Niao Ji Ku King

Guess what?
Today is my colleague, Niao Ji Ku King's Birthday!! (永不言败的下届参赛者)
With the warmest greeting of Happy Birthday, I got myself 2 pieces of heavenly tasty Football shape chocolate/blueberry Cakes!!
How wonderful to have my stomach filled up with such wonderful cakes!

Here a piece of joke to share share with all my dearest friends!!
Just bcoz u're my dearest fren, you get to know such stuffs!!
3 cheers for the joke lead!!~

Conversation Started this way:
dandan: Whey, niao ji ku king, why u dunwan to become Singapore Citizen, next time buy flat also cheaper ma..
Niao ji ku king: Who says so! Malaysia also good wat! A good place to invest in future & earn big bucks!!
Sotong: den Princess Pink use her name to buy flat lor, dun use niao ji ku king's name lor.. (Niao ji ku king & Princess Pink are couple)
dandan: cannot.. muz use 2 names to buy flat.
Chicken Little: Can buy..when Princess Pink is 35yr old, she can use solely her name to buy le..
dandan: Har? when Princess Pink is 35, Neo Ji Ku king is already 41 liao ley...
Sotong: Yalor..den when they get marry at this kinda of age, and imagine the kid grow up at the age of 10 and unwilling to call Niao ji ku king daddy and called him Grandpa instead coz he will be 51yrs old already!
ALL: hahahwaahahhahahaahahahaa
Sotong: den poor Princess Pink will tell the kid everyday this,"For the past ten years, I've been telling you to call him daddy, not Grandpa..why u dun understand?"
ALL: hahahahahwahahahaa
Niao Ji Ku king: u dun 夸张 la...
dandan: aiya..just joking only ma..cannot meh?
P/s: Chicken Little is still laffing at this moment...
Next action: Niao ji ku king is trying to disturb Sotong with another lame issue....
regarding dunno wat Lion Head...but never succeed..
Moral of the story: Its just so funny disturbing this Niao Ji Ku King..
(mabbe the joke is not funny for u guys..heez)

After enjoying all the laughter during the lunchtime, dandan still sincerely wish him haf a very very Happy Birthday & hope next time he will put candles on his cake!!
-_* Cheerz la Niao Ji Ku King..

Take Note: Dun sue me k? My pay too low to engage Lawyer... =(