting now"
So I replied,"I am on the phone and chatting with u lor.."
He."bf?"
me."No. fren."
He."bf or gf?"
me."Boy fren."
He."serious one or juz fren."
me."juz fren."
He."he likes u or u like him?"
me."JUZ FREN." Zzzz
He."oh..No boyfriend? attached?"
me."Nopez.." (feeling abit why all the questn like sama-sama)
He."No wonder I called you, line busy."
me."dun bluff la."
He."yr hp number is 9997 1603 right...i got call just now leh....than someone go kan me"
me."haha..like real."
At this moment, he started to act on his own..
(His own 台词 and replying to himself.)
i say can i speak to dandan...the some guy reply...wtf r u calling from?...cb dun disturb leh...u bastard...???then i got stun.

then i reply...who are you? i like to speak to my hao peng you....than he say hao yr lao bu...go fly kite lah...ccb.#$@@!$$!

then i say oei why u so vuglar one...somemore yr ang moh not very chun...sound like some american fool who never wear di ku...

then he say chun, chun yr lj mo lah...call here dun know speak to what dan dan...dan ta is it?

then i reply...wah how u know i like eat dan ta...u are such a smart ass....haha

he say cb eat yr head...dun play a fool here....i got yr number hehe...

he say enough already u not happi come out we settle

then i say come out come out lah...u think i scare ah?

he say okie u better dun run i call my men...and he ask where u from?

call men for backup...ayo u so hum ji...where i from? from my house lah...

okie u come out at geyland hotel 81 ground floor meet me....

then i say hotel 81...wah...i think i got a wrong number sorry bye...so i hang up the phone

(I remain slient all the way when he started to plot his own story. Well, this is my 好朋友)

Treasure and cherish

Nothing much happened to me recently.
Read up a chinese novel. Touching story.
Finished up a korea drama,新娘18岁. Funny yet touching.

Make me understand more abt treasuring and cherishing of people around me.
When the one you love left you one day, will you regret for not telling 'em how important they're to you, or u regret you nv show enuff care and concern for 'em.

Make me understand the important of revealing your true feelings..
Don't be afraid to tell your parents how much you love 'em.
Don't be afraid to tell the one you love dat he's on your mind every now and den..well, I regretted before for nt telling him and yes, I lose him..

Make me understand of the word, Trust.
Trusting can outhold everything..
If you trust someone, nothing..nothing will affect the bond..
Nothing will destroy the friendship, kinship and even relationship.

The world is changing everyday but your heart will stay for someone special eventually..
its could be a day, a mth, a yr or even forever..
Don't let this feeling die off as its hard to fall in love..as in True Love..
*My personal opinion*
Lastly,
May happiness fall for all of us..

Raining Day

Tonight is raining heavily..
Hmm..very heavily ley..
Aiyoz..so heavily...
Heavy...heavily la..

Alzheimer Disease

From a doctor : It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman, in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.

I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On examination, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redressed his wound.

While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had an important appointment that morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.

I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer Disease. As we talked, and I finished dressing! his wound, I asked if she would be worried if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.

I was surprised, and asked him. "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?"

He smiled as he patted my hand and said."She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."

I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose pimples on my arm, and thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life."

True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be. "The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything that come along their way."

"Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be." Happiness doesn't depend on what u have but what u satisfy & are contented with. Try looking at the simple si! de of life, don't make life around you so complicated.

It's how you make others happy rather than how you want others to make you happy.

I hate Liar

Well, fairy tales are alway fairy tales..
Thot I alway believe maybe fairy tale will happen to me someday.
Sometimes if u nid to lie, give a better excuse..
Choosing a lousy one just make people so disappointed..
As they already know you're lying, yet you insisted what you said is true..
Hmm, maybe you're saying the truth, I'm the one being doubtful?
Anyway, its hard to believe..even when you tried so hard to explain..
Actually....thank ah..for your "bother to explain.."

dandan is a romantic kisser lei

You're a Romantic Kisser You're a Romantic Kisser

For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance.You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea.The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood.It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet.

What Kind of Kisser Are You?

Haha..wanna kiss me and try?

How is my Inner Child

Your Inner Child Is Sad

You're a very sensitive soul. You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have. Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone. You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time.

How Is Your Inner Child?

Hmm..Abit true..

But I think I trust pple easily lei..

which year are you born in

You Were Actually Born Under:

Resourceful and practical, you are a quick thinker. You are very observant - and it's hard to get anything past you! A total perfectionist, you are especially picky about looking your best. You're a big dreamer - such a big dreamer that reality can disappoint you. You are most compatible with an Ox or Snake.

You Should Have Been Born Under:

Delicate, timid, and attractive - sometimes you really do act like a bunny. You're very compassionate and protective of those you love, sometimes too protective. Your home is really your castle, and you make sure your home is comfortable and well furnished. You don't like to argue - and you prefer a quiet, peaceful life. You are most compatible with a Goat or a Pig.

What Year Were You Born Under?

Not accurate de la..
I love to quarrel!
Delicate? eh..abit lahz.. *shy..
Timid? Nahz..I'm so brave!
Attractive? Funniest Joke!
My home comfortable? eh..ya..too messy dat u can lie down anywhere u want...

$1000 bet

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.

Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, truck drivers, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice "Id like to try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowds laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "What do you do for a living?
Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
The man replied "I work for the IRS."

Chain of life..

Reasons to work:
I work, I pay bills.
I work, I get foods.

I work, I get to go KTV.
I work, I get to chill-out.


I work, I get to travel.
I work, I get shopping kakis.

I work, I get mahjong kakis.
I work, I get driving license.

If you are going to go against this chain of life..
You dun work, you can't pay bills.
You dun work, you can't have ur fav foods at ur sushi bar.
You dun work, you can't go out.
You dun work, you can't travel for holiday.
You dun work, you can't have a driving license, not to mention a car.
You dun work, you can't shop ard buying ur fav stuffs,like,"mashimaro?"

You dun work, you can't come online and blog all this rubbish down..

So how u think of working life?
Its wonderful, isn't it?
let's work til we retired bahz folks..