Typical Singaporean...

I recieved this email from more den 1 more and feel I shall change.....

Who says our English is teruk.?
Just see below -
Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective etc......... ahem....

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

S'pore: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?

S'pore: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?

S'pore: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

S'pore: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

S'pore: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

S'pore: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

S'pore: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

S'pore: Dowan la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

S'pore: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.

S'pore: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?

S'pore: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.

S'pore: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

S'pore: Wat happen Why like that.... ??

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,

S'pore: Like that also don't know how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me

S'pore: Go Away lah!

ERmmm... Its not just teruk... Its bloody damn teruk... good grief...!

Buddiez Roxz

Buddy Reyne aka ah ngoh aka Jennet aka panpan, I'm so glad to have you as a buddy by my side for more den half of my life spend on earth... without I dunno what will I become..

Thanks for being my best sister!

coz u know la, I dunno how to tell u all this when I'm with you.. shy* u c.. heez...
I really feel so honour knowing you! Having this feeling for the past 16 years we know each other..

Thanks god for letting u appear in my life, just like my husband, god makes him appear in my life to make me feel complete!

Thanks to wake me up in the past when I was wrong..

Thanks to comfort me when I'm sad, although u r not good at it!

Thankd for your advise and guidance when I meet troubles/problems...

Our irresistible grppyz has seem to fall apart which really make me misses all the fun we spent together back den... especially when friend get close to u, den I get so jealous till u laugh real loud at me... heez// times fly as I says..

And Now, I sincerely wish u all the best in your career and your family life!!~
wish me all the best too okie?

Loving you deeply de
Joanne aka dandan aka ah 'e aka kaithlynn (i love this name!) haha..

Changes through the years...

I was browsing through my old photos *Year 2003 - 2006 and realised I did lookz abit differ now and den.... and my hairstyle has been short/shoulder most of the times....
My current hair is the longest I ever keep already. haha. Due to weather, I guess I'm going to have a hair cut soon!

Every single photo will bring me back to dat arena when taken, so naturally memory flashes back and I've a smile to myself thinking of it...

*It is always good to have something for me to remind us of the happy moments.

Ok.

Time is running very fast these few years, just like I blinked my eyes a few times and it is 2007 now what, ending soon..............

I guess blink blink again, I will be annouce as a 30 age woman le....

Well.

Objective.

I have to learn to be a real adult although I'm adult already.

Hubby Peter Pan will assist me.

And I will pronounce I'm a mature mother when the time is ripes!

Jiayou!

Newborn Baby!~

Congratulations to u, Ms. Rachel!~
A piece of good news i recieved yesterday..
My friend has give birth to a baby boy, weighing at 3.5kg, dunno he looks like who yet....
heez...

so happy for her!~

Congratulation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6120 Classic

My hubby just bought a new handphone as the previous one, we decided to trade it before it turn into a $0 value phone...

And as a new toy, I start to test out the phone camera... as usual to take photos non-stop...........................and editing the photos taken non-stop.............



So fun, its been sometimes I've been doing this self-love action... hahaa.. enjoyable night...

*photos are green green de bcox I took them with my yellow light on.. hahaha..dat's the unique effect, although one of my friend does not know how to appreciate and said those looks spooky!

Funny Memory...

Well, as a married woman at this mid-night hour, what can I do?

Basically hubby is already at the house of "zhou gong" playing chess, so left me alone finding things to do....

So.........

I decided to surf net and den.....

juz went to my buddy's blog and browsed through her old posts. (as there is no update u see..)

ok.. focus point.

I saw this particular post and I laughed real loud at it. I tot back of dat moment and well, dat matter is really stressing all my power at dat time...

so happy enuff, i leave his fists. Heez

I cut and paste it to show my silly action...

please see...........

Friday, March 31, 2006

i am forced to...
i do not want to do this..i have no intention to post it at all..i know it is unethical..but i'm being forced to do it..there are times when you have to make certain kind of decisions..and this time.. i have decided..

No matter what the cost will be..

No matter what it might result in..

I have to do it..

It is something which i HAVE TO share with all...+++

Buddy PInk pig, nvr failed to tickle my funny bones with her antics..At times she seems quite street-smart, at times she just need a little guidance...

This time.. i think she's heading nowhere..---She mentioned few times about her irritating boss who accussed her of doing something which she did not really do, and not accomplishing tasks assigned to her. hence somebody (my current hubby) suggested to her to write a daily report of her tasks and send to her boss..

She did.

However, in a cute way..

She told me,"i think the report i'm writing is giving me so much stress.. i have to find something to do every now and then.. to ensure my report is filled up thoroughly, and my boss willnot see that i did not do what's assigned to me.. writing up the report is like smacking herself hard in the face""But it's just a list of what u have done and just cc him all the msgs to ur boss, what's so stressed about it..?"

I Wonder...Until she tells me about it...The report is soooooooooo thorough..TOO THOROUGH i say...She basically had to list down what she does EVERY MINUTE.Well...

A picture speaks a thousand words...

No wonder she's so stressed...

I guess she's feeling less stressed now?

coz.. after sharing her sorrows with us.. all of us.. huihui, jaejae and i..

practically rolled on the floor... LaUGHInG at her "meticulous" performance!

We're not evil..

It.. is just...SO HILARIOUS!!!

[HA!!!!]

Well... She makes a good shipping agent.. recording the times Specifically..

Shipping agents needs talents like her..

posted by ‡®e¥né‡ at 3/31/2006 11:23:00 AM

Wedding Photos are here!

I've a great day during my wedding from morning to night...

Thanks all my jiemeis and my husband side those brothers for their kind help, especially my buddy!! Buddy, without u, I dunno what to do.. owe u a meal, I promise!

Oh, and my cousin, Anmy too.. she's really my best cousin! I love u, jiejie!

My husband has a memorable day playing the games from jiemeis and I enjoyed the wonderful feeling when my husband said the reason why he wants to marry me....

I guess my husband wants to thank Dave and Garbiel so much, guess my husband owe them a meal too! heez..

I'm also so glad to have those close friends, schoolmates, colleagues attending my wedding and share my joy and happiness! Thanks so much for them for letting out their times and attended my wedding!

I really have the most enjoyable and wonderful night, without them, I will not be so happy!

hmm, but dinner photos are not here yet, so friends, dun ask me for the photos so fast!!

heez..

Will update soon upon collection!~