美人鱼

Cheeky is in a very bad mood now because some bugger came and spoiled his day earlier on. You see cheeky was happily doing some shopping along orchard road when some motherfucka bugger approached cheeky and hassled him to no end for no motherfucka reason.

Bugger: Can you help me find 美人鱼?
Cheeky: Simi?
Bugger: 美人鱼. I want to find 美人鱼
Cheeky: Simi 美人鱼?
Bugger: 美人鱼 lah. I want you to help me find 美人鱼!
Cheeky: Hello I don't know what the fuck you are talking about?
Bugger: I DON"T CARE! I DON'T CARE! I WANT 美人鱼!
Cheeky: Fuck off lah. I don't know any 美人鱼
Bugger: You are lying. I WANT 美人鱼! I WANT 美人鱼!
Cheeky: Ni Nabeh. You want 美人鱼 is it?
Bugger: Yah yah. Quick quick bring me to see 美人鱼

So cheeky being a good Samaritan, brought him to see his 美人鱼. Here's your fucking 美人鱼 you fucking chao cheebye.



***Extracted from cheekybynature***