The Ultimate, Minimum-Rejection, All-Situation, Pre-packaged Pickup Lines!
* "Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over."
* "Before I came to talk to you, only God and I knew what I was going to say.
But now that I'm standing here, only He knows."
* "I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass."
* This one is only for gals. Guys can't pull this off without complication.
Check his jacket label. When he wonders what you're doing:
"I was checking to see if you were made in heaven."
* "If I could rework the alphabet I'd put "I" next to "U"."
* "Can I have directions?" (to where) "To your heart."
* "I had a bad day and it always makes me feel better when I see a
beautiful girl smile. Would you smile for me?"
* If someone asks why you want to go out with them, respond:
"Because the alternative is unthinkable."
* "Are your feet tired, because you keep running through my mind?"
* "If I could be one thing in the world,
I would be a tear born in your eyes, living on your cheek,
and dying on your lips."
* "Are you OKAY?!? That fall from heaven must've hurt!"
* "God may have made all men equal, but he made you without equal."
* "Excuse me, do you have a quarter I could borrow?
I promised my mother I'd call her as soon as I met the girl of my dreams."
* Offer a single rose with: "I wanted to show this rose true beauty."
* "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
* "Levis should pay you royalties."
* "What would you do if I kissed you right now?"
Last but not least, the "never-us'em" lines, here for pure fun. I am not responsible for hazards, physical or other, related to the actual application of the following lines:
* "Would you like gin and platonic, or scotch and sofa?"
* "I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"
* "I'm interested in breakfast with you. Shall I call or nudge?"
* "Are those mirrors on your pants, cause I can see myself in them?"
* "I like your outfit. It'd look great on the floor in my apartment."
* "My name is _____. (That's so you know what to scream.)."
* "You cost how much?"
* "The word is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word."
...... And now, for the ultimate NEVER-SAY-IT line:
* "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for women, my thing would rust."
4 comments:
HEY, IS THAT Avril Lavigne's SONG PLAYING ON UR BLOG? NICE..
YEAH!! You also like Avril Lavigne??
Loves her songs so much!
Lolz..
den I'm the gal saying all this,"so beautiful..after this..you wanna go back my place to FUCK and HAVE PIZZA?"
and when the guy replied,"YES!!"
I shall give him one tight slap and said,"I said all this to try whether you are a gentleman,so u r juz another sex pervert!!"
Ooh! As a Canadian, I have to say I really don't like Avril Lavigne - eek!
On the other hand, I don't really like most artists. But ... I do like Bif Naked (and she is Canadian) - her album 'Purge' is really good. Other good Canadian artists (in my opinion) are "The Tea Party" and "Junkhouse"
I could never use an opening line like those. I am boring: "Hi my name is Richard."
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