Life Is A Gift

Today before you think of saying an unkind word, think of someone who can't speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food, think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife, think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion.

Today before you complain about life, think of someone who went too early to heaven.

Before you complain about your children, think of someone who desires children but who are barren.

Before you grumble about your dirty house, or about someone who didn't clean or sweep, think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive, think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job, think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.

Before you think of pointing a finger or condemning another, remember that not one of us is without wrongdoings.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down, put a smile on your face and be thankful you're alive and still around.

** I do feel better when I read through this everytime I feel something not right in my brain..and will agree, life is a gift depending on the perspective you look at thing..**

A Battle of Wits!

A lavishly-produced historical drama from China, A Battle of Wits tells the complex story of a lone warrior whose mission is to save a besieged walled city from the savage attack of a 25,000 strong army.

Late in the 3rd century, when China comprised seven rival kingdoms, Ge-Li – an remarkable savior in rags – stands alone in an endangered city waiting to fulfill his destiny.
It is an impossible battle however you look at it. But here is a lone man willing to climb every mountain and cross every river just to get to the city of Liang with only one aim: to deliver Liang from the overwhelming threat of the Kingdom of Zhao in her battle against the Kingdom of Yan.

Ge Li is the last Mohist in the Warring States period of China.
Facing him in the field are thousands of swift chariots ad many thousands more mail-clad soldiers. His battle will be the loneliest battle in the history of war.

No battle has ever been this unmatched in strength.
Would this one man alone be able to change the destiny of Liang?

On the surface, this is a battle for which bloodshed would be inevitable.
But in reality it is also a battle of wits. A struggle between power and desire: between a ruler and those being ruled.

A message of anti-war through war itself.

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dandan: Its really a movie worth watching. Thousands of soldiers, the strategy they used to fight the battle...admirable!
Rate by dandan: *****

Tonight is Pay DAY!!

Oh yeah! Oh Yeah! OH YEAH!
Tonight is Pay DAY!!
hahaha!!

Pay day! Pay Day! Pay Day!!

My Fellow Friends!

*Please note the names mentioned are not real name, but are names call among ourselves

Recently colleagues and me are abit crazy..and started forming companies for ourselves....
Initially, one of the guy acted abit ah-gua, therefore he was named Joey...to suit the rest of the Js.....
Afterwhich, dunno why another victim was being called Jasmine, after a night trip out to Fish & Co...
And to be fair to all, Part Time was named Jessica!
Sounded childish when I was blogging this down and it's just so much fun!!

Its kinda of funny when they called us by Guy's name..
Ms. E named as Danny...
Ms. Seah as Dannis..
Ms. Xie as Daniel
& me.. as Damien!
*I quite like Damien this name.. heez..

& of coz when we address those guys by those names we gave, they did response and invited strange looks from other colleagues! Hey! Its FUN!

Things happened for quite sometimes.. we have lunch together everyday.. from there, we started crazy stuffs.. making sandwiches & salads for lunchie... going out.. plan for oversea trip....many & many & many..

One of the colleague said this,"You all plan & plan, but never come true de la.. Have to wait for next year liao lor.." (Ya.. kinda hard to make arrangement when we have 2 ladies having lessons, need to study for exam... )

One day, I was feeling pretty bored at home, thus I smsed Daniel.. Daniel called and we chatted... and we started to chat about our fellow colleagues..and we realised.. At work, we see them, at home, we still think of them!
haha.. so cute!!

Most important thing is... they have turn from colleagues to my friends and I'm sure we will stay in contact even if we're not in the same company anymore...

Cheers, Fellow Friends! Love u Guys!!
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Club Name: Sandwiches Complaint Cases Inc.
Chairman: Jasmine Foo
P.A: Jessica Teo
Senior Manager: Danny E
Officer-in-charge: Damien Lee

Follow by:
Julicious Bummer Medical Group
Doctor: Daniel Xie
Nurse: Joey Ng

&

Nana&Khiem Solicitors & Advocators
Lawyer: Nana Tan
Assistant: Dannis Seah

Jokes for a Fresh Good Saturday!

Ah Lian called big brother Ah Beng over the telephone.

Lian: "Ah Beng kor, I can't get my new jig saw puzzle fixed, mah-chiam all the edges cannot fix together, lah."

Beng: "Jig saw puzzle si mi picture, ha?"

Lian: "The box show a big rooster, kanna like the one in talkingcock.com."

Beng: "Okay, lah, okay, lah. I come over to tor-long lu, lah."

Ah Beng arrives at Ah Lian's place, where she happily leads him to the kitchen table where the jigsaw puzzle is.
Ah Beng examines the puzzle and says, "Si ghee na, si bay gong, put back the corn flakes into the box, lah."

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Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients.
He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?"

Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know,it's the strangest thing.
Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!"

The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers.
The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law.It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..."

At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Aiyoh, Ah Seng! Ah Pa pang jio in the fridge again!"

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QUESTION: How do you know frogs are Hokkien?
ANSWER : Because when it's cold, they go "kwah, kwah, kwah".

QUESTION : How do Hokkien prawns laugh?
ANSWER: Hae hae hae (hokkien for prawns)

QUESTION: How do Hokkien fish laugh?
ANSWER : Hee hee hee (hokkien for fish)

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And here is a classic..............

QUESTION : What's the difference between Ang-mor and Hokkien fairy Tales?

ANSWER: Ang-mor fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..."

and Hokkien fairy tales begin with "Lim Peh ka li kong..." (Familiar?!? hiak hiak)

Moody..

Thing isn't going smoothly..
Just pray hard this is not going to last long...

Eggs explosive!

Early in the morning, colleagues and me were in the Pantry making our usual coffees, with delicious sandwiches for me this morning..
We're chatting happily while biting my sandwiches when I suddenly feel like having eggs salad in the noon..

Therefore I put 4 eggs into a big bowl filled with water and placed it into the microwave to boil it. Setting to 4mins of the timer, I left the eggs there boiling, while I get back to my desk for the start of my long day of piling work on my desk... .....

*dandan concentrating reading her emails**

5mins later, Uncle Teh reach office as usual at 8.55am...
He took his cup and headed to the pantry. This is his daily routine too.
Before he step into the pantry (I saw it with my own eye as pantry is door is within my eye's focus perimeter), I heard a very very loud sound! It goes..."BOMB"!
Of course, rest of colleagues heard it too as it was really a LOUD "BOMB"!!

At this moment, people said saying,"What happened? wat? wat? wat dat smell?"..... Some pple started walking to the pantry trying to find out what happened..

I need not take a deep breath and I already smell eggs within the air...
Then I realised, "OH MY GOD! It was my EGGS!!!! "

My egg "bao zha", and my eggs fly everywhere... and it really everywhere!
The mess looked Yuckzzzz but smell great!

With the help of my 2 beloved colleagues, we spent 10mins clearing up the mess and I guess I get myself an compliment of saving 35cents by cooking my own egg instead of buying from our canteen, so called "SMART"..... &^%$#@*

And well, I guess I invited complaint for myself as well...
Maybe I will see a notice inside my pantry tomorrow stating,"NO BOILING OF EGG IN THE MICROWAVE AS THIS IS AN DANGEROUS ACT!"

No more egg for dandan........... =(
worst part is.... I'm wondering if this chapter of my life is going to be written onto my appraisal, affecting my bonus...............................................

dandan and her jidan......................

Pinkie hers..

A pinkie pinkie handset...my fav color!
heez..
Pending to buy or not to buy...
coz no FM Radio..
no external Memory card....
hmm..and also not used to the camera for self-taking potrait! =D