Thursday, March 23, 2006

Love & Marriage

A student ask a teacher, "what is love ?" The teacher said, "in order to answer your question,
go to the padi field and choose the biggest padi and come back.
But the rule is: you can go throught them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big padi,but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is a even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the padi field, he start to realise that the padi is not as big as the previous one he saw, heknow he has missed the biggest one,
and he regretted !!!! So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.


The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you
have already miss the person...."

" What is marriage then ?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back.

But the rule is: you can go throught them only once and cannot turn back to pick.

" The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn....
you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage ."

Friday, March 17, 2006

B'day b'day of dandan!!

This year 2006... for the 1st time I feel like a princess, feel being loved by so mani pple around me.. feel so happy dat I nearly cry...

Here my Birthday Presents!! heez..

B'day Cake from Irresistible Grppyz!! Strawberry Shortcake!! Very Yummyz~~


My Melody Butter Cake by My dearest Colleague, Tiffany!!
There was a small Mango Cake by my another colleague, Christina too...but ate it up, forgetting to take photo 1st...

Presents presents presents!!! PINK Roses!! Love it so much!! Mp3 Player!!
This box looks so nice right..but the stuffs inside are stupid lor...................
See!! stupid rite? Juz becoz I like to eat 'em doesn't mean I wan 'em as my B'day Present lor...but there was a hidden present la.. its ANGBAO!! heez.. I juz simply love my friends so much... dunno how to express my gratitudez lah..

This book is given by Sandy!! heez..she know I love to read chinese book!!

A very Pink Pink bag by Christina!! I love it but dunno why my friends laff at it til one of 'em actually laff til cry when he made silly joke abt this bag.....



A B'day card by one of my guy friend! Hmm..kinda of touched when he actually draw...haha..though its look.....ok lah..

This card was given by Sandy!heez..she's juz so sweet!!

Lastly, really thanks those who remembered my birthday & wish me happy B'day by sms!! Its the thoughts dat count.......
I will remembered this year b'day for life!!

Monday, March 13, 2006

My 1st Birthday Present!

I received the 1st birthday present today!!
heez..so touched..
It was sent by post to my company...
I was so touched dat I keep smiling to myself when I opened the present..
And the present made me smile every more..
Its a Mp3 Player I alway want to owe one..
It's so amazing he remembered I wanted a Mp3 Player..and he bought me one for my birthday!

A very big thanks to him although he don't read my blog!!
Appreciate alot lot lots.....
Thank thank thankz...
heez..
Love it so much... +_+

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Monday, March 06, 2006

sick

Was on 2 days MC last week...til now, still sick I'm...
down with migraine..
The pain is really killing me...
so much pain...
arghhhzzzz...
hurt....
hurt...
hurt..

Sunday, February 26, 2006

BONUS

Specially For cockroach888 information!!! If you're 21 & above, and you're working class, YOU GET IT TOO! hehez..


Cash for all adult Singaporeans (21 & above):
$800 if you earn $24,000 or less a year and live in a four-room or smaller HDB flat

$600 if you earn more than $24,000 and live in a four-room or smaller HDB flat;
or if you earn $24,000 or less and live in a five-room or larger HDB flat

$400 if you earn more than $24,000 and live in a five-room or larger HDB flat

$200 if you live in a landed home or if the annual value of your home is more than $10,000

Total: $1.4 billion
When: May 1, 2006


+++Workfare bonus for low-income workers aged 40 or older:
3 months' pay if you earn $400 or less a month

$1,200 if you earn $401 to $900 monthly

$800 if you earn $901 to $1,200 monthly

$400 if you earn $1,201 to $1,500 monthly
Total: $400 million
When: May 1, 2006 and May 1, 2007


+++CPF top-ups for the elderly:
If you are 50 to 59 years old:$600 if you live in a four-room or smaller HDB flat

$400 if you live in a five-room or larger HDB flat

$100 if you live in a landed property or large private propertyIf you are 60 or older

:$800 if you live in a four-room or smaller HDB flat

$600 if you live in a five-room or larger HDB flat

$200 if you live in a landed property or large private property
Total: $500 million
When: May 1, 2006


+++Bonus for NSmen:
$400 if you are a former NSman

$100 if you are a full-time or active NSman

$300 when your NS training cycle ends

Total: $200 million
When: May 1, 2006 and when your training cycle ends


+++Rebates for HDB residents:
$200 utilities, four months service and conservancy (S&C) rebates,
and three months rental waiver if you live in a one-room HDB flat

$200 utilities, three months S&C rebates, and 1 1/2 months rental waiver if you live in a two-room HDB flat

$100 utilities and two months S&C rebates if you live in a three-room HDB flat

$80 utilities and 1 1/2 months S&C rebates if you live in a four-room HDB flat

$60 utilities and 1/2 month S&C rebates if you live in a five-room HDB flat
Total: $60 million

Cancer..?

You Should Be A Cancer
What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous
What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand
In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection
In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support
Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure
Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood
You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese
What Sign Should You Be?

I still prefer to be pisces.. hehez..

Friday, February 24, 2006

Disgusting Old man

Colleague, Old Man, 50over, Langgar Face (like wat Fireburn said)

He walked to me and said.. [ Joanne ah, do you happen to know the website of the Video of dat NYP girl har? ]

Me was staring at him, eyes opened big big and said.. [ HUH? Wat NPY Girl? ]

ah pek.. [ shhh.. not so loud... ] tiko eyes were looking around with his glasses hanging on the middle of his nose..

[ I dunno the website.. you go search yourself! ] Nearly shouted at him lor..

Disgusting OLD MAN!
YUCKZ!!!!
I don't understand why must him behave in this way. Such a old man liao!!!
Slap his langgar face and broke his tiko glasses into 2 ah!!
Wahlau! Somemore his desk is so near to mine!
To think he's a Manager!!
Pukez!!!!