Nerdie dandan is coping with her simple lifestyle now..
Nothing special happened..
Nothing interesting..
Looking forward to next week with days of Holidays!!
Maybe by den, I have interesting thingy to blog abt..
Enjoy your Holidays Guys!!
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Thursday, October 27, 2005
Contract of Marriage
I’m going to make my future husband to sign this Contract of Marriage created by me in future…As a reminder in life, as a guide in future, as a warning to myself…
Contract of Marriage
Your marriage with blah blah blah is a Contract of Marriage. A Contract of Marriage is an agreement whereby one person agrees to marry as a husband/wife and that the other agrees to accept his girlfriend/boyfriend as a husband/wife.
As a husband/wife, you are free to terminate your marriage with your wife/husband anytime within contracted terms. Likewise, you have the right to demote your status at the discretion of Marriage within applicable provisions in the Marriage’s Registration Manual and within the Status of the Republic of Singapore’s Marriage Act (Chapter **).
Neither party can enter another Contract of Marriage within this period as this is against the law.
Grievance Policy
Both parties shall always endeavour to preserve continuous harmony and led a blissful life. Complaints, inquiries and all matters pertaining to the relations of the couples shall be dealt with as quickly as possible. In pursuance of mutual desires, each party’s grievance shall be dealt with in accordance with the following procedures:
Step 1:
Always listen first before you start commenting. Listening is important in marriage life as lack of communication always led to misunderstanding.
Step 2:
Show share and concern. A hug, a kiss on the cheek mean a lot for married couples. It’s a little spark to keep the marriage going. Apologize is you feel that you’re in the wrong position. Admitting mistake is what adults shall do. No one is perfect. Have the heart of forgiving in marriage life if you truly treasure each other.
Step 3:
If the grievance is still not resolved after step 2, the couples might need to cool down for a certain period. Try not to further provoke each other and find out your flaws and shortcomings. After solving out and cooling down, have a discussion or agreement how to deal with such problems in future to prevent this from happening.
Termination of Marriage
When termination of marriage is agree by both parties, engaging a lawyer is needed to terminate Contract of Marriage.
But consider the following why you agreed to sign this Contract of Marriage in the first place before you take any actions against Termination of Marriage:
- You guys love each other deeply.
- Wanted to spend the rest of your life together as a loving couple.
- You guys look forward starting a family of your own and a precious gem form
by the love of bond who make u experience the feeling of parenthood.
- Wanted to grow old together, hold hands in hands and
watch the sunset falls.
After considering, if you still decided to terminate the Contract of Marriage, please ensure you will not regret in future. And please remember marriage is not a form of game.
Lastly, wish happiness still befall of both of you.
Contract of Marriage
Your marriage with blah blah blah is a Contract of Marriage. A Contract of Marriage is an agreement whereby one person agrees to marry as a husband/wife and that the other agrees to accept his girlfriend/boyfriend as a husband/wife.
As a husband/wife, you are free to terminate your marriage with your wife/husband anytime within contracted terms. Likewise, you have the right to demote your status at the discretion of Marriage within applicable provisions in the Marriage’s Registration Manual and within the Status of the Republic of Singapore’s Marriage Act (Chapter **).
Neither party can enter another Contract of Marriage within this period as this is against the law.
Grievance Policy
Both parties shall always endeavour to preserve continuous harmony and led a blissful life. Complaints, inquiries and all matters pertaining to the relations of the couples shall be dealt with as quickly as possible. In pursuance of mutual desires, each party’s grievance shall be dealt with in accordance with the following procedures:
Step 1:
Always listen first before you start commenting. Listening is important in marriage life as lack of communication always led to misunderstanding.
Step 2:
Show share and concern. A hug, a kiss on the cheek mean a lot for married couples. It’s a little spark to keep the marriage going. Apologize is you feel that you’re in the wrong position. Admitting mistake is what adults shall do. No one is perfect. Have the heart of forgiving in marriage life if you truly treasure each other.
Step 3:
If the grievance is still not resolved after step 2, the couples might need to cool down for a certain period. Try not to further provoke each other and find out your flaws and shortcomings. After solving out and cooling down, have a discussion or agreement how to deal with such problems in future to prevent this from happening.
Termination of Marriage
When termination of marriage is agree by both parties, engaging a lawyer is needed to terminate Contract of Marriage.
But consider the following why you agreed to sign this Contract of Marriage in the first place before you take any actions against Termination of Marriage:
- You guys love each other deeply.
- Wanted to spend the rest of your life together as a loving couple.
- You guys look forward starting a family of your own and a precious gem form
by the love of bond who make u experience the feeling of parenthood.
- Wanted to grow old together, hold hands in hands and
watch the sunset falls.
After considering, if you still decided to terminate the Contract of Marriage, please ensure you will not regret in future. And please remember marriage is not a form of game.
Lastly, wish happiness still befall of both of you.
Series
1.Found a job finally..... Oh yeah! Pray for $200 increasement after confirmation!! haha!!
2.Promise my kor to go Ipoh for Christmas! Setting off with my grppyz most probably...fun fun!
3.Planning to go KL during Chinese New Year...window shopping!!
4.Going Bangkok with Grppyz during next year May...shopping again!!!
5.Going Stamford House to hunt for gowns with grppyz for buddy's wedding...Excited!!
6.Plan to clear up my stuffs by march...Hopefully..
7.Save up some savings in case of raining days. Raining without umbrella get u drenched..
8.Get a new bed as my current bed is with my parents sleeping on it.. No bed.. =(
9.Get myself a nokia3230 asap! I love dat phone!!
10.eh...hoping someone to be someone lah.. secret!! secret!! shhh..
2.Promise my kor to go Ipoh for Christmas! Setting off with my grppyz most probably...fun fun!
3.Planning to go KL during Chinese New Year...window shopping!!
4.Going Bangkok with Grppyz during next year May...shopping again!!!
5.Going Stamford House to hunt for gowns with grppyz for buddy's wedding...Excited!!
6.Plan to clear up my stuffs by march...Hopefully..
7.Save up some savings in case of raining days. Raining without umbrella get u drenched..
8.Get a new bed as my current bed is with my parents sleeping on it.. No bed.. =(
9.Get myself a nokia3230 asap! I love dat phone!!
10.eh...hoping someone to be someone lah.. secret!! secret!! shhh..
Monday, October 24, 2005
TUMRASPs
The Ultimate, Minimum-Rejection, All-Situation, Pre-packaged Pickup Lines!
* "Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over."
* "Before I came to talk to you, only God and I knew what I was going to say.
But now that I'm standing here, only He knows."
* "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass."
* This one is only for gals. Guys can't pull this off without complication.
Check his jacket label. When he wonders what you're doing:
"I was checking to see if you were made in heaven."
* "If I could rework the alphabet I'd put "I" next to "U"."
* "Can I have directions?" (to where) "To your heart."
* "I had a bad day and it always makes me feel better when I see a
beautiful girl smile. Would you smile for me?"
* If someone asks why you want to go out with them, respond:
"Because the alternative is unthinkable."
* "Are your feet tired, because you keep running through my mind?"
* "If I could be one thing in the world,
I would be a tear born in your eyes, living on your cheek,
and dying on your lips."
* "Are you OKAY?!? That fall from heaven must've hurt!"
* "God may have made all men equal, but he made you without equal."
* "Excuse me, do you have a quarter I could borrow?
I promised my mother I'd call her as soon as I met the girl of my dreams."
* Offer a single rose with: "I wanted to show this rose true beauty."
* "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
* "Levis should pay you royalties."
* "What would you do if I kissed you right now?"
Last but not least, the "never-us'em" lines, here for pure fun. I am not responsible for hazards, physical or other, related to the actual application of the following lines:
* "Would you like gin and platonic, or scotch and sofa?"
* "I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"
* "I'm interested in breakfast with you. Shall I call or nudge?"
* "Are those mirrors on your pants, cause I can see myself in them?"
* "I like your outfit. It'd look great on the floor in my apartment."
* "My name is _____. (That's so you know what to scream.)."
* "You cost how much?"
* "The word is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word."
...... And now, for the ultimate NEVER-SAY-IT line:
* "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for women, my thing would rust."
* "Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over."
* "Before I came to talk to you, only God and I knew what I was going to say.
But now that I'm standing here, only He knows."
* "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass."
* This one is only for gals. Guys can't pull this off without complication.
Check his jacket label. When he wonders what you're doing:
"I was checking to see if you were made in heaven."
* "If I could rework the alphabet I'd put "I" next to "U"."
* "Can I have directions?" (to where) "To your heart."
* "I had a bad day and it always makes me feel better when I see a
beautiful girl smile. Would you smile for me?"
* If someone asks why you want to go out with them, respond:
"Because the alternative is unthinkable."
* "Are your feet tired, because you keep running through my mind?"
* "If I could be one thing in the world,
I would be a tear born in your eyes, living on your cheek,
and dying on your lips."
* "Are you OKAY?!? That fall from heaven must've hurt!"
* "God may have made all men equal, but he made you without equal."
* "Excuse me, do you have a quarter I could borrow?
I promised my mother I'd call her as soon as I met the girl of my dreams."
* Offer a single rose with: "I wanted to show this rose true beauty."
* "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
* "Levis should pay you royalties."
* "What would you do if I kissed you right now?"
Last but not least, the "never-us'em" lines, here for pure fun. I am not responsible for hazards, physical or other, related to the actual application of the following lines:
* "Would you like gin and platonic, or scotch and sofa?"
* "I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"
* "I'm interested in breakfast with you. Shall I call or nudge?"
* "Are those mirrors on your pants, cause I can see myself in them?"
* "I like your outfit. It'd look great on the floor in my apartment."
* "My name is _____. (That's so you know what to scream.)."
* "You cost how much?"
* "The word is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word."
...... And now, for the ultimate NEVER-SAY-IT line:
* "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for women, my thing would rust."
Saturday, October 22, 2005
A Poison For Mother-in-law
A Poison For Mother-in-law (Story from China)
A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and other-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in he house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress.
Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law's bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it ! Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all.
Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you." Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do."
Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body.
Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen."
Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law.
Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.
After six months had passed, the whole household had changed.
Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.
The mother-in-law's attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find.
Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter. .Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again. She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law! She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her."
Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her."
HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also be loved in return." God might be trying to work in another person's life through you.
A long time ago in China, a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and other-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn't get along with her mother-in-law at all. Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law's habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting. But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in he house was causing Li-Li's poor husband great distress.
Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-law's bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it ! Li-Li went to see her father's good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs. She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all.
Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, "Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you." Li-Li said, "Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do."
Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, "You can't use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious. Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body.
Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving. Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. Don't argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen."
Li-Li was so happy. She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law.
Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.
After six months had passed, the whole household had changed.
Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn't had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.
The mother-in-law's attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find.
Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter. .Li-Li's husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again. She said, "Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law! She's changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her."
Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. "Li-Li, there's nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her."
HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: "The person who loves others will also be loved in return." God might be trying to work in another person's life through you.
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
Letter
Funny enough, I was searching for some documents and found a love letter that I recieved when I was 18.
Young dat time to find this letter a joke.
Kinda of memoriable as its a one and only love letter that I recieved.
Now I read back, the letter had a number of mistakes, but still, its cute.
It goes this way:
To tell you the turth (truth) , I started to love you or like you from the day you came in to the game shop with your friends.
And from that day on, I start to look for you whenever I past (pass) by the coffeeshop you are alway spotted but sometime I could not see or spot you there.
At that time I though you have move away or went someplace(sounded abit weird to me) to sit. But everytime I past(pass) by I still take a took (look), I don't know why I was hopingly(hoping) to see you there. Maybe you don't feel the same for me but I blame(?? guess he was trying to say I DON'T blame you) you or anything.
At the time when I saw you at ASLER(a handphone shop), I was so happy. really. But I was also sad to hear that you and Melvin were together. So I tell myself I should stop thinking about you but still seen(seem) that I can't stop and so I tried of thinking ways to call you out.
And when we went KTV, I saw Melvin there tourthing(touching) you and I just have the feeling inside me that feel very sad and unhapping(unhappy) about it that I want him to stop doing that to you.
Maybe you will feel boring reading this letter but all I can tell you is I really love you from the bottom of my heart and I will tell you everything I do and what I does. (me dun understand this part..)
W******
31.03.1999
-In fact, he's quite a nice guy.
Too bad, chemistry failed to arrive.
Flash back alot of memories during dat period of my life.
Young, stubborn, did things by guts' feeling, til now I am stil.
Going out late even though my parents nagged at me.
My mum even attempt to hit me when she saw me with my boyfriend dat time.
Somehow or rather, she doesn't like my boyfriend den..
(Maybe bcoz he had been caged in Boys' Home before.)
Noble man he is, he dashed to my mum when she tried to hit me but was being stopped by his dad.
Yes. His dad. <- Surprising enough, his dad and my parents are friends.
My cutie boyfriend dat time even dare to threaten my mum.
He shouted,"if you dare to hit her, u try and see." <- we were like actor and actress..with so mani audiences standing around in the carpark.
Wow, what a hero! <- dat was wat I really think dat time.
(If my future boyfriend dared to shout at my mum, you see I slap him or not.)
Together were tough for us dat time..
Sort of dued to this, our story ended.
He attempted to get back, but I rejected as I heard he's quite a flirtie.
After dat, I didn't get to see him anymore, even though we actually stay by the distance of 3 bus-stops away.
Dear W******,
If you happened to read my blog, I'm terribly sorry to publish your workpiece here. (if u mind.)
But its too memoriable to me..so it haf to become part of my blog..
So when I read my blog at times, u r remembered.
May god bless u..
and dat ex-boyfriend of mine,
May you bless yourself..
Young dat time to find this letter a joke.
Kinda of memoriable as its a one and only love letter that I recieved.
Now I read back, the letter had a number of mistakes, but still, its cute.
It goes this way:
To tell you the turth (truth) , I started to love you or like you from the day you came in to the game shop with your friends.
And from that day on, I start to look for you whenever I past (pass) by the coffeeshop you are alway spotted but sometime I could not see or spot you there.
At that time I though you have move away or went someplace(sounded abit weird to me) to sit. But everytime I past(pass) by I still take a took (look), I don't know why I was hopingly(hoping) to see you there. Maybe you don't feel the same for me but I blame(?? guess he was trying to say I DON'T blame you) you or anything.
At the time when I saw you at ASLER(a handphone shop), I was so happy. really. But I was also sad to hear that you and Melvin were together. So I tell myself I should stop thinking about you but still seen(seem) that I can't stop and so I tried of thinking ways to call you out.
And when we went KTV, I saw Melvin there tourthing(touching) you and I just have the feeling inside me that feel very sad and unhapping(unhappy) about it that I want him to stop doing that to you.
Maybe you will feel boring reading this letter but all I can tell you is I really love you from the bottom of my heart and I will tell you everything I do and what I does. (me dun understand this part..)
W******
31.03.1999
-In fact, he's quite a nice guy.
Too bad, chemistry failed to arrive.
Flash back alot of memories during dat period of my life.
Young, stubborn, did things by guts' feeling, til now I am stil.
Going out late even though my parents nagged at me.
My mum even attempt to hit me when she saw me with my boyfriend dat time.
Somehow or rather, she doesn't like my boyfriend den..
(Maybe bcoz he had been caged in Boys' Home before.)
Noble man he is, he dashed to my mum when she tried to hit me but was being stopped by his dad.
Yes. His dad. <- Surprising enough, his dad and my parents are friends.
My cutie boyfriend dat time even dare to threaten my mum.
He shouted,"if you dare to hit her, u try and see." <- we were like actor and actress..with so mani audiences standing around in the carpark.
Wow, what a hero! <- dat was wat I really think dat time.
(If my future boyfriend dared to shout at my mum, you see I slap him or not.)
Together were tough for us dat time..
Sort of dued to this, our story ended.
He attempted to get back, but I rejected as I heard he's quite a flirtie.
After dat, I didn't get to see him anymore, even though we actually stay by the distance of 3 bus-stops away.
Dear W******,
If you happened to read my blog, I'm terribly sorry to publish your workpiece here. (if u mind.)
But its too memoriable to me..so it haf to become part of my blog..
So when I read my blog at times, u r remembered.
May god bless u..
and dat ex-boyfriend of mine,
May you bless yourself..
Monday, October 17, 2005
A blonde on diet
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a Diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nodded.
"I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skipping. "
Friday, October 14, 2005
Money Affairs
Why am I living in this realistic world?
I really nid a break.
Maybe I should go overseas for awhile.
I feel the stress.
Very much.
The thought of cannot find a job,no money.
This world SUX! Everything sux!
Everything nid money!
Even thing like SEX, some people actually willing to pay for it!
My Godness!
This could be on sale as well, wat else?
Wonder why magazine like FHM sell so good? Horny guys did the Jobs Well!!
Guys ahz! What is contain in ur brain har?
Oni women? sex? or what?
Ok, not referring to all guys of coz. I know gays don't.
Let's talk abt wanting to become more healthier.
People want to be healthy and they actually bought those so-called natural watever-so pills.
so rich huh?
Money spend in this? dunno how to go and exercise ah or eat a more balanced diet meh?
Or so becoming prettier?
Go facial once a week..go slimming saloon like Jean Yip lah..
Making 'em earn so much and 1 follow by 1..everywhere on the shopping mall u can see a slimming saloon.
Rich again? Hey!I don't blame yuo for being rich!
I blame yuo for the stuffs spent on, they earn and the economics grow! And prices of everything grow together..You also grow, me also grow, kids also grow..elders also growing..
Ya, its good dat singapore is a prosperous country!
But I'm suffering in pain!
Wanton mee used to cost $1.50..NOW? $2.50 the cheapest I can find!
Bus fare is another one..wat the hell! Juz adjusted..and adjust again..
Paying cash used to be 60c..NOW? 90c! Our money easy to earn huh?
And I'm gg to own a CAR? Come on, See the Petrol Rates!! You can say,"I can afford what?" Hey! den dun go malaysia to pump petrol! Dun do funny stuffs to ur metre!!
Ok..and happened to be I'm one of those idiot who smoke.
well,I'm also one of those "hai ren jing" dat make the taxes increasing and increasing.
But its too far exp lor..terribly expensive lor!
Used to smoke 10 sticks at $2.60..
NOW? 20 sticks for $8.80!(Pall Mall) Robbery u noe!
Imagine if I could oni earn 1k per month.
After CPF, I left $800.
*Mabbe 1 day u travel to n fro from Jurong to Alexander nid ard $4.00.
You work 20days a month, $4 x 20days = $80.00
*Now to ur lunch, cheapest meal u ate, mabbe $5? $5 x 20days = $100.00
*Now to ur cigarette,(although this is me myself gayhiao one la."Can dun smoke wat!",pple will say.)u smoke 1 pack a day.
Give it 30days a month. $8.80 x 30days = $264.00
*And mabbe you buy insurance, $100 per month. There's another sum of money coz you want your family to have money when u die and u have to forkout this $100.
*And mabbe you have instalment plan like I do. Let it be $200 a month.(No money to buy 1 short,so pay instalment la,me gayhiao again, I know.)
*Now, dinner if ur mum nv cook? maybe out of 30days u spend 15days eating outside?
$5 enuff? $5 x 15days = $75.00 (I dun eat breakfast,so not including.)
Now..u oni haf $800..try to deduct and see u haf extra $$ to save or u haf to forkout on ur own?
And the most importantly point is,I dun even haf this $800 to deduct!
Arghhz..
I'm juz being grumble I know!
No job mean can't survive! You understand?!?
I really nid a break.
Maybe I should go overseas for awhile.
I feel the stress.
Very much.
The thought of cannot find a job,no money.
This world SUX! Everything sux!
Everything nid money!
Even thing like SEX, some people actually willing to pay for it!
My Godness!
This could be on sale as well, wat else?
Wonder why magazine like FHM sell so good? Horny guys did the Jobs Well!!
Guys ahz! What is contain in ur brain har?
Oni women? sex? or what?
Ok, not referring to all guys of coz. I know gays don't.
Let's talk abt wanting to become more healthier.
People want to be healthy and they actually bought those so-called natural watever-so pills.
so rich huh?
Money spend in this? dunno how to go and exercise ah or eat a more balanced diet meh?
Or so becoming prettier?
Go facial once a week..go slimming saloon like Jean Yip lah..
Making 'em earn so much and 1 follow by 1..everywhere on the shopping mall u can see a slimming saloon.
Rich again? Hey!I don't blame yuo for being rich!
I blame yuo for the stuffs spent on, they earn and the economics grow! And prices of everything grow together..You also grow, me also grow, kids also grow..elders also growing..
Ya, its good dat singapore is a prosperous country!
But I'm suffering in pain!
Wanton mee used to cost $1.50..NOW? $2.50 the cheapest I can find!
Bus fare is another one..wat the hell! Juz adjusted..and adjust again..
Paying cash used to be 60c..NOW? 90c! Our money easy to earn huh?
And I'm gg to own a CAR? Come on, See the Petrol Rates!! You can say,"I can afford what?" Hey! den dun go malaysia to pump petrol! Dun do funny stuffs to ur metre!!
Ok..and happened to be I'm one of those idiot who smoke.
well,I'm also one of those "hai ren jing" dat make the taxes increasing and increasing.
But its too far exp lor..terribly expensive lor!
Used to smoke 10 sticks at $2.60..
NOW? 20 sticks for $8.80!(Pall Mall) Robbery u noe!
Imagine if I could oni earn 1k per month.
After CPF, I left $800.
*Mabbe 1 day u travel to n fro from Jurong to Alexander nid ard $4.00.
You work 20days a month, $4 x 20days = $80.00
*Now to ur lunch, cheapest meal u ate, mabbe $5? $5 x 20days = $100.00
*Now to ur cigarette,(although this is me myself gayhiao one la."Can dun smoke wat!",pple will say.)u smoke 1 pack a day.
Give it 30days a month. $8.80 x 30days = $264.00
*And mabbe you buy insurance, $100 per month. There's another sum of money coz you want your family to have money when u die and u have to forkout this $100.
*And mabbe you have instalment plan like I do. Let it be $200 a month.(No money to buy 1 short,so pay instalment la,me gayhiao again, I know.)
*Now, dinner if ur mum nv cook? maybe out of 30days u spend 15days eating outside?
$5 enuff? $5 x 15days = $75.00 (I dun eat breakfast,so not including.)
Now..u oni haf $800..try to deduct and see u haf extra $$ to save or u haf to forkout on ur own?
And the most importantly point is,I dun even haf this $800 to deduct!
Arghhz..
I'm juz being grumble I know!
No job mean can't survive! You understand?!?
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Old Folks Home
Been to my buddy's company to interview.
Its a building stand by its own. With a cute canteen with just one stall.
And when I step into the 1st floor office, I finally understand what my buddy said.
I took a glare over the whole office, and I saw mani grey-white heads.
Its all Old Uncles.
My buddy used to say her ex company is an Old Folks Home and the women down there are the nurses.
Indeed, I do feel dat way.
Well, but talk abt the environment, I feel quite ease and relaxing down there.
Dat place look stress-less to me. *feeling, dunno why also.
But strange thing is, whenever I like a place, the job scope all this, I won't pass the interview..
So I'm not pinning hope on getting this job.
Still, its a pleasant trip to the Old Folks Home.
Its been awhile, I found a job, I quitted a job.
Due to watever reason it is, I still can't manage to find a job I really can stay long.
And due to watever reason it is, I nid a job badly as I tied myself down with too..too..too..many commitment..but of coz, I dun owe a flat, I dun owe a car.
but its still commitment u c..
People often ask, what job are you interested in?
Yes. I know what I want. I know the answer.
But this world don't allow me to do so.
Yes. Mabbe there's a will, there's a way.
But its tough. Not dat I never try.
Yes. I don't have the experience, the Cert.
I wanted to be a Display Artist. **Dream Job
Why? I get to travel ard in singapore..putting my display on shopping display windows for people to view and share the feeling behind each individual display that I created.Doing match and mix stuffs, playing with colors..I find this a challenging job as its not as easy as its seem to be.
Alternatively, a Art Teacher is fun if I'm handling primary school kids.
Imaging those kids draw out really from their heart..fixing color on the things they think its shld be. Maybe a Red tree u nv get to see on the street. Creative enuff dat they might even draw tails on a torise? I teached primary kids drawing before thot it was for a short period.Its really a fun, enriching experience.
Kids are fun.I simply like kids. Dun ask why as I also dunno. Mabbe they're 天真 enuff to let me forget the cruel,reality world for awhile. If u r ugly, they tell u straight, if u r pretty, they tell u to. They don't hide their feeling. They don't have secrets to hide.
Wedding co-ordinator is another job which I'm interested in..
Helping couple preparing their wedding stuffs, arranging things dat they like it so much dat they thank u for your professionism with a very blissful face.I will definitely share their joys and excitement during my "commitment" to 'em.I want to see every couple happily walk into the marriage path with a memoriable Night I co-ordinate for 'em.Its an accomplishment thot I nv think of stepping into marriage dat I will co-ordinate a wedding for myself..
but its not easy to crave a career on my own when I don't have a car to travel, don't have any friend willing to quit their stable career and chong chong chong with me.
So I will push back this idea.
Thot I studied Interior Design before, but I don't intend to go into this line even I haf the chance. Its too tedious. I don't have good knowledge of Maths. Scale ruler, measurement, convert actual size into dunno wat size in order to draw into ur perspective.. wat the hell! Freak me out! Designing for my own house is fine. I don't nid to draw perspective to show myself.I'm the designer, I'm the client. How wonderful life is. 这是个美丽的早晨.
Last job I will be keen in...
Toliet Manager!
Nah, Juz kidding.
who want to control toliet.
They can't even talk to me.
I'm talkative!!
Very talkative!! I cant survive without talking..
Its a building stand by its own. With a cute canteen with just one stall.
And when I step into the 1st floor office, I finally understand what my buddy said.
I took a glare over the whole office, and I saw mani grey-white heads.
Its all Old Uncles.
My buddy used to say her ex company is an Old Folks Home and the women down there are the nurses.
Indeed, I do feel dat way.
Well, but talk abt the environment, I feel quite ease and relaxing down there.
Dat place look stress-less to me. *feeling, dunno why also.
But strange thing is, whenever I like a place, the job scope all this, I won't pass the interview..
So I'm not pinning hope on getting this job.
Still, its a pleasant trip to the Old Folks Home.
Its been awhile, I found a job, I quitted a job.
Due to watever reason it is, I still can't manage to find a job I really can stay long.
And due to watever reason it is, I nid a job badly as I tied myself down with too..too..too..many commitment..but of coz, I dun owe a flat, I dun owe a car.
but its still commitment u c..
People often ask, what job are you interested in?
Yes. I know what I want. I know the answer.
But this world don't allow me to do so.
Yes. Mabbe there's a will, there's a way.
But its tough. Not dat I never try.
Yes. I don't have the experience, the Cert.
I wanted to be a Display Artist. **Dream Job
Why? I get to travel ard in singapore..putting my display on shopping display windows for people to view and share the feeling behind each individual display that I created.Doing match and mix stuffs, playing with colors..I find this a challenging job as its not as easy as its seem to be.
Alternatively, a Art Teacher is fun if I'm handling primary school kids.
Imaging those kids draw out really from their heart..fixing color on the things they think its shld be. Maybe a Red tree u nv get to see on the street. Creative enuff dat they might even draw tails on a torise? I teached primary kids drawing before thot it was for a short period.Its really a fun, enriching experience.
Kids are fun.I simply like kids. Dun ask why as I also dunno. Mabbe they're 天真 enuff to let me forget the cruel,reality world for awhile. If u r ugly, they tell u straight, if u r pretty, they tell u to. They don't hide their feeling. They don't have secrets to hide.
Wedding co-ordinator is another job which I'm interested in..
Helping couple preparing their wedding stuffs, arranging things dat they like it so much dat they thank u for your professionism with a very blissful face.I will definitely share their joys and excitement during my "commitment" to 'em.I want to see every couple happily walk into the marriage path with a memoriable Night I co-ordinate for 'em.Its an accomplishment thot I nv think of stepping into marriage dat I will co-ordinate a wedding for myself..
but its not easy to crave a career on my own when I don't have a car to travel, don't have any friend willing to quit their stable career and chong chong chong with me.
So I will push back this idea.
Thot I studied Interior Design before, but I don't intend to go into this line even I haf the chance. Its too tedious. I don't have good knowledge of Maths. Scale ruler, measurement, convert actual size into dunno wat size in order to draw into ur perspective.. wat the hell! Freak me out! Designing for my own house is fine. I don't nid to draw perspective to show myself.I'm the designer, I'm the client. How wonderful life is. 这是个美丽的早晨.
Last job I will be keen in...
Toliet Manager!
Nah, Juz kidding.
who want to control toliet.
They can't even talk to me.
I'm talkative!!
Very talkative!! I cant survive without talking..
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Beer Brothers
A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness, please?.
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately
sip one, then the other, and then the third until they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them
cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're
low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia,
and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night
we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts
too and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the
guy's three beers as soon as he enters in the bar. Then one week, the man comes
in and orders only two. He drinks them, and then orders two more. The bartender
sadly says, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry
that one of your brothers died?.
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking?.
So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately
sip one, then the other, and then the third until they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them
cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're
low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia,
and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night
we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts
too and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the
guy's three beers as soon as he enters in the bar. Then one week, the man comes
in and orders only two. He drinks them, and then orders two more. The bartender
sadly says, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry
that one of your brothers died?.
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking?.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
My Design Work
Months ago, my brother was pestering me to do a design Logo for his gang of biker friends to put on helmets..
I was so unwilling..finding him a pest!
But..when I see my design on the helmet now..
I'm so 感动! Its my design lei!!
I was so unwilling..finding him a pest!
But..when I see my design on the helmet now..
I'm so 感动! Its my design lei!!
Monday, October 10, 2005
Excel
Just now, Jiale(fake name) called me. She was asking me how to use excel worksheet.
So I created a simple database and sent to her. From there, I was trying to explain how to create the database..etc..
Okay..drop the details of how I went abt teaching her of creating database..
and den..
I was trying to teach her how to add up the number using the "autosum"..
So I told her...
me: did u see the column A B C D E F G..?
jiale: Yes.
me: ok. den u go to F1 and key in number 2..number 2..1 2 3 de 2..not spell one.
jiale: ok..den?
me: den u go to F2 and key in number 2 again..den F3 key in number 3.
jiale: huh..cannot key in lei..
me:cannot? why cannot? go to F1 the box there. Put ur mouse into the box, den key in number 2..cannot meh?
jiale:I press F1 den key in number 2..nothing happened...
me:(Zzzzz) Jiale, I'm referring to the column F..den the 1st row 1..understand?
jiale: (laffing away) Oh..haha..I tot u said the key "F1".
me:(abit pekchek I admit) Wahlau..den now can key in already?
jiale: can liao.
me: Okay.den u go to F4, den from there, use mouse to drag all the way to F1 to highlight the boxes.
jiale: huh? how to? cannot lei..nothing happened.
me:(impatient liao) u highlight 1st. den I tell u what to do..
jiale:now den I know I so stupid,u dun tell Z*H** ley.. (laffing away again)
This goes on and on..
until she said,"I think next time ur kids very jialat, dunno how to do homework surely kanna whacked by u until jialat jialat..
Den I become more and more fedup..
And I replied impatiently,"Its u seem to be so bo sim to learn hor.."
and in the end I guess she was fedup with herself
and my pekchek-ness and she said,"I dunwan to learn liao. Thank you."
I was like...huhz..arrghhz and replied,"Ok.Bye bye."
And I admitted again, when I hung up..I was still pekchek with her..
But now..when I think back..actually she's cute lah..Joker!!
lolz..I regretted not asking her to use G1 instead..so dat she wun go and press dat "F1".. (haha..silly ger.)
Sometimes this ger ah, is cute and fun..sometimes juz make me so angry..
She can said to me,"I like to make u angry le..ur expression so funny."
den I was like,"WHAT?" and she goes on with her hahahaahaha.
I thot to myself I muz fight back so I said,"wow, u not scare I angry one hor?"
She said,"aiyah, scare what, u angry awhile ok liao. Not scare la.Scare wat? Hahaha"
Well, when I see her expression ..indeed, anger juz disappeared.
hazz...
Nerdie dandan's temper sux..
So I created a simple database and sent to her. From there, I was trying to explain how to create the database..etc..
Okay..drop the details of how I went abt teaching her of creating database..
and den..
I was trying to teach her how to add up the number using the "autosum"..
So I told her...
me: did u see the column A B C D E F G..?
jiale: Yes.
me: ok. den u go to F1 and key in number 2..number 2..1 2 3 de 2..not spell one.
jiale: ok..den?
me: den u go to F2 and key in number 2 again..den F3 key in number 3.
jiale: huh..cannot key in lei..
me:cannot? why cannot? go to F1 the box there. Put ur mouse into the box, den key in number 2..cannot meh?
jiale:I press F1 den key in number 2..nothing happened...
me:(Zzzzz) Jiale, I'm referring to the column F..den the 1st row 1..understand?
jiale: (laffing away) Oh..haha..I tot u said the key "F1".
me:(abit pekchek I admit) Wahlau..den now can key in already?
jiale: can liao.
me: Okay.den u go to F4, den from there, use mouse to drag all the way to F1 to highlight the boxes.
jiale: huh? how to? cannot lei..nothing happened.
me:(impatient liao) u highlight 1st. den I tell u what to do..
jiale:now den I know I so stupid,u dun tell Z*H** ley.. (laffing away again)
This goes on and on..
until she said,"I think next time ur kids very jialat, dunno how to do homework surely kanna whacked by u until jialat jialat..
Den I become more and more fedup..
And I replied impatiently,"Its u seem to be so bo sim to learn hor.."
and in the end I guess she was fedup with herself
and my pekchek-ness and she said,"I dunwan to learn liao. Thank you."
I was like...huhz..arrghhz and replied,"Ok.Bye bye."
And I admitted again, when I hung up..I was still pekchek with her..
But now..when I think back..actually she's cute lah..Joker!!
lolz..I regretted not asking her to use G1 instead..so dat she wun go and press dat "F1".. (haha..silly ger.)
Sometimes this ger ah, is cute and fun..sometimes juz make me so angry..
She can said to me,"I like to make u angry le..ur expression so funny."
den I was like,"WHAT?" and she goes on with her hahahaahaha.
I thot to myself I muz fight back so I said,"wow, u not scare I angry one hor?"
She said,"aiyah, scare what, u angry awhile ok liao. Not scare la.Scare wat? Hahaha"
Well, when I see her expression ..indeed, anger juz disappeared.
hazz...
Nerdie dandan's temper sux..
Saturday, October 08, 2005
Bus 198
One day, I was on my way to huihui's house..
and I got myself a seat right to the back.
Den..I noticed this guy..
He seem CUTE..
So my focus was on him all the while until he stood up..
And I took a closer look when he alight..
so he's NOT dat cute afterall..
He's not bad-looking instead of CUTE..
Dunno when can I see him again..
and I got myself a seat right to the back.
Den..I noticed this guy..
He seem CUTE..
So my focus was on him all the while until he stood up..
And I took a closer look when he alight..
so he's NOT dat cute afterall..
He's not bad-looking instead of CUTE..
Dunno when can I see him again..
Ways to health lifestyle
1.Heavy Breakfast,balance Lunch, Light Dinner.
*The outcome of losing weight by dieting is Nightmare.
2.Exercise at least twice a week.
*This refer to really exercise, not by gg to the pool and soak water.(I alwiz do so.)
3.Do not take soft drinks so often.
*I just realised actually sugar from soft drinks will turn into fats eventually if u never exercise.Strongly recommend Oolong Tea if u can't live with just plain water.
4.Snacking in between meal is a bad habit.If you must snack, eat fruits.
*Oranges are good for skin complexion.
5.Quit whatever bad habits u haf.
*Example, drinking,smoking..etc
6.Sleep early at nite and wake up early in the morning.
*Edi said by doing this will become pretty and dat's why sleeping beauty is a beauty.
7.Drink plenty of plain water.
*Help to clear toxic.
8.Give your liver a break. How to?
*Gina said liver sleeping timing is between 12am to 2am.So if u nid to go clubbing, sleep 1st, wake up after 2am to go.
9.Do not feed yourself too much hawker foods. Oily + Unhealthy.
*Maggi mee is not good for health too.
10.Do not behave like me.
*Me know how to talk theory but practically .. ahem..beta shut up.
*The outcome of losing weight by dieting is Nightmare.
2.Exercise at least twice a week.
*This refer to really exercise, not by gg to the pool and soak water.(I alwiz do so.)
3.Do not take soft drinks so often.
*I just realised actually sugar from soft drinks will turn into fats eventually if u never exercise.Strongly recommend Oolong Tea if u can't live with just plain water.
4.Snacking in between meal is a bad habit.If you must snack, eat fruits.
*Oranges are good for skin complexion.
5.Quit whatever bad habits u haf.
*Example, drinking,smoking..etc
6.Sleep early at nite and wake up early in the morning.
*Edi said by doing this will become pretty and dat's why sleeping beauty is a beauty.
7.Drink plenty of plain water.
*Help to clear toxic.
8.Give your liver a break. How to?
*Gina said liver sleeping timing is between 12am to 2am.So if u nid to go clubbing, sleep 1st, wake up after 2am to go.
9.Do not feed yourself too much hawker foods. Oily + Unhealthy.
*Maggi mee is not good for health too.
10.Do not behave like me.
*Me know how to talk theory but practically .. ahem..beta shut up.
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Stupid call
There's once my fren called me..
He's funny but very the ...can I use dumb?
Not to make him paiseh, I decided to use a fake name.
Jacob:Halo,Joanne ah, where are you?
Me:Outside lor..why?
Jacob:where la?
Me:My area la..
Jacob:eh..u mean Boon lay?
Me:Yup..
Jacob:Har..u at Boon lay ah?
Me:Yalor..
Jacob:Really meh?
Me: Yes! Why?
Jacob:I saw someone who look like u la..thot is u..
Me:where u saw dat girl who look like me?
Jacob:Jurong Point lor..
Me:Huhz..
Jacob:Yalahz..I saw dat person who look like u la..realli look like u ley..the way she touched her hair also like ur pattern lei..
Me:Not me la.I nv go Jurong point today.
Jacob:Yalor..I noe la..u now at Boon lay mah..I saw her yesterday..
Me:Wait..wat u said? Yesterday???
Jacob:Yalor..I saw dat person who look like u yesterday at Jurong Point.
Me:den u called me now and ask?
Jacob:Yalor..juz remember mah..
**Pause** Joanne nearly vomited blood...
Me:Jacob.Yes.I went Jurong Point yesterday.
Jacob:Oh.its really you.See la.I said mah..really look like u!
Me:den why u ask me where am I now? You think I go Jurong Point overnight nv go home ahz?
Jacob:eh...
Me:You saw her yesterday ma..den u shld ask me straight did I go to jurong point can liao ma..
Jacob:hmm..Yahor..hehe..
Me:waste my time lei u
Jacob:den u really go Jurong Point yesterday hor?
Me:ZZzzz
He's funny but very the ...can I use dumb?
Not to make him paiseh, I decided to use a fake name.
Jacob:Halo,Joanne ah, where are you?
Me:Outside lor..why?
Jacob:where la?
Me:My area la..
Jacob:eh..u mean Boon lay?
Me:Yup..
Jacob:Har..u at Boon lay ah?
Me:Yalor..
Jacob:Really meh?
Me: Yes! Why?
Jacob:I saw someone who look like u la..thot is u..
Me:where u saw dat girl who look like me?
Jacob:Jurong Point lor..
Me:Huhz..
Jacob:Yalahz..I saw dat person who look like u la..realli look like u ley..the way she touched her hair also like ur pattern lei..
Me:Not me la.I nv go Jurong point today.
Jacob:Yalor..I noe la..u now at Boon lay mah..I saw her yesterday..
Me:Wait..wat u said? Yesterday???
Jacob:Yalor..I saw dat person who look like u yesterday at Jurong Point.
Me:den u called me now and ask?
Jacob:Yalor..juz remember mah..
**Pause** Joanne nearly vomited blood...
Me:Jacob.Yes.I went Jurong Point yesterday.
Jacob:Oh.its really you.See la.I said mah..really look like u!
Me:den why u ask me where am I now? You think I go Jurong Point overnight nv go home ahz?
Jacob:eh...
Me:You saw her yesterday ma..den u shld ask me straight did I go to jurong point can liao ma..
Jacob:hmm..Yahor..hehe..
Me:waste my time lei u
Jacob:den u really go Jurong Point yesterday hor?
Me:ZZzzz
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
好朋友
As usual, I was chatting with my 好朋友 on msn and he asked me..
"What are you doing? me watching tv,playing and chatting now"
So I replied,"I am on the phone and chatting with u lor.."
He."bf?"
me."No. fren."
He."bf or gf?"
me."Boy fren."
He."serious one or juz fren."
me."juz fren."
He."he likes u or u like him?"
me."JUZ FREN." Zzzz
He."oh..No boyfriend? attached?"
me."Nopez.." (feeling abit why all the questn like sama-sama)
He."No wonder I called you, line busy."
me."dun bluff la."
He."yr hp number is 9997 1603 right...i got call just now leh....than someone go kan me"
me."haha..like real."
At this moment, he started to act on his own..
(His own 台词 and replying to himself.)
i say can i speak to dandan...the some guy reply...wtf r u calling from?...cb dun disturb leh...u bastard...???then i got stun.
then i reply...who are you? i like to speak to my hao peng you....than he say hao yr lao bu...go fly kite lah...ccb.#$@@!$$!
then i say oei why u so vuglar one...somemore yr ang moh not very chun...sound like some american fool who never wear di ku...
then he say chun, chun yr lj mo lah...call here dun know speak to what dan dan...dan ta is it?
then i reply...wah how u know i like eat dan ta...u are such a smart ass....haha
he say cb eat yr head...dun play a fool here....i got yr number hehe...
he say enough already u not happi come out we settle
then i say come out come out lah...u think i scare ah?
he say okie u better dun run i call my men...and he ask where u from?
call men for backup...ayo u so hum ji...where i from? from my house lah...
okie u come out at geyland hotel 81 ground floor meet me....
then i say hotel 81...wah...i think i got a wrong number sorry bye...so i hang up the phone
(I remain slient all the way when he started to plot his own story. Well, this is my 好朋友)
"What are you doing? me watching tv,playing and chatting now"
So I replied,"I am on the phone and chatting with u lor.."
He."bf?"
me."No. fren."
He."bf or gf?"
me."Boy fren."
He."serious one or juz fren."
me."juz fren."
He."he likes u or u like him?"
me."JUZ FREN." Zzzz
He."oh..No boyfriend? attached?"
me."Nopez.." (feeling abit why all the questn like sama-sama)
He."No wonder I called you, line busy."
me."dun bluff la."
He."yr hp number is 9997 1603 right...i got call just now leh....than someone go kan me"
me."haha..like real."
At this moment, he started to act on his own..
(His own 台词 and replying to himself.)
i say can i speak to dandan...the some guy reply...wtf r u calling from?...cb dun disturb leh...u bastard...???then i got stun.
then i reply...who are you? i like to speak to my hao peng you....than he say hao yr lao bu...go fly kite lah...ccb.#$@@!$$!
then i say oei why u so vuglar one...somemore yr ang moh not very chun...sound like some american fool who never wear di ku...
then he say chun, chun yr lj mo lah...call here dun know speak to what dan dan...dan ta is it?
then i reply...wah how u know i like eat dan ta...u are such a smart ass....haha
he say cb eat yr head...dun play a fool here....i got yr number hehe...
he say enough already u not happi come out we settle
then i say come out come out lah...u think i scare ah?
he say okie u better dun run i call my men...and he ask where u from?
call men for backup...ayo u so hum ji...where i from? from my house lah...
okie u come out at geyland hotel 81 ground floor meet me....
then i say hotel 81...wah...i think i got a wrong number sorry bye...so i hang up the phone
(I remain slient all the way when he started to plot his own story. Well, this is my 好朋友)
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Treasure and cherish
Nothing much happened to me recently.
Read up a chinese novel. Touching story.
Finished up a korea drama,新娘18岁. Funny yet touching.
Make me understand more abt treasuring and cherishing of people around me.
When the one you love left you one day, will you regret for not telling 'em how important they're to you, or u regret you nv show enuff care and concern for 'em.
Make me understand the important of revealing your true feelings..
Don't be afraid to tell your parents how much you love 'em.
Don't be afraid to tell the one you love dat he's on your mind every now and den..well, I regretted before for nt telling him and yes, I lose him..
Make me understand of the word, Trust.
Trusting can outhold everything..
If you trust someone, nothing..nothing will affect the bond..
Nothing will destroy the friendship, kinship and even relationship.
The world is changing everyday but your heart will stay for someone special eventually..
its could be a day, a mth, a yr or even forever..
Don't let this feeling die off as its hard to fall in love..as in True Love..
*My personal opinion*
Lastly,
May happiness fall for all of us..
Read up a chinese novel. Touching story.
Finished up a korea drama,新娘18岁. Funny yet touching.
Make me understand more abt treasuring and cherishing of people around me.
When the one you love left you one day, will you regret for not telling 'em how important they're to you, or u regret you nv show enuff care and concern for 'em.
Make me understand the important of revealing your true feelings..
Don't be afraid to tell your parents how much you love 'em.
Don't be afraid to tell the one you love dat he's on your mind every now and den..well, I regretted before for nt telling him and yes, I lose him..
Make me understand of the word, Trust.
Trusting can outhold everything..
If you trust someone, nothing..nothing will affect the bond..
Nothing will destroy the friendship, kinship and even relationship.
The world is changing everyday but your heart will stay for someone special eventually..
its could be a day, a mth, a yr or even forever..
Don't let this feeling die off as its hard to fall in love..as in True Love..
*My personal opinion*
Lastly,
May happiness fall for all of us..
Monday, October 03, 2005
Raining Day
Tonight is raining heavily..
Hmm..very heavily ley..
Aiyoz..so heavily...
Heavy...heavily la..
Hmm..very heavily ley..
Aiyoz..so heavily...
Heavy...heavily la..
Saturday, October 01, 2005
Alzheimer Disease
From a doctor : It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 am, when an elderly gentleman, in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On examination, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redressed his wound.
While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had an important appointment that morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.
I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer Disease. As we talked, and I finished dressing! his wound, I asked if she would be worried if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.
I was surprised, and asked him. "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?"
He smiled as he patted my hand and said."She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."
I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose pimples on my arm, and thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life."
True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be. "The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything that come along their way."
"Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be." Happiness doesn't depend on what u have but what u satisfy & are contented with. Try looking at the simple si! de of life, don't make life around you so complicated.
It's how you make others happy rather than how you want others to make you happy.
I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On examination, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redressed his wound.
While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had an important appointment that morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.
I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer Disease. As we talked, and I finished dressing! his wound, I asked if she would be worried if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now.
I was surprised, and asked him. "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?"
He smiled as he patted my hand and said."She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is."
I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose pimples on my arm, and thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life."
True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be. "The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything that come along their way."
"Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be." Happiness doesn't depend on what u have but what u satisfy & are contented with. Try looking at the simple si! de of life, don't make life around you so complicated.
It's how you make others happy rather than how you want others to make you happy.
I hate Liar
Well, fairy tales are alway fairy tales..
Thot I alway believe maybe fairy tale will happen to me someday.
Sometimes if u nid to lie, give a better excuse..
Choosing a lousy one just make people so disappointed..
As they already know you're lying, yet you insisted what you said is true..
Hmm, maybe you're saying the truth, I'm the one being doubtful?
Anyway, its hard to believe..even when you tried so hard to explain..
Actually....thank ah..for your "bother to explain.."
Thot I alway believe maybe fairy tale will happen to me someday.
Sometimes if u nid to lie, give a better excuse..
Choosing a lousy one just make people so disappointed..
As they already know you're lying, yet you insisted what you said is true..
Hmm, maybe you're saying the truth, I'm the one being doubtful?
Anyway, its hard to believe..even when you tried so hard to explain..
Actually....thank ah..for your "bother to explain.."
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