The Bailey Beverage

This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she'll be
happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to try.
She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of
Bailey's. The other full of lime juice.
She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your
mouth, and then drink the lime juice."
He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute when
she's enthusiastic.
First he swallows the Bailey's. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his mouth.
Then he chugs the lime juice.
After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.
Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
Three seconds and he finally calms his stomach enough to swallow the mess.
As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear, "It's called 'Blowjob
Revenge'."

How business is done!!

The following teaches you the most appropriate way to do business and get rich fast...

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son

Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son : "I will choose my own bride".

Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."

Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates

Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."

Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."

Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

President : "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."

Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

President : "Ah, in that case....."

This is how business is done!!

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Starlight Cinema

Asia's largest outdoor cinema festival returns to Singapore this September, bigger and better than ever before!
Get set for movie magic under the stars, only this time at a brand new venue, The Padang, and on a brand new, gargantuan, inflatable screen!

What is Nokia Starlight Cinema?
Nokia Starlight Cinema is Asia 's largest outdoor cinema festival, allowing you to enjoy an amazing cinema experience under the stars.

How long is the Nokia Starlight Cinema season?
Nokia Starlight Cinema will take place in Singapore from Thursday, 15 September to Saturday, 24 September 2005. Movies are screened everyday except Sundays.

Where is Nokia Starlight Cinema held?
The Padang , Singapore Recreation Club, B Connaught Drive. CLICK HERE to view a map of the location.

What time does Nokia Starlight Cinema start?
Doors open at 6pm. Movies start at 8.30pm.

What time do I have to be there?
There is no allocated seating at Nokia Starlight Cinema, so it is best to be there at 6pm so that you can reserve yourself a good spot in front of the big screen. There will be plenty of excitement and activities to keep you entertained prior to the start of the movie, with an F&B village set up for your convenience. The prices are reasonable so why not have your dinner there?

How much do tickets cost?
It cost $15 per entry. There are no ticket concessions for children. CLICK HERE (go to ticketing) for ticketing details.
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I was there on Friday Nite..
Movie screening is....
Ytd was my 3rd time watching this show..but I dun mind as I was there for the atmosphere..Not a very windy nite, but not so warm as well, tot Jj was complaining she was hot throughout the whole show and even after the show.. Mineral waters were exp. $1.50 per bottle..Toliet Long Queues..We nid to get ourselves a stamp like this b4 we could go into the premise..Like gg clubbing lei..


Sunday we are going again..For another show!! This time round we plan to go early so dat we can settle right infront where we can lie down flat and watch.. and we actually went to Boat Quay after the starlight thingy coz non of our grppyz haf visit boat quay for years.. Well, we planned to have our dinner at the coffeeshop behind and happened to be 1 of our fren work there..dropped by to say "HI" to him and he's GOOD enuff to treat us a jug of beer..And our nite ended by gg to my buddy's house...

Uneasy day..

Feel so uneasy..
Feel so strange..
I juz can't survive without handphone..
I miss friends sms-ing me asking,"wru?" , "wat u doing?" , "wanna come out for kopi?"...etc..
miss friends calling me to chat..chat of everything under d sky...
Feel so unwanted now..
Feel I'm neglected by the world..
Feel so lonely..
save me...save me...

Don't drink my drink Pal!

This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps
next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just joking.
Tell ya what; I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man
crying."
"No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and fired
me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The
police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab
driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found that I left my wallet in the
cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. I left
home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my
life, you show up...... and drink my poison..."

Died!

Haiz..finally, struggling for so mani months, its died...
Its haf no network coverage, stating sim card registration failed..and went,"beep" and my 6600 off by itself..
A person without handphone now..
Feel so handicap..
Seem so lost..
Seem to be I'm disconnect from my friends network..
Oh No..I guess I nid a few mths to clear my bills and be able to get my beautiful number back..
Dying..dying..
A girl with no handphone sux...

Poor Kid..

Went out with my grppyz just now..
was happily chatting when huihui suddenly stopped us from talking and said she had heard a very saddening case happened in Taiwan..
So we looked at her, nodded our heads and she started her story...
"There is a particular childcare in taiwan. One day, they brought abt 7 kids out to play. So they booked a mini-bus and they set off to dat venue. They reached dat place and the teacher didn't do any head count and assumed dat all kids did alight. After 3 hours of fun and laughter , they returned to the bus. One kid aboard 1st and ran down screaming. Guess what the kid saw?
The kid saw one of the kid still sitting in the bus. But he's died. He was bloated. His body turned purple. There's blood flowing out. so called 七孔流血..He was left in the bus without anyone noticing him..and this poor kid is oni 3 yrs old and his mum is pregnant right now and imagine how the poor mother cry her heart out?"
well my turn to comment....
1st, the teacher is person without any responsibility..she didn't even bother to do head count.
2nd, they were having fun for 3 hrs and no one realised there were only 6 kids..
3rd, where is the bus driver?
4th, why they hired such a person to be a childcare teacher?

九山宫六壬仙师法坛

Boring Nite I spent with my parents n relatives at this 九山宫六壬仙师法坛.
They were there so called for..问神...den me abit extra..didn't even know what is the event..what is the 法坛 for..so I decided to walk ard..and saw an article stating:
庆祝齐天大圣，诸仙佛圣兼七宝殿，大，二，三爷伯圣诞千秋
den I orh to myself, but still dunno what is dat..
Asked my mum..and answer I got was DUNNO..
Good!
Walked ard..took pictures and attracted pple looking at me like idiot..














The main place where the 过桥 will be holding tml..















This is the place where the 2 or 3 horses are placed..
Dunno for what also..















Was sitting infront of these thingy..
Zzz..Interesting Nite I had hor..