Saturday, December 08, 2007

'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'

A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts back for his kid.

He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player.

Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happened if this does not work?'

The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'.

Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel.

He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on.

He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit.

When the shopkeeper refused to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee.

The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.'

3 comments:

anon gal said...

Thanks for brightening my day! LOL. Sigh. If only real life is as fun everyday. Won't that be great? Didn't visit your site for a long long time. Wiow, you are married. Good for you. Maybe that's what happens: good people have good ending. Not like me. Oh, well. That's life. Congrats anyway!

dandan...™ said...

anon gal, thanks!!~

U r a good person too! so ur good ending will come soon!!~

Me juz have luck to find someone who is willing to marry me lei...I scare no one wan me! hahaha

Jiayou!!~

Richard said...

Ha ha. That was funny.