BONUS

Specially For cockroach888 information!!! If you're 21 & above, and you're working class, YOU GET IT TOO! hehez..


Cash for all adult Singaporeans (21 & above):
$800 if you earn $24,000 or less a year and live in a four-room or smaller HDB flat

$600 if you earn more than $24,000 and live in a four-room or smaller HDB flat;
or if you earn $24,000 or less and live in a five-room or larger HDB flat

$400 if you earn more than $24,000 and live in a five-room or larger HDB flat

$200 if you live in a landed home or if the annual value of your home is more than $10,000

Total: $1.4 billion
When: May 1, 2006


+++Workfare bonus for low-income workers aged 40 or older:
3 months' pay if you earn $400 or less a month

$1,200 if you earn $401 to $900 monthly

$800 if you earn $901 to $1,200 monthly

$400 if you earn $1,201 to $1,500 monthly
Total: $400 million
When: May 1, 2006 and May 1, 2007


+++CPF top-ups for the elderly:
If you are 50 to 59 years old:$600 if you live in a four-room or smaller HDB flat

$400 if you live in a five-room or larger HDB flat

$100 if you live in a landed property or large private propertyIf you are 60 or older

:$800 if you live in a four-room or smaller HDB flat

$600 if you live in a five-room or larger HDB flat

$200 if you live in a landed property or large private property
Total: $500 million
When: May 1, 2006


+++Bonus for NSmen:
$400 if you are a former NSman

$100 if you are a full-time or active NSman

$300 when your NS training cycle ends

Total: $200 million
When: May 1, 2006 and when your training cycle ends


+++Rebates for HDB residents:
$200 utilities, four months service and conservancy (S&C) rebates,
and three months rental waiver if you live in a one-room HDB flat

$200 utilities, three months S&C rebates, and 1 1/2 months rental waiver if you live in a two-room HDB flat

$100 utilities and two months S&C rebates if you live in a three-room HDB flat

$80 utilities and 1 1/2 months S&C rebates if you live in a four-room HDB flat

$60 utilities and 1/2 month S&C rebates if you live in a five-room HDB flat
Total: $60 million

Cancer..?

You Should Be A Cancer

What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese

What Sign Should You Be?

I still prefer to be pisces.. hehez..

Disgusting Old man

Colleague, Old Man, 50over, Langgar Face (like wat Fireburn said)

He walked to me and said.. [ Joanne ah, do you happen to know the website of the Video of dat NYP girl har? ]

Me was staring at him, eyes opened big big and said.. [ HUH? Wat NPY Girl? ]

ah pek.. [ shhh.. not so loud... ] tiko eyes were looking around with his glasses hanging on the middle of his nose..

[ I dunno the website.. you go search yourself! ] Nearly shouted at him lor..

Disgusting OLD MAN!
YUCKZ!!!!
I don't understand why must him behave in this way. Such a old man liao!!!
Slap his langgar face and broke his tiko glasses into 2 ah!!
Wahlau! Somemore his desk is so near to mine!
To think he's a Manager!!
Pukez!!!!

Progress Package

The Workfare Bonus Scheme (WBS) is part of the Progress Package announced by the Government on 17 February 2006.
The WBS gives a cash bonus to older, low wage Singaporean workers to reward regular and productive work.

Who is eligible for the Workfare Bonus?

To get the Workfare Bonus, you must
Be a Singapore Citizen aged 40 and above
Be living in a property with an Annual Value of $10,000 or less
Be employed or self-employed and work for at least 6 continuous months in calendar years 2005 or 2006
Earn an average monthly income of $1,500 or less
How is my income and employment determined?


If you are:
An Employee
Your employment and income will be automatically verified using your CPF contribution records.
Under the CPF Act, employers are required to make CPF contributions on behalf of their employees if they earn more than $50 monthly.
You need not make any application or declare your income to qualify for WBS.


A Self-employed person
If you are required to furnish an Income Tax Return, you will be assessed based on your income tax declaration to IRAS. You need not make any application to qualify for WBS.

If you do not have CPF contributions and have not received an Income Tax Return by 1 March to furnish last year's income, you can apply for WBS by declaring your income using the WBS income declaration forms available at all CPF Service Centres, Community Development Councils (CDCs) and Community Centres/Clubs (CCs).



To receive your Workfare Bonus on 1 May of 2006 or 2007, Income Tax Returns or the WBS income declaration forms must be submitted by the following dates:

Income earned in year 2005 2006
Declare income by 1 April 2006 1 April 2007


Income declarations submitted after the above dates will result in
delayed payment of your bonus.
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::::well done:::: I haf no bonus from government at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dan's round face is fated!

dandan: [ argh...my face so round!! ]
panpan: [ aiyah..ur face alway so round one mah!!!! ]
dandan: [ Zzzz..... ]

Weird..

strong feeling...we could only be friends..
dunno why.. juz a strong feeling..
Friends asked.."why don't u try out 1st?"

Guess not..
I'm no longer at the age of getting myself involve into relationship whereby..
waste a yr or 2 of my life spending on a man dat is not going to be my husband..

He approached on meeting up on valentine day.
I pushed it away quickly.

Well..
not prepare into relationship?
I guess so..
Not about age..
abt mentality..

I find myself weird..
Weird in my own way..

guess doesn't matter..
Tomorrow will be another better day..

Valentine Day

How to spend dandan's valentine day?

1. Buy a gift
depending on wat dandan likes....mabbe a nokia 7370, mp3 player, digicam play the trick?

2. Dinner
Best if it is at boyfriend's house, dandan & bf cook together for the wonderful night.

3. Movie
Rent dvd dat interests both dandan & bf so dat they can couch on the sofa and watch together..enjoying with some juices..

4. Home
dandan's bf haf to send dandan back to her own house...
Home sweet Home!!

**another day passes**
Conclusion:::::::
Valentine day is just like any other day..

++Happy Valentine Day to All!!++

McDonald's love story

A McDonald's love story...

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonald's one cold winter
evening.

They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there that night.

Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could tell what the
admirers were thinking:


"Look, there is a couple who has been through a lot together, probably for

60 years or more!"


The little old man walked up to the cash register, placed his order with
no hesitation and then paid for their meal.



The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of
the tray.



There was one hamburger, one order of French fries and one drink.


The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in
half.

He placed one half in front of his wife.


Then he carefully counted out the French fries, divided them in two piles
and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.


He took a sip of the drink, and then his wife took a sip as the man began
to eat his few bites.


Again, you could tell what people around the old couple were saying. -
"They were used to sharing everything."


Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady still hadn't eaten a
thing.


She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally sipped some
of the drink.


A young man came over and begged them to let him buy them another meal.



The lady explained that no, they were used to sharing.


As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with
a napkin, the young man could stand it no longer and asked again.



After being politely refused again, he finally asked the little old lady,
"Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything.



What is it that you are waiting for?"


She answered,


"THE TEETH"

I'm a Mazda RX-8!

I'm a Mazda RX-8!

You're sporty, yet practical, and you have a style of your own. You like to have fun, and you like to bring friends along for the ride, but when it comes time for everyday chores, you're willing to do your part.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

This is interesting.. saw this at an dukester 's post!
and well, he dunno me..I dunno him..link link link and I saw him..
Try it!

Primary School Problems Sums (2)

Primary School Problems Sums (2)

Question 1 (Primary 6)
A shopkeeper had 2400 apples & oranges. He put all the apples into 22 boxes & oranges into 18 boxes. If there were an equal number of apples & oranges in each box, how many apples were there?


Question 1 (Primary 6)
Edwin took a total of 4 hours to drive from Town X to Town Y. He travelled the first 2/5 of the journey at a speed of 96km/h. The next 3/10 of the journey took him 70min. At what speed did he travel the last part of the journey if the average speed of the whole journey was 90km/h?

Primary School Problem sums

Primary School Problem Sums

Feeling sleepy during office hours?
Here 2 questions of Primary 5 & Primary 6 respectly for you to solve!!
Please give me the solution as well..
Cheers!!


Question 1 ( Primary 5)
There are 173 beads of yellow , red & green in a box. If there are 7 more green beads den the yellow ones & thrice more red den green, how many more red beads are there den yellow ones?


Question 2 ( Primary 6)
There are 50cent coins in Box A & 20cent coins in Box B. If there are 19 more coins in Box B & $1.30 more in Box A, wat is the total value of Box A?

Good Luck!!~

13 signs of falling in love

**13 signs of falling in love**
13. When your on the phone with them late at night and they hang up but you miss them already when it was just five minutes ago :(

12. You read their texts over and over again...

11. You walk really slow when you're with them...

10. You feel shy whenever you're with them...

9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster...

8. You smile when you hear their voice...

7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you... all you see is him/her...

6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them...

5. They become all you think about...

4. You get high just from their scent...

3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them...

2. You would do anything for them...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....

So...haf u fall in love?