You're a Romantic Kisser You're a Romantic Kisser |
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What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Haha..wanna kiss me and try?
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
dandan is a romantic kisser lei
How is my Inner Child
| Your Inner Child Is Sad |
 You're a very sensitive soul. You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have. Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone. You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time. |
Hmm..Abit true..
But I think I trust pple easily lei..
which year are you born in
| You Were Actually Born Under: |
 You are very observant - and it's hard to get anything past you! A total perfectionist, you are especially picky about looking your best. You're a big dreamer - such a big dreamer that reality can disappoint you. You are most compatible with an Ox or Snake. |
| You Should Have Been Born Under: |
 Delicate, timid, and attractive - sometimes you really do act like a bunny. You're very compassionate and protective of those you love, sometimes too protective. Your home is really your castle, and you make sure your home is comfortable and well furnished. You don't like to argue - and you prefer a quiet, peaceful life. You are most compatible with a Goat or a Pig. |
Not accurate de la..
I love to quarrel!
Delicate? eh..abit lahz.. *shy..
Timid? Nahz..I'm so brave!
Attractive? Funniest Joke!
My home comfortable? eh..ya..too messy dat u can lie down anywhere u want...
$1000 bet
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.
Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, truck drivers, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice "Id like to try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowds laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "What do you do for a living?
Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
The man replied "I work for the IRS."
Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, truck drivers, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice "Id like to try the bet."
After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowds laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "What do you do for a living?
Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?"
The man replied "I work for the IRS."
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Chain of life..
Reasons to work:
I work, I pay bills.
I work, I get foods.
I work, I pay bills.
I work, I get foods.
I work, I get to go KTV.
I work, I get to chill-out.
I work, I get to travel.
I work, I get shopping kakis.
I work, I get mahjong kakis.
I work, I get driving license.
If you are going to go against this chain of life..
You dun work, you can't pay bills.
You dun work, you can't have ur fav foods at ur sushi bar. 
You dun work, you can't go out.
You dun work, you can't travel for holiday.
You dun work, you can't have a driving license, not to mention a car.
You dun work, you can't shop ard buying ur fav stuffs,like,"mashimaro?"
You dun work, you can't come online and blog all this rubbish down..
So how u think of working life?
Its wonderful, isn't it?
let's work til we retired bahz folks..
The Bailey Beverage
This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she'll be
happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to try.
She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of
Bailey's. The other full of lime juice.
She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your
mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute when
she's enthusiastic.
First he swallows the Bailey's. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his mouth.
Then he chugs the lime juice.
After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.
Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
Three seconds and he finally calms his stomach enough to swallow the mess.
As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear, "It's called 'Blowjob
Revenge'."
happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to try.
She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of
Bailey's. The other full of lime juice.
She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your
mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute when
she's enthusiastic.
First he swallows the Bailey's. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his mouth.
Then he chugs the lime juice.
After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.
Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
Three seconds and he finally calms his stomach enough to swallow the mess.
As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear, "It's called 'Blowjob
Revenge'."
Saturday, September 24, 2005
How business is done!!
The following teaches you the most appropriate way to do business and get rich fast...
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case....."
This is how business is done!!
----Extracted from e-mail------
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I will choose my own bride".
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case....."
This is how business is done!!
----Extracted from e-mail------
Starlight Cinema
Asia's largest outdoor cinema festival returns to Singapore this September, bigger and better than ever before!
Get set for movie magic under the stars, only this time at a brand new venue, The Padang, and on a brand new, gargantuan, inflatable screen!
What is Nokia Starlight Cinema?
Nokia Starlight Cinema is Asia 's largest outdoor cinema festival, allowing you to enjoy an amazing cinema experience under the stars.
How long is the Nokia Starlight Cinema season?
Nokia Starlight Cinema will take place in Singapore from Thursday, 15 September to Saturday, 24 September 2005. Movies are screened everyday except Sundays.
Where is Nokia Starlight Cinema held?
The Padang , Singapore Recreation Club, B Connaught Drive. CLICK HERE to view a map of the location.
What time does Nokia Starlight Cinema start?
Doors open at 6pm. Movies start at 8.30pm.
What time do I have to be there?
There is no allocated seating at Nokia Starlight Cinema, so it is best to be there at 6pm so that you can reserve yourself a good spot in front of the big screen. There will be plenty of excitement and activities to keep you entertained prior to the start of the movie, with an F&B village set up for your convenience. The prices are reasonable so why not have your dinner there?
How much do tickets cost?
It cost $15 per entry. There are no ticket concessions for children. CLICK HERE (go to ticketing) for ticketing details.
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I was there on Friday Nite..
Movie screening is....
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Ytd was my 3rd time watching this show..but I dun mind as I was there for the atmosphere..Not a very windy nite, but not so warm as well, tot Jj was complaining she was hot throughout the whole show and even after the show.. Mineral waters were exp. $1.50 per bottle..Toliet Long Queues..We nid to get ourselves a stamp like this b4 we could go into the premise..Like gg clubbing lei..1.jpg)
Sunday we are going again..For another show!! This time round we plan to go early so dat we can settle right infront where we can lie down flat and watch.. and we actually went to Boat Quay after the starlight thingy coz non of our grppyz haf visit boat quay for years.. Well, we planned to have our dinner at the coffeeshop behind and happened to be 1 of our fren work there..dropped by to say "HI" to him and he's GOOD enuff to treat us a jug of beer..And our nite ended by gg to my buddy's house...
Uneasy day..
Feel so uneasy..
Feel so strange..
I juz can't survive without handphone..
I miss friends sms-ing me asking,"wru?" , "wat u doing?" , "wanna come out for kopi?"...etc..
miss friends calling me to chat..chat of everything under d sky...
Feel so unwanted now..
Feel I'm neglected by the world..
Feel so lonely..
save me...save me...
Feel so strange..
I juz can't survive without handphone..
I miss friends sms-ing me asking,"wru?" , "wat u doing?" , "wanna come out for kopi?"...etc..
miss friends calling me to chat..chat of everything under d sky...
Feel so unwanted now..
Feel I'm neglected by the world..
Feel so lonely..
save me...save me...
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Don't drink my drink Pal!
This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps
next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just joking.
Tell ya what; I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and fired
me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The
police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab
driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found that I left my wallet in the
cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. I left
home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my
life, you show up...... and drink my poison..."
He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps
next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just joking.
Tell ya what; I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and fired
me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The
police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab
driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found that I left my wallet in the
cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. I left
home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my
life, you show up...... and drink my poison..."
Died!
Haiz..finally, struggling for so mani months, its died...
Its haf no network coverage, stating sim card registration failed..and went,"beep" and my 6600 off by itself..
A person without handphone now..
Feel so handicap..
Seem so lost..
Seem to be I'm disconnect from my friends network..
Oh No..I guess I nid a few mths to clear my bills and be able to get my beautiful number back..
Dying..dying..
A girl with no handphone sux...
Its haf no network coverage, stating sim card registration failed..and went,"beep" and my 6600 off by itself..
A person without handphone now..
Feel so handicap..
Seem so lost..
Seem to be I'm disconnect from my friends network..
Oh No..I guess I nid a few mths to clear my bills and be able to get my beautiful number back..
Dying..dying..
A girl with no handphone sux...
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Poor Kid..
Went out with my grppyz just now..
was happily chatting when huihui suddenly stopped us from talking and said she had heard a very saddening case happened in Taiwan..
So we looked at her, nodded our heads and she started her story...
"There is a particular childcare in taiwan. One day, they brought abt 7 kids out to play. So they booked a mini-bus and they set off to dat venue. They reached dat place and the teacher didn't do any head count and assumed dat all kids did alight. After 3 hours of fun and laughter , they returned to the bus. One kid aboard 1st and ran down screaming. Guess what the kid saw?
The kid saw one of the kid still sitting in the bus. But he's died. He was bloated. His body turned purple. There's blood flowing out. so called 七孔流血..He was left in the bus without anyone noticing him..and this poor kid is oni 3 yrs old and his mum is pregnant right now and imagine how the poor mother cry her heart out?"
well my turn to comment....
1st, the teacher is person without any responsibility..she didn't even bother to do head count.
2nd, they were having fun for 3 hrs and no one realised there were only 6 kids..
3rd, where is the bus driver?
4th, why they hired such a person to be a childcare teacher?
was happily chatting when huihui suddenly stopped us from talking and said she had heard a very saddening case happened in Taiwan..
So we looked at her, nodded our heads and she started her story...
"There is a particular childcare in taiwan. One day, they brought abt 7 kids out to play. So they booked a mini-bus and they set off to dat venue. They reached dat place and the teacher didn't do any head count and assumed dat all kids did alight. After 3 hours of fun and laughter , they returned to the bus. One kid aboard 1st and ran down screaming. Guess what the kid saw?
The kid saw one of the kid still sitting in the bus. But he's died. He was bloated. His body turned purple. There's blood flowing out. so called 七孔流血..He was left in the bus without anyone noticing him..and this poor kid is oni 3 yrs old and his mum is pregnant right now and imagine how the poor mother cry her heart out?"
well my turn to comment....
1st, the teacher is person without any responsibility..she didn't even bother to do head count.
2nd, they were having fun for 3 hrs and no one realised there were only 6 kids..
3rd, where is the bus driver?
4th, why they hired such a person to be a childcare teacher?
九山宫六壬仙师法坛
Boring Nite I spent with my parents n relatives at this 九山宫六壬仙师法坛.
They were there so called for..问神...den me abit extra..didn't even know what is the event..what is the 法坛 for..so I decided to walk ard..and saw an article stating:
庆祝齐天大圣，诸仙佛圣兼七宝殿，大，二，三爷伯圣诞千秋
den I orh to myself, but still dunno what is dat..
Asked my mum..and answer I got was DUNNO..
Good!
Walked ard..took pictures and attracted pple looking at me like idiot..
The main place where the 过桥 will be holding tml..
This is the place where the 2 or 3 horses are placed..
Dunno for what also..
Was sitting infront of these thingy..
Zzz..Interesting Nite I had hor..
They were there so called for..问神...den me abit extra..didn't even know what is the event..what is the 法坛 for..so I decided to walk ard..and saw an article stating:
庆祝齐天大圣，诸仙佛圣兼七宝殿，大，二，三爷伯圣诞千秋
den I orh to myself, but still dunno what is dat..
Asked my mum..and answer I got was DUNNO..
Good!
Walked ard..took pictures and attracted pple looking at me like idiot..
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The main place where the 过桥 will be holding tml..
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This is the place where the 2 or 3 horses are placed..
Dunno for what also..
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Was sitting infront of these thingy..
Zzz..Interesting Nite I had hor..
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Jobs interviewing..
Today I never go work..went for 2 job interviews..
Morning..abt 8am..
My hp rang...
Agent called..
And she offered 2 jobs...but must go down interview today..
So I smsed my boss and told her I'm not going to work as I haf interviews..
well, one day pay gonez..
Morning interview was customer service job..
Front desk..dealing with walk-in customers..
hmm..dun quite like it..
Afternoon interview..
Admin asst..but I considered the journey when I set off when my house..and they're willing to offer oni 1.2k..not worth it..
It is at Delta House..dealing with crystals..
Abit far..
But they might not want me also..
Haizz..when can I find a perm job..
went for a few interviews le..still no news..
Any rich guy wan to take me?
I very easy to feed de..
one mth give me $500 enuff le..
Morning..abt 8am..
My hp rang...
Agent called..
And she offered 2 jobs...but must go down interview today..
So I smsed my boss and told her I'm not going to work as I haf interviews..
well, one day pay gonez..
Morning interview was customer service job..
Front desk..dealing with walk-in customers..
hmm..dun quite like it..
Afternoon interview..
Admin asst..but I considered the journey when I set off when my house..and they're willing to offer oni 1.2k..not worth it..
It is at Delta House..dealing with crystals..
Abit far..
But they might not want me also..
Haizz..when can I find a perm job..
went for a few interviews le..still no news..
Any rich guy wan to take me?
I very easy to feed de..
one mth give me $500 enuff le..
Monday, September 19, 2005
dandan with manner..
Ytd I was out of cigarette and I intend to go down and buy. And ah piao was jio-ing for kopi..so I was thinking can as well go tgt so dat I can buy my cigarette..but after sometimes, my lazy bones disapproved tt..so I told ah piao I was lazy to go down and he asked me to quit smoking...so I said okay...
Today..In Msn..
Ah piao: So how? Got quit smoking or not?
dandan: haha. I quitted buying. My fren lor..ask me out for dinner..
Ah piao: But never quit borrowing?
dandan: den she offered me cigarette.Me paiseh to reject mah. No manner to reject someone's good will you see.
Ah piao: ZZzzzz. Your head.
Ah piao: Your "JIE" means borrow in mandarin instead of quit rite?
dandan: No hor.... ( hahahaha all the way..coz speechless...)
Ah piao: only not to reject... coz of being courteous rite?
dandan: Piak u ahz..u better dun bully me hor..
And dunno why, our conversation move on to some interesting name of pple..eg:
Lau Sai, Ong Pang Sai...
At this moment, Pple from msn started to msg me saying,"HAHA, U WAN TO QUIT? REAL OR NOT?" But still haf nice pple encouraging me..( hehe..thank ley.. )
Hmm..well, I really want to quit this time..
Believe me la..
I will do it!!
Today..In Msn..
Ah piao: So how? Got quit smoking or not?
dandan: haha. I quitted buying. My fren lor..ask me out for dinner..
Ah piao: But never quit borrowing?
dandan: den she offered me cigarette.Me paiseh to reject mah. No manner to reject someone's good will you see.
Ah piao: ZZzzzz. Your head.
Ah piao: Your "JIE" means borrow in mandarin instead of quit rite?
dandan: No hor.... ( hahahaha all the way..coz speechless...)
Ah piao: only not to reject... coz of being courteous rite?
dandan: Piak u ahz..u better dun bully me hor..
And dunno why, our conversation move on to some interesting name of pple..eg:
Lau Sai, Ong Pang Sai...
At this moment, Pple from msn started to msg me saying,"HAHA, U WAN TO QUIT? REAL OR NOT?" But still haf nice pple encouraging me..( hehe..thank ley.. )
Hmm..well, I really want to quit this time..
Believe me la..
I will do it!!
Joke
During lunch...
Gina was trying to tell us a joke and was told dat we must laff over it.
So Isaac said,"Can we laff 1st?"
Okay..abit of laughter was heard den..
So she started her joke..
"In year 2065, there is a machine inverted which is used to check humans' IQ.."
She continued her joke while we were busy eating..
"There are 2 boys.1 named XiaoMing, 1 named XiaoQiang. They came to know abt this machine and decided to try it. So xiaoming tried 1st by placing his head into the hole.
There was a sound "BEEP" and its said,"Ur IQ is 50."
Xiaoqiang laughed at xiaoming and commented that his IQ was very low. Very lousy..
so Xiaoqiang said,"Its my turn!" with a yaya look on his face.
He placed his head in and the machine gif a continous sound of "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" and said,"Pls do not put a stone in."
They went off angrily at the result and decided to study harder before they go back and challenge the machine.
5 years later..
2 of 'em went back to the IQ machine full of confident.
Xiaoming took the test 1st. He placed his head in and a "BEEP" was heard and its said,"Your IQ is 80."
Xiaoqiang laughed at Xiaoming "hahahahhahhaa" and said,"You studied for 5yrs and ur IQ only increase by 30 more?"
Xiaoqiang proudly said again,"Its my turn. I showed u my smartness!"
So he tried.
The machine gif a "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" sound and said,"Please do not place a stone with a spectacle on into the machine.It could not be detected. Thank you."
Gina was trying to tell us a joke and was told dat we must laff over it.
So Isaac said,"Can we laff 1st?"
Okay..abit of laughter was heard den..
So she started her joke..
"In year 2065, there is a machine inverted which is used to check humans' IQ.."
She continued her joke while we were busy eating..
"There are 2 boys.1 named XiaoMing, 1 named XiaoQiang. They came to know abt this machine and decided to try it. So xiaoming tried 1st by placing his head into the hole.
There was a sound "BEEP" and its said,"Ur IQ is 50."
Xiaoqiang laughed at xiaoming and commented that his IQ was very low. Very lousy..
so Xiaoqiang said,"Its my turn!" with a yaya look on his face.
He placed his head in and the machine gif a continous sound of "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" and said,"Pls do not put a stone in."
They went off angrily at the result and decided to study harder before they go back and challenge the machine.
5 years later..
2 of 'em went back to the IQ machine full of confident.
Xiaoming took the test 1st. He placed his head in and a "BEEP" was heard and its said,"Your IQ is 80."
Xiaoqiang laughed at Xiaoming "hahahahhahhaa" and said,"You studied for 5yrs and ur IQ only increase by 30 more?"
Xiaoqiang proudly said again,"Its my turn. I showed u my smartness!"
So he tried.
The machine gif a "BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" sound and said,"Please do not place a stone with a spectacle on into the machine.It could not be detected. Thank you."
Sunday, September 18, 2005
头文字 D
豆腐老对油渣仔说：有一天，臭小子跟我说他的视力有问题。那我就带他去看医生。
谁知道验了没事。
我就说，“臭小子，你找死啊？”
他跟我说，“我不知道为什么我看东西越来越慢。。”
我才知道原来他越来越快。。
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Bmp to Jpg..
Ytd haf an non-stop laffing session again...
After 2 weeks, we're finally reunion..
Miss everyone so much..
Settled down at Mac laffing non-stop abt Jj trying to convert bmp file to jpg file..
The Story goes this way:
We were sitting at 501 coffeeshop on a friday nite. So Jj updated her friendster without our grppyz photos in it. I was questioning her why there isn't our photos.
so she said,"No No..I wanted to put but friendster oni can upload jpg format and our photos are in bmp..I dunno how to change my bmp to jpg format.."
Naturally I told her what to do..
Open her paint, den choose the photo she wanted, paste it there, and save it.
Ok..den this issue finished.
We went home after the meetup and I was online to msn as usual and saw my buddy. We chatted and told her abt the jokes made during our meetup at the kopitiam.
Later on, buddy went to sms Jj to ask her come online as she forget how to convert the file alreadi.
So this time round, buddy was the one who coached her while I was away on the phone.
I didn't know what gg on until the next day I met up with Jj..
On the bus 502...
she said,"I still cannot change my photos to jpg.." (with a sad face)
Me replied,"What Yu'e teach u and how u do?" (I was thinking how come its couldnt be done..)
Jj said,"Yu'e said open paint so I open lor."
"den?"
Jj,"den she said cut n paste.so I cut from my gallery n pasted into paint."
"Ya?"
Jj,"I still see a blanket page lei.."
"Oh, u cannot cut from ur gallery..there's a "paste from" in ur paint, use dat one to paste.."
Jj,"Issit? I dunno..den Yu'e say go and click "save as" and save the photo as jpg can le. so i saved lor.."
"hahahhahahahahahhaha..."
Jj,"but i opened the paint and see, nothing ley...."
"haha, U see a blanket page and u still save it ahz?"
Jj,"yalor,coz Yu'e said save it can already."
"hahaha..hahahaa.."
In the 1st place, she doesnt even know how to paste photo into paint and she actually clicked "save as" as instructed even tot she saw a blanket page thinking maybe saved le, the photo will come out after she re-opened the paint.
haha..
She was really cute and blur..I decided to share the story with my grppyz..
Is not dat I'm bad laffing at her..she's juz so cute..
well, my buddy laff until there's tears..
After 2 weeks, we're finally reunion..
Miss everyone so much..
Settled down at Mac laffing non-stop abt Jj trying to convert bmp file to jpg file..
The Story goes this way:
We were sitting at 501 coffeeshop on a friday nite. So Jj updated her friendster without our grppyz photos in it. I was questioning her why there isn't our photos.
so she said,"No No..I wanted to put but friendster oni can upload jpg format and our photos are in bmp..I dunno how to change my bmp to jpg format.."
Naturally I told her what to do..
Open her paint, den choose the photo she wanted, paste it there, and save it.
Ok..den this issue finished.
We went home after the meetup and I was online to msn as usual and saw my buddy. We chatted and told her abt the jokes made during our meetup at the kopitiam.
Later on, buddy went to sms Jj to ask her come online as she forget how to convert the file alreadi.
So this time round, buddy was the one who coached her while I was away on the phone.
I didn't know what gg on until the next day I met up with Jj..
On the bus 502...
she said,"I still cannot change my photos to jpg.." (with a sad face)
Me replied,"What Yu'e teach u and how u do?" (I was thinking how come its couldnt be done..)
Jj said,"Yu'e said open paint so I open lor."
"den?"
Jj,"den she said cut n paste.so I cut from my gallery n pasted into paint."
"Ya?"
Jj,"I still see a blanket page lei.."
"Oh, u cannot cut from ur gallery..there's a "paste from" in ur paint, use dat one to paste.."
Jj,"Issit? I dunno..den Yu'e say go and click "save as" and save the photo as jpg can le. so i saved lor.."
"hahahhahahahahahhaha..."
Jj,"but i opened the paint and see, nothing ley...."
"haha, U see a blanket page and u still save it ahz?"
Jj,"yalor,coz Yu'e said save it can already."
"hahaha..hahahaa.."
In the 1st place, she doesnt even know how to paste photo into paint and she actually clicked "save as" as instructed even tot she saw a blanket page thinking maybe saved le, the photo will come out after she re-opened the paint.
haha..
She was really cute and blur..I decided to share the story with my grppyz..
Is not dat I'm bad laffing at her..she's juz so cute..
well, my buddy laff until there's tears..
Friday, September 16, 2005
歌曲：说爱我
歌手：梁一贞 专辑：战神插曲
"战神"插曲
design by gouky
我的眼睛并不向往另一片天空
禁止进入爱情是我说的
谁也听不见这种孤单真可怜
多爱一次就多些寂寞
你为什么还是不懂我要的自由
一句话就让你离我远了
别让我以为快乐最后会粉碎
人最孤单的时候绝不会掉眼泪
说爱我在我的耳边对我说
我已经真的太久忘了这种心动
爱太难了解了我们还看不懂
那一些心酸快乐有多少还很真呢
说爱我用你的手心温暖我
就算你不能证明爱我能爱多久
我知道你想躲我要的并不多
一起看天空好吗最后一分钟
一起看天空好吗最后爱我
说爱我
**Very Nice song**
"战神"插曲
design by gouky
我的眼睛并不向往另一片天空
禁止进入爱情是我说的
谁也听不见这种孤单真可怜
多爱一次就多些寂寞
你为什么还是不懂我要的自由
一句话就让你离我远了
别让我以为快乐最后会粉碎
人最孤单的时候绝不会掉眼泪
说爱我在我的耳边对我说
我已经真的太久忘了这种心动
爱太难了解了我们还看不懂
那一些心酸快乐有多少还很真呢
说爱我用你的手心温暖我
就算你不能证明爱我能爱多久
我知道你想躲我要的并不多
一起看天空好吗最后一分钟
一起看天空好吗最后爱我
说爱我
**Very Nice song**
Thursday, September 15, 2005
One day
Hmm..weird feeling..
Crave for it, yet not ready.
Hope for it, not desirable.
Go for it, being stopped.
bewitch for it, yet controllable.
As usual, I will never know what is going to happen every tommorrow I have.
As usual, I do nothing to change my lifestyle now..
Example, quit smoking, stop sleeping late, don't glue myself to my pc so much..
My ex alwiz said to me,"when u r gg to quit smoking?"
what I alwiz replied is,"soon..soon..I will quit one day definitely."
hah..One day hor..
Crave for it, yet not ready.
Hope for it, not desirable.
Go for it, being stopped.
bewitch for it, yet controllable.
As usual, I will never know what is going to happen every tommorrow I have.
As usual, I do nothing to change my lifestyle now..
Example, quit smoking, stop sleeping late, don't glue myself to my pc so much..
My ex alwiz said to me,"when u r gg to quit smoking?"
what I alwiz replied is,"soon..soon..I will quit one day definitely."
hah..One day hor..
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
美人鱼
Cheeky is in a very bad mood now because some bugger came and spoiled his day earlier on. You see cheeky was happily doing some shopping along orchard road when some motherfucka bugger approached cheeky and hassled him to no end for no motherfucka reason.
Bugger: Can you help me find 美人鱼?
Cheeky: Simi?
Bugger: 美人鱼. I want to find 美人鱼
Cheeky: Simi 美人鱼?
Bugger: 美人鱼 lah. I want you to help me find 美人鱼!
Cheeky: Hello I don't know what the fuck you are talking about?
Bugger: I DON"T CARE! I DON'T CARE! I WANT 美人鱼!
Cheeky: Fuck off lah. I don't know any 美人鱼
Bugger: You are lying. I WANT 美人鱼! I WANT 美人鱼!
Cheeky: Ni Nabeh. You want 美人鱼 is it?
Bugger: Yah yah. Quick quick bring me to see 美人鱼
So cheeky being a good Samaritan, brought him to see his 美人鱼. Here's your fucking 美人鱼 you fucking chao cheebye.
***Extracted from cheekybynature***
Bugger: Can you help me find 美人鱼?
Cheeky: Simi?
Bugger: 美人鱼. I want to find 美人鱼
Cheeky: Simi 美人鱼?
Bugger: 美人鱼 lah. I want you to help me find 美人鱼!
Cheeky: Hello I don't know what the fuck you are talking about?
Bugger: I DON"T CARE! I DON'T CARE! I WANT 美人鱼!
Cheeky: Fuck off lah. I don't know any 美人鱼
Bugger: You are lying. I WANT 美人鱼! I WANT 美人鱼!
Cheeky: Ni Nabeh. You want 美人鱼 is it?
Bugger: Yah yah. Quick quick bring me to see 美人鱼
So cheeky being a good Samaritan, brought him to see his 美人鱼. Here's your fucking 美人鱼 you fucking chao cheebye.
***Extracted from cheekybynature***
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Work..
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I'm on a temp job for a mth..
Quite boring job..but job is like this de la..repeating what u do everyday..
Luckily I can msn..tot not realli free to do so..
Sunday, September 11, 2005
What love mean to you..
Everyone sort of has their own defination of love. I was surfing the net an i found this Faith Hill Song, which is ironically about love...
"You can't buy it at the store
Try it on for size
Then bring it back if it don't feel right
No love, love ain't like that
You can't trade it in
Like an automobile
That's got too many miles an' rust on its wheels
No love, love ain't like that
Love ain't that easy to define
You can't build it by design
It takes it's own sweet time
It don't fall from the sky
Like a tiny drop of rain
That hits you right between the eyes one day
No love, love ain't like that
You can't put your money down
And just roll the dice
Think you're gonna win it all some night
No love, love ain't like that
Love ain't that easy to define
You can't build it by design
It takes its own sweet time
You can't buy it at the story
Try it on for size
Bring it back if it don't feel right
No love, love ain't like that
Love, no love, love, love it ain't like that
Can't trade it in like an automobile
Too many miles an' rust on the wheels
No love, no love no, it ain't like that
Oh love, it ain't like that
It don't fall from the sky
You can't trade it in, can't buy it at the store
Then take it back again "
Their are several other songs about it, I've racked by brain about a defination for love, and i havent found anything, so i went to dictionary.com and got this def of love... (well like 10 acually)
love Audio pronunciation of "love" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lv)
n.
1. A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
2. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.
3.
1. Sexual passion.
2. Sexual intercourse.
3. A love affair.
4. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.
5. A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used as a term of endearment.
6. An expression of one's affection: Send him my love.
7.
1. A strong predilection or enthusiasm: a love of language.
2. The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love.
8. Love Mythology. Eros or Cupid.
9. often Love Christianity. Charity.
10. Sports. A zero score in tennis.
So, whats your def of love??
(Saw this on a website..find it interesting so decided to blog it down.)
"You can't buy it at the store
Try it on for size
Then bring it back if it don't feel right
No love, love ain't like that
You can't trade it in
Like an automobile
That's got too many miles an' rust on its wheels
No love, love ain't like that
Love ain't that easy to define
You can't build it by design
It takes it's own sweet time
It don't fall from the sky
Like a tiny drop of rain
That hits you right between the eyes one day
No love, love ain't like that
You can't put your money down
And just roll the dice
Think you're gonna win it all some night
No love, love ain't like that
Love ain't that easy to define
You can't build it by design
It takes its own sweet time
You can't buy it at the story
Try it on for size
Bring it back if it don't feel right
No love, love ain't like that
Love, no love, love, love it ain't like that
Can't trade it in like an automobile
Too many miles an' rust on the wheels
No love, no love no, it ain't like that
Oh love, it ain't like that
It don't fall from the sky
You can't trade it in, can't buy it at the store
Then take it back again "
Their are several other songs about it, I've racked by brain about a defination for love, and i havent found anything, so i went to dictionary.com and got this def of love... (well like 10 acually)
love Audio pronunciation of "love" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lv)
n.
1. A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
2. A feeling of intense desire and attraction toward a person with whom one is disposed to make a pair; the emotion of sex and romance.
3.
1. Sexual passion.
2. Sexual intercourse.
3. A love affair.
4. An intense emotional attachment, as for a pet or treasured object.
5. A person who is the object of deep or intense affection or attraction; beloved. Often used as a term of endearment.
6. An expression of one's affection: Send him my love.
7.
1. A strong predilection or enthusiasm: a love of language.
2. The object of such an enthusiasm: The outdoors is her greatest love.
8. Love Mythology. Eros or Cupid.
9. often Love Christianity. Charity.
10. Sports. A zero score in tennis.
So, whats your def of love??
(Saw this on a website..find it interesting so decided to blog it down.)
Friday, September 09, 2005
Unhelpful Pig!!
I can't believe this..
Humans could be so heartless..
I'm searching for my dog so anxiously dat I went into wholivesnearyou forum to ask for help..putting msn topic asking pple to help me lookout..pasted notice ard Boon Lay and went into IRC asking pple living in jurong west or boon lay to help me and I got response like this,"could dat dog being knock down at funan happened to be urs..", "did u check with the dog monetary?"..
And I got so fed-up as I'm already so worry yet he juz said such things without thinking..so I said,"its not funny at all."..
well he replied something like,"don't come here and complain when u lost ur dog.."
Come on, I was asking pple from west to help me..HELP ME..I nv complain!!
He's juz so unhelpful..
I juz wan to find my dog.
I'm so worry she will be wandering outside or met any mishap.
Can't he be nicer?
Angmos r like this? Attitude? Juz becoz he's an angmo, he can say whether he like?
He can reply me this,"you like pple so free to go and look for your dog?"
...is it so difficult when u r on ur way out and saw a dog who look like mine and juz give me a call? Is it too much?
Irc juz sux.
If not bcoz I'm too anxious to look for my dog, I also wun join irc..and I'm not gg into IRC anymore!
Humans could be so heartless..
I'm searching for my dog so anxiously dat I went into wholivesnearyou forum to ask for help..putting msn topic asking pple to help me lookout..pasted notice ard Boon Lay and went into IRC asking pple living in jurong west or boon lay to help me and I got response like this,"could dat dog being knock down at funan happened to be urs..", "did u check with the dog monetary?"..
And I got so fed-up as I'm already so worry yet he juz said such things without thinking..so I said,"its not funny at all."..
well he replied something like,"don't come here and complain when u lost ur dog.."
Come on, I was asking pple from west to help me..HELP ME..I nv complain!!
He's juz so unhelpful..
I juz wan to find my dog.
I'm so worry she will be wandering outside or met any mishap.
Can't he be nicer?
Angmos r like this? Attitude? Juz becoz he's an angmo, he can say whether he like?
He can reply me this,"you like pple so free to go and look for your dog?"
...is it so difficult when u r on ur way out and saw a dog who look like mine and juz give me a call? Is it too much?
Irc juz sux.
If not bcoz I'm too anxious to look for my dog, I also wun join irc..and I'm not gg into IRC anymore!
Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Missing Doggie...
I lost my doggie, ah ger..
All said its my fault..
All said when they went out of the house, she was still around..
But..I really didnt see her ran out of the house.
All treated me as a sinner..
They think I'm happy she's gone..
I'm NOT..
I miss her too..
I am the one who share my bed with her, hug her..
I searched high n low for her..gg to every blocks ard my hse..every single floor to search for her..but I still can't find her..
My bro cried..I know he's sad..
Maybe I'm the careless one..I din did it on purpose also..
I also hope she will come back to us..
Can anyone who happened to read my blog to help me take note of my dog and email me (alwiz45@hotmail.com) if u manage to see her..Pls??
All said its my fault..
All said when they went out of the house, she was still around..
But..I really didnt see her ran out of the house.
All treated me as a sinner..
They think I'm happy she's gone..
I'm NOT..
I miss her too..
I am the one who share my bed with her, hug her..
I searched high n low for her..gg to every blocks ard my hse..every single floor to search for her..but I still can't find her..
My bro cried..I know he's sad..
Maybe I'm the careless one..I din did it on purpose also..
I also hope she will come back to us..
Can anyone who happened to read my blog to help me take note of my dog and email me (alwiz45@hotmail.com) if u manage to see her..Pls??
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Report
Went shopping for office wear today..
Din manage to find nice tops..
Kinda of disappointed..
Bumped into an old old fren..Joseph..
He look the same but with much more hair on his head..
Went Clementi to pray in the evening as its the last day of 7th month.
Crowded.
Saw a Yandao cute Boi!
Reached Home.
Packed my messy room with lazy mode onz.
Msn On but not chatting.
Kinda of being pissed off by someone in there.
Smelly now.
Coz haven't bath.
Blogging ending... .... .....
Finished*
Din manage to find nice tops..
Kinda of disappointed..
Bumped into an old old fren..Joseph..
He look the same but with much more hair on his head..
Went Clementi to pray in the evening as its the last day of 7th month.
Crowded.
Saw a Yandao cute Boi!
Reached Home.
Packed my messy room with lazy mode onz.
Msn On but not chatting.
Kinda of being pissed off by someone in there.
Smelly now.
Coz haven't bath.
Blogging ending... .... .....
Finished*
Thursday, September 01, 2005
Fun Nite at Hillview Terrace KTV PuB!!
Ytd was a funny nite..went ktv pub with my grppyz..
And dat stupid kenny was the joker of the nite.
Pretending he was the big boss and we were the "xiaojie"..
so stupid!
Having so much fun laffing at the oldies other pple sang!!
Kenny singing along without knowing how to sing..
haha..
Kenny, U ROX!!
And dat stupid kenny was the joker of the nite.
Pretending he was the big boss and we were the "xiaojie"..
so stupid!
Having so much fun laffing at the oldies other pple sang!!
Kenny singing along without knowing how to sing..
haha..
Kenny, U ROX!!
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