Two Women Arriving In Heaven

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing storie on how they died:
1st woman: "I froze to death."

2nd woman: "How horrible."

1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?" ?

2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: "So what happened?"

2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.

Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died."

1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive."

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interesting links...
take a look when free...
+_*

Shopping at Toa Payoh

Its been so so so long that I've been to Toa Payoh...
Its so nice to shop & shop & shop!!
So happy shopping...

And I saw those blankets which are so so beautiful!!



I must be a very big mountain turtle not to know they're being display at the HDB HUB!!
But its okay..coz now I know it!! heez..

Really enjoy myself alot this few days..no more stress!! Happy dandan is Back!!

Guess what? hahaa..
I bought a couple of new BRAS!! haha!! Love them so much!!!
Also bought some new clothes..
Din know shopping could be so fun!!!!!
But once a while is okay..not alwiz la..
Will be broke very soon if I continue this way..
but no worry..no more shopping til next month le!!
Looking forward to next month........

Niao Ji Ku King

Guess what?
Today is my colleague, Niao Ji Ku King's Birthday!! (永不言败的下届参赛者)
With the warmest greeting of Happy Birthday, I got myself 2 pieces of heavenly tasty Football shape chocolate/blueberry Cakes!!
How wonderful to have my stomach filled up with such wonderful cakes!

Here a piece of joke to share share with all my dearest friends!!
Just bcoz u're my dearest fren, you get to know such stuffs!!
3 cheers for the joke lead!!~

Conversation Started this way:
dandan: Whey, niao ji ku king, why u dunwan to become Singapore Citizen, next time buy flat also cheaper ma..
Niao ji ku king: Who says so! Malaysia also good wat! A good place to invest in future & earn big bucks!!
Sotong: den Princess Pink use her name to buy flat lor, dun use niao ji ku king's name lor.. (Niao ji ku king & Princess Pink are couple)
dandan: cannot.. muz use 2 names to buy flat.
Chicken Little: Can buy..when Princess Pink is 35yr old, she can use solely her name to buy le..
dandan: Har? when Princess Pink is 35, Neo Ji Ku king is already 41 liao ley...
Sotong: Yalor..den when they get marry at this kinda of age, and imagine the kid grow up at the age of 10 and unwilling to call Niao ji ku king daddy and called him Grandpa instead coz he will be 51yrs old already!
ALL: hahahwaahahhahahaahahahaa
Sotong: den poor Princess Pink will tell the kid everyday this,"For the past ten years, I've been telling you to call him daddy, not Grandpa..why u dun understand?"
ALL: hahahahahwahahahaa
Niao Ji Ku king: u dun 夸张 la...
dandan: aiya..just joking only ma..cannot meh?
P/s: Chicken Little is still laffing at this moment...
Next action: Niao ji ku king is trying to disturb Sotong with another lame issue....
regarding dunno wat Lion Head...but never succeed..
Moral of the story: Its just so funny disturbing this Niao Ji Ku King..
(mabbe the joke is not funny for u guys..heez)

After enjoying all the laughter during the lunchtime, dandan still sincerely wish him haf a very very Happy Birthday & hope next time he will put candles on his cake!!
-_* Cheerz la Niao Ji Ku King..

Take Note: Dun sue me k? My pay too low to engage Lawyer... =(

Fine Sunny Day

Today is such a FINE SUNNY Day!!!
heez..
Coz I received my Progress Package Bonus!!!
Horray to dandan!!!!!
Finally!!!

I was so broke yesterday & today I'm rich!!!!!!!
Horray!!

Let's see my horoscope today & tommorrow which seem ok..not so bad.. heez..

Daily Overview for April 27, 2006
Quickie: Your schedule is freeing up a bit, but use this free time to relax, not work ahead.

Overview: Someone special really understands your depths, but you have to be willing to give them the chance to get close to you. Yes, you've been hurt before, but that's part of life. Be brave and risk it.

Daily Overview for April 28, 2006
Quickie: The road you're on is about to be a lot easier -- and scenic -- starting today.

Overview: Lay the foundations for future success by moving slowly. You have more time available to you than you think. Plan your next move carefully and examine your resources before you jump in to anything.

Air Masin, Kukup

Air Masin, Kukup (Malaysia) Situated in the south-western tip of the state of Johore (in Malaysia), Kukup offers a great retreat away from the hustle and bustle of the city life.

The island is relatively undeveloped but it is by far one of the safest part of the country. Throughout the year, the weekends are booked solid for weeks ahead, so plans to visit this Fishing Village must be made in advance unless you choose to travel during the weekdays.

Visitors of this Fishing Village will not only get to enjoy the tranquility of the surroundings but also the great hospitality offered by the residents there. During your stay, there will be tremendous amount of sumptuous seafood for your consumption and it's hard to find anyone who would leave this place complaining anything about food.

In fact, certain resort owners actually provide the flexibility for you to catch your own live seafood that will be cooked during your meals. As a general guideline, there will be 'high-tea' served upon your arrival followed by a seafood BBQ that last till the wee hours of the morning. Breakfast will be light with some Chinese congee(also known asporridge) that is part of the effort to line your stomach to prepare for a heavy seafood lunch at one of the nearby restaurants.
Other attractions of this Fishing Village include boat rides for you to appreciate the beauty of the Kukup Island---the island that encompasses almost the whole collection of the red teak trees.

There are also floating fish farms, commonly known as 'kelongs' for visitors to see how fish are being caught or reared.
Every Thursday nights, there will be a night market known as 'pasar malam' where everyone gets to purchase daily groceries or enjoy finger snacks at a bargain price.

How To Get There?
There is ferry service from World Trade Centre (Singapore) that operates only during the weekends to bring visitors to Kukup on Saturday and back on Sunday.

Alternatively, the resort owners do help to make transportation arrangements for visitors to make their way to Kukup. However, driving there is highly recommended as the drive is easy (about 80 km from Singapore) and offers great convenience to people who may decide to do some bargain shopping in Johore Bahru.

dandan's event!!
Date: 26th May 2006 - 28th May 2006
Time: Evening
Pple Going: Irresistible Grppyz
Objective: Fun, laughter & some nature feel
Budget: Estimated to be S$100/
Transport: Bus 170 to custom, follow by Cab or rent a mini-bus (Depending on the Fare)

Police hunting serial molester in Tampines

SINGAPORE : Police are looking for a male suspect who has molested seven young girls.
The offences were committed between January 6 and March 14 around the Tampines area.

All the incidents occurred inside lifts while the suspect was carrying a bicycle.
In the first case at Tampines Avenue 5, the suspect used the handle bar of his bicycle to lift a 14-year-old girl's skirt; he then molested her.

The suspect used his bicycle to prevent the victims from leaving the lift in four other cases which happened in the same area.

In another two cases, which occurred on March 13 and 14 at Tampines Street 82 and Tampines Street 81 respectively, the man asked an 11-year-old and a 12-year-old girl to help lift his bicycle.
He then touched them inappropriately.

The suspect is in his 30s, of slim build, with curly hair and about 1.7 metres tall.
Members of the public with any information can call the Police Hotline at 1800-255-0000. - CNA /ct

dandan said,"can u believe this? I just don't understand the act of these people! Imagine the girls are only 11 & 12 separately.... God bless he will be sentenced to his nasty acts asap!!!!"

Qaa's 25yrs old Birthday

Its Qiang's Birthday!! HapPy BirthDay to You!!~