Guess what?
Today is my colleague, Niao Ji Ku King's Birthday!! (永不言败的下届参赛者)
With the warmest greeting of Happy Birthday, I got myself 2 pieces of heavenly tasty Football shape chocolate/blueberry Cakes!!
How wonderful to have my stomach filled up with such wonderful cakes!
Here a piece of joke to share share with all my dearest friends!!
Just bcoz u're my dearest fren, you get to know such stuffs!!
3 cheers for the joke lead!!~
Conversation Started this way:
dandan: Whey, niao ji ku king, why u dunwan to become Singapore Citizen, next time buy flat also cheaper ma..
Niao ji ku king: Who says so! Malaysia also good wat! A good place to invest in future & earn big bucks!!
Sotong: den Princess Pink use her name to buy flat lor, dun use niao ji ku king's name lor.. (Niao ji ku king & Princess Pink are couple)
dandan: cannot.. muz use 2 names to buy flat.
Chicken Little: Can buy..when Princess Pink is 35yr old, she can use solely her name to buy le..
dandan: Har? when Princess Pink is 35, Neo Ji Ku king is already 41 liao ley...
Sotong: Yalor..den when they get marry at this kinda of age, and imagine the kid grow up at the age of 10 and unwilling to call Niao ji ku king daddy and called him Grandpa instead coz he will be 51yrs old already!
ALL: hahahwaahahhahahaahahahaa
Sotong: den poor Princess Pink will tell the kid everyday this,"For the past ten years, I've been telling you to call him daddy, not Grandpa..why u dun understand?"
ALL: hahahahahwahahahaa
Niao Ji Ku king: u dun 夸张 la...
dandan: aiya..just joking only ma..cannot meh?
P/s: Chicken Little is still laffing at this moment...
Next action: Niao ji ku king is trying to disturb Sotong with another lame issue....
regarding dunno wat Lion Head...but never succeed..
Moral of the story: Its just so funny disturbing this Niao Ji Ku King..
(mabbe the joke is not funny for u guys..heez)
After enjoying all the laughter during the lunchtime, dandan still sincerely wish him haf a very very Happy Birthday & hope next time he will put candles on his cake!!
-_* Cheerz la Niao Ji Ku King..
Take Note: Dun sue me k? My pay too low to engage Lawyer... =(
Friday, April 28, 2006
Fine Sunny Day
Today is such a FINE SUNNY Day!!!
heez..
Coz I received my Progress Package Bonus!!!
Horray to dandan!!!!!
Finally!!!
I was so broke yesterday & today I'm rich!!!!!!!
Horray!!
Let's see my horoscope today & tommorrow which seem ok..not so bad.. heez..
heez..
Coz I received my Progress Package Bonus!!!
Horray to dandan!!!!!
Finally!!!
I was so broke yesterday & today I'm rich!!!!!!!
Horray!!
Let's see my horoscope today & tommorrow which seem ok..not so bad.. heez..
Daily Overview for April 27, 2006
Quickie: Your schedule is freeing up a bit, but use this free time to relax, not work ahead.Overview: Someone special really understands your depths, but you have to be willing to give them the chance to get close to you. Yes, you've been hurt before, but that's part of life. Be brave and risk it.
Overview: Lay the foundations for future success by moving slowly. You have more time available to you than you think. Plan your next move carefully and examine your resources before you jump in to anything.
Daily Overview for April 28, 2006
Quickie: The road you're on is about to be a lot easier -- and scenic -- starting today.
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Air Masin, Kukup
Air Masin, Kukup (Malaysia) Situated in the south-western tip of the state of Johore (in Malaysia), Kukup offers a great retreat away from the hustle and bustle of the city life.
The island is relatively undeveloped but it is by far one of the safest part of the country. Throughout the year, the weekends are booked solid for weeks ahead, so plans to visit this Fishing Village must be made in advance unless you choose to travel during the weekdays.
The island is relatively undeveloped but it is by far one of the safest part of the country. Throughout the year, the weekends are booked solid for weeks ahead, so plans to visit this Fishing Village must be made in advance unless you choose to travel during the weekdays.
Visitors of this Fishing Village will not only get to enjoy the tranquility of the surroundings but also the great hospitality offered by the residents there. During your stay, there will be tremendous amount of sumptuous seafood for your consumption and it's hard to find anyone who would leave this place complaining anything about food.
In fact, certain resort owners actually provide the flexibility for you to catch your own live seafood that will be cooked during your meals. As a general guideline, there will be 'high-tea' served upon your arrival followed by a seafood BBQ that last till the wee hours of the morning. Breakfast will be light with some Chinese congee(also known asporridge) that is part of the effort to line your stomach to prepare for a heavy seafood lunch at one of the nearby restaurants.
Other attractions of this Fishing Village include boat rides for you to appreciate the beauty of the Kukup Island---the island that encompasses almost the whole collection of the red teak trees.
There are also floating fish farms, commonly known as 'kelongs' for visitors to see how fish are being caught or reared.
Every Thursday nights, there will be a night market known as 'pasar malam' where everyone gets to purchase daily groceries or enjoy finger snacks at a bargain price.
How To Get There?
There is ferry service from World Trade Centre (Singapore) that operates only during the weekends to bring visitors to Kukup on Saturday and back on Sunday.
Alternatively, the resort owners do help to make transportation arrangements for visitors to make their way to Kukup. However, driving there is highly recommended as the drive is easy (about 80 km from Singapore) and offers great convenience to people who may decide to do some bargain shopping in Johore Bahru.
dandan's event!!
Date: 26th May 2006 - 28th May 2006
Time: Evening
Pple Going: Irresistible Grppyz
Objective: Fun, laughter & some nature feel
Budget: Estimated to be S$100/
Transport: Bus 170 to custom, follow by Cab or rent a mini-bus (Depending on the Fare)
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Police hunting serial molester in Tampines
SINGAPORE : Police are looking for a male suspect who has molested seven young girls.
The offences were committed between January 6 and March 14 around the Tampines area.
All the incidents occurred inside lifts while the suspect was carrying a bicycle.
In the first case at Tampines Avenue 5, the suspect used the handle bar of his bicycle to lift a 14-year-old girl's skirt; he then molested her.
The suspect used his bicycle to prevent the victims from leaving the lift in four other cases which happened in the same area.
In another two cases, which occurred on March 13 and 14 at Tampines Street 82 and Tampines Street 81 respectively, the man asked an 11-year-old and a 12-year-old girl to help lift his bicycle.
He then touched them inappropriately.
The suspect is in his 30s, of slim build, with curly hair and about 1.7 metres tall.
Members of the public with any information can call the Police Hotline at 1800-255-0000. - CNA /ct
dandan said,"can u believe this? I just don't understand the act of these people! Imagine the girls are only 11 & 12 separately.... God bless he will be sentenced to his nasty acts asap!!!!"
The offences were committed between January 6 and March 14 around the Tampines area.
All the incidents occurred inside lifts while the suspect was carrying a bicycle.
In the first case at Tampines Avenue 5, the suspect used the handle bar of his bicycle to lift a 14-year-old girl's skirt; he then molested her.
The suspect used his bicycle to prevent the victims from leaving the lift in four other cases which happened in the same area.
In another two cases, which occurred on March 13 and 14 at Tampines Street 82 and Tampines Street 81 respectively, the man asked an 11-year-old and a 12-year-old girl to help lift his bicycle.
He then touched them inappropriately.
The suspect is in his 30s, of slim build, with curly hair and about 1.7 metres tall.
Members of the public with any information can call the Police Hotline at 1800-255-0000. - CNA /ct
dandan said,"can u believe this? I just don't understand the act of these people! Imagine the girls are only 11 & 12 separately.... God bless he will be sentenced to his nasty acts asap!!!!"
Friday, April 21, 2006
So amazing...
An amazing thing happened to me!!!
Too amazing to be true!!
Wat?
OT on SAT & SUN!!
Yet...
NO OT Claim!!!
How about 3 claps for dandan hardworking?
Well...
No East Coast Park Cycling for me anymore...
Weekend burn!!
The part that I feel miserable is.....
I have to wake up early during weekend also!!!!!!!
Okay..drop this OT thingy...
Talk abt my colleague...
I just can't believe he is so irresponsible!
why?
My boss assisted him some jobs for us to follow up & guess what?
He never even inform me at all and I was spreaded with butter so deep in the morning...
And so well done that he was late for the day & reached about 10plus....
Leaving me the only one being scolded!!
Thanks to him....
Appreciated...
I'm not saying he's a "langgar" face person... (fireburn's term)
He's a nice guy after all ..
but obviously I hope he could be more responsible next time towards work issue...cause he's dragging me into the pictures indirectly.....
May god bless me ...
Too amazing to be true!!
Wat?
OT on SAT & SUN!!
Yet...
NO OT Claim!!!
How about 3 claps for dandan hardworking?
Well...
No East Coast Park Cycling for me anymore...
Weekend burn!!
The part that I feel miserable is.....
I have to wake up early during weekend also!!!!!!!
Okay..drop this OT thingy...
Talk abt my colleague...
I just can't believe he is so irresponsible!
why?
My boss assisted him some jobs for us to follow up & guess what?
He never even inform me at all and I was spreaded with butter so deep in the morning...
And so well done that he was late for the day & reached about 10plus....
Leaving me the only one being scolded!!
Thanks to him....
Appreciated...
I'm not saying he's a "langgar" face person... (fireburn's term)
He's a nice guy after all ..
but obviously I hope he could be more responsible next time towards work issue...cause he's dragging me into the pictures indirectly.....
May god bless me ...
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Ghost Stories
Ghost Story #1
When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the jungle.
Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home too late as there won't be any transportation after a certain time.
One night, before going home, I ta pao a kueh teow soup for supper.
I was late and I waited for the taxi/bus but there was none.
I was getting worried as the night was getting darker and darker. So I tried to flag down private vehicles to take me home.
There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took compensation on me and stopped to give me a lift.
He was a man with a kind face. I accepted his offer and got onto his motorbike. On the way home, we would pass by a temple.
At night, the temple would look eerily spooky with the dim lights from the candles. At first, the motorcyclist was warm and friendly. When the temple was approaching, the motorcyclist eyes grown bigger and bigger.His kind face turned to a face of anger. He was muttering something loud but was not audible to me.
I was so scared that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry face. Then, the motorcylist stopped in front of the temple and then yelled at me.
"Your kueh teow soup is so hot!! It is burning my thigh! Can you please move it away???"
Ghost Story #2
When I was young, I have two friends who were very close to each other.
They played with each other everyday. It was like, if you see A, you would see B next to him. They were>always together.
A loved fried eggs. Whenever he went out for lunch or dinner, without fail, he would ask for fried egg on top of his noodles, fried rice, etc.
One day, A involved in an accident and died. B was devastated. B went to the cemetery to pray everyday. He would go to the nearest restaurant and ta pao a box of fried rice with an egg on top to be offered to A when he went to pray to him.
The next day, he opened the box and there was no egg inside!
B was petrified. He thought, must be A who came and took the fried egg away.
The same thing happened the next day and the day after that.
B was confused. So, one day, he asked the chef to make the same fried rice with a fried egg again. Then, he went to the cemetery to offer it to A.
Curious, he opened the box to check for the egg. He was angry to find that, there was no fried egg in the box after all.
Feeling that he had been cheated, he went back to the restaurant and demanded to see the Chef.
"Where is the fried egg?? I told you there must be a fried egg inside!! You have cheated me for a few days now! Gimme back my money!!"
Then, the Chef got really angry and opened the box the fried egg was inside the box.
The Chef said, "Stupid! You open the box upside down. No wonder you cannot see the egg!!"
Ghost Story #3
When I was young, I went to town to work with a group of friends during our summer holidays of two months. Being young and away from home for the first time, we drank and smoke like nobody's business.
One night, we were pissed drunk and flagged the last bus down to go home. Being tired, we slept in the bus. It had been awhile that I fell asleep. I was awake by the chilly wind. I was shocked to find that there was no one in the bus, and I was the last passenger.
I looked in front tocheck out for the driver. But the driver was no where in sight. Yet, the bus was moving. I panicked shitless. I rubbed my eyes to make sure that I was not dreaming.
The night was dark and cold. I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run as hard as I could to get away.
Then I heard someone yelled at me from behind the bus.
"Hey! Don't run away! Come over here and help to push the>bus!" yelled the bus driver.
I saw my other friends helping to push the bus, which broke down while I was asleep.
**dandan said," Scary right? hehe.. the person who tot of the stories really joker..."
When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the jungle.
Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home too late as there won't be any transportation after a certain time.
One night, before going home, I ta pao a kueh teow soup for supper.
I was late and I waited for the taxi/bus but there was none.
I was getting worried as the night was getting darker and darker. So I tried to flag down private vehicles to take me home.
There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took compensation on me and stopped to give me a lift.
He was a man with a kind face. I accepted his offer and got onto his motorbike. On the way home, we would pass by a temple.
At night, the temple would look eerily spooky with the dim lights from the candles. At first, the motorcyclist was warm and friendly. When the temple was approaching, the motorcyclist eyes grown bigger and bigger.His kind face turned to a face of anger. He was muttering something loud but was not audible to me.
I was so scared that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry face. Then, the motorcylist stopped in front of the temple and then yelled at me.
"Your kueh teow soup is so hot!! It is burning my thigh! Can you please move it away???"
Ghost Story #2
When I was young, I have two friends who were very close to each other.
They played with each other everyday. It was like, if you see A, you would see B next to him. They were>always together.
A loved fried eggs. Whenever he went out for lunch or dinner, without fail, he would ask for fried egg on top of his noodles, fried rice, etc.
One day, A involved in an accident and died. B was devastated. B went to the cemetery to pray everyday. He would go to the nearest restaurant and ta pao a box of fried rice with an egg on top to be offered to A when he went to pray to him.
The next day, he opened the box and there was no egg inside!
B was petrified. He thought, must be A who came and took the fried egg away.
The same thing happened the next day and the day after that.
B was confused. So, one day, he asked the chef to make the same fried rice with a fried egg again. Then, he went to the cemetery to offer it to A.
Curious, he opened the box to check for the egg. He was angry to find that, there was no fried egg in the box after all.
Feeling that he had been cheated, he went back to the restaurant and demanded to see the Chef.
"Where is the fried egg?? I told you there must be a fried egg inside!! You have cheated me for a few days now! Gimme back my money!!"
Then, the Chef got really angry and opened the box the fried egg was inside the box.
The Chef said, "Stupid! You open the box upside down. No wonder you cannot see the egg!!"
Ghost Story #3
When I was young, I went to town to work with a group of friends during our summer holidays of two months. Being young and away from home for the first time, we drank and smoke like nobody's business.
One night, we were pissed drunk and flagged the last bus down to go home. Being tired, we slept in the bus. It had been awhile that I fell asleep. I was awake by the chilly wind. I was shocked to find that there was no one in the bus, and I was the last passenger.
I looked in front tocheck out for the driver. But the driver was no where in sight. Yet, the bus was moving. I panicked shitless. I rubbed my eyes to make sure that I was not dreaming.
The night was dark and cold. I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run as hard as I could to get away.
Then I heard someone yelled at me from behind the bus.
"Hey! Don't run away! Come over here and help to push the>bus!" yelled the bus driver.
I saw my other friends helping to push the bus, which broke down while I was asleep.
**dandan said," Scary right? hehe.. the person who tot of the stories really joker..."
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Nid a break I guess..
Guess for the next 10 days, I will have to do OT til very late le..
All because of those shipbuilding Crews from China...
Work, work work, no OT pay... yet I don't feel uncomfortable abt staying late..
Dunno what's wrong with me also..
I realised I change abit here and there when I look back at myself..
Well, in the past when I was on MC, down with sickness, I will just rest or sleep my day away..
But now..I behave so differently..
Last Tuesday Night, I vomitted 6 times.
One moment, I was cold till shivering..another moment I was warm till perspiring..
duno wat happened to me also...
Thus naturally, I couldn't make it to work on Wednesday morning.
Dunno why I just can't rest well at home..
I just feel so uneasy with job undone.
I start to sms my colleagues to ask them, to remind them what to do.. to call my hp when who-so-ever is looking for me....getting so worry over the new colleague can't handle my job scope while my boss is out-stationed..
Mabbe its the stress dat I'm facing..
Now working really burn off alot of my energy, concentrate, focus, leaving me with no energy for other stuffs..except couching at home watching tv..
mabbe dat's the reason why I find life so meaningless at time..
My life is alway back to square one. Facing $$ problem again..
Although it did improve..hopefully next month will be a better month for us...
I'm really tired..gosh..I really nid a getaway...
mabbe a short holiday...
mabbe...
All because of those shipbuilding Crews from China...
Work, work work, no OT pay... yet I don't feel uncomfortable abt staying late..
Dunno what's wrong with me also..
I realised I change abit here and there when I look back at myself..
Well, in the past when I was on MC, down with sickness, I will just rest or sleep my day away..
But now..I behave so differently..
Last Tuesday Night, I vomitted 6 times.
One moment, I was cold till shivering..another moment I was warm till perspiring..
duno wat happened to me also...
Thus naturally, I couldn't make it to work on Wednesday morning.
Dunno why I just can't rest well at home..
I just feel so uneasy with job undone.
I start to sms my colleagues to ask them, to remind them what to do.. to call my hp when who-so-ever is looking for me....getting so worry over the new colleague can't handle my job scope while my boss is out-stationed..
Mabbe its the stress dat I'm facing..
Now working really burn off alot of my energy, concentrate, focus, leaving me with no energy for other stuffs..except couching at home watching tv..
mabbe dat's the reason why I find life so meaningless at time..
My life is alway back to square one. Facing $$ problem again..
Although it did improve..hopefully next month will be a better month for us...
I'm really tired..gosh..I really nid a getaway...
mabbe a short holiday...
mabbe...
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Maple!!
I dunno what's wrong with me.......
I'm crazy over maplesea right now!!
This is crazy!!!
Madness!!
I was scolding my brother few days ago saying he's so childish, playing with such games..
who's know..
I myself got addicted!!!!
Its just so fun when level-ing!! hahahaa..
A way to relieve stress..............
Monday, April 17, 2006
Redang Island Rendezvous
I tell myself, no matter what......... I MUST GO REDANG BY 2006!!!!!!! REDANG, HERE I COME!!!!!
Sickening...
Since last wed I vomitted, I'm still sick..
Feel like vomitting, sore throat or rather seem to be something stuck at my throat which make me feel so discomfort.
Flu..running nose. Mild.
Headahce.. spinning. Hurt when coughing.
Coughing non-stop like having terminal disease.
And Dr.Choo only prescripted Maxolon (Metoclopramide) & SP Troches.
If its so simple to cure with this medicine, I will go buy those medicines ordy.
Sickening.
Feel the pain in the throat, especially in the morning when I wake up.
Not going to Dr. Choo next time round.
I'm speechless towards her.
Applied lot of Axe brand universal Oil..
Find myself smell like an auntie. No choice.
What's worse..the medicine makes me feel sleepy.
I can't concentrate on my works.
My eyes keep closing.
I try so hard to keep them open except putting tooth pick.
Sick is terrible.
My health is detorting.
Mabbe..I'm dying soon..
Ok. Not so serious, I know.
Mabbe..I'm fainting soon..
I wan to go home!!!!!!!!!!!
Feel like vomitting, sore throat or rather seem to be something stuck at my throat which make me feel so discomfort.
Flu..running nose. Mild.
Headahce.. spinning. Hurt when coughing.
Coughing non-stop like having terminal disease.
And Dr.Choo only prescripted Maxolon (Metoclopramide) & SP Troches.
If its so simple to cure with this medicine, I will go buy those medicines ordy.
Sickening.
Feel the pain in the throat, especially in the morning when I wake up.
Not going to Dr. Choo next time round.
I'm speechless towards her.
Applied lot of Axe brand universal Oil..
Find myself smell like an auntie. No choice.
What's worse..the medicine makes me feel sleepy.
I can't concentrate on my works.
My eyes keep closing.
I try so hard to keep them open except putting tooth pick.
Sick is terrible.
My health is detorting.
Mabbe..I'm dying soon..
Ok. Not so serious, I know.
Mabbe..I'm fainting soon..
I wan to go home!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Better life..
I don�t know what I�m doing now.
I faced the stress..
I feel the loneliness..
I try so hard, just to get acknowledgement.
In the end, what will I get? It is still an unknown answer.
Pray for the better, I will. This is all I can do right now.
Sometimes, I just don�t know why am I living in this world.
Really.
I work, I go home, I go out with friends, I sleep, I eat.
This routine seems to be repeating more frequent den before.
It�s not that I�m not contented with current life.
It�s just that I will get bored. I will get sick of it.
Maybe people will say, do something to change it then.
But guess what, I even can�t bother to do anything to change my lifestyle.
I�m lazy for sports, lazy for coffee with friends, lazy to even login in to msn at night.
Basically I don�t have energy for anything.
Guess this is bad.
I know it myself.
Yet I can�t motivate myself to change.
God knows what I want.
Stress I�m facing basically comes from my parents.
Why?
I realized they are no longer the young parents I used to see.
They aged.
They really did.
I started to get worry over their welfare in their old ages.
I think a lot about how to improve their livings, my living.
Yet I only earn a penny.
I can�t even survive myself. How could I take care of them when they can�t work anymore?
Come to think of it, I�m really useless.
At the age of mine, I don�t even have savings in my bank. I can�t even give my parents anything. The other way round, they�re giving me instead.
They get worry over I didn�t take my dinner, didn�t sleep early at night which causes me to be restless in the morning. Worry over what kind of friends I mix with, over my health.
I want to give them good life. I really want to.
I started to plan a lot.
I want them to be able to enjoy their old ages.
I don�t want to see them still working when they reach 60.
I want them to be able to retire early.
But what can I do.
For my peanut pay, I can�t pay all the bills at home. For that is definitely not enough.
I can�t even feed myself.
I guess my parents are unlucky to have me as their daughter. Useless enough.
Just pray for better life. I wish.
I faced the stress..
I feel the loneliness..
I try so hard, just to get acknowledgement.
In the end, what will I get? It is still an unknown answer.
Pray for the better, I will. This is all I can do right now.
Sometimes, I just don�t know why am I living in this world.
Really.
I work, I go home, I go out with friends, I sleep, I eat.
This routine seems to be repeating more frequent den before.
It�s not that I�m not contented with current life.
It�s just that I will get bored. I will get sick of it.
Maybe people will say, do something to change it then.
But guess what, I even can�t bother to do anything to change my lifestyle.
I�m lazy for sports, lazy for coffee with friends, lazy to even login in to msn at night.
Basically I don�t have energy for anything.
Guess this is bad.
I know it myself.
Yet I can�t motivate myself to change.
God knows what I want.
Stress I�m facing basically comes from my parents.
Why?
I realized they are no longer the young parents I used to see.
They aged.
They really did.
I started to get worry over their welfare in their old ages.
I think a lot about how to improve their livings, my living.
Yet I only earn a penny.
I can�t even survive myself. How could I take care of them when they can�t work anymore?
Come to think of it, I�m really useless.
At the age of mine, I don�t even have savings in my bank. I can�t even give my parents anything. The other way round, they�re giving me instead.
They get worry over I didn�t take my dinner, didn�t sleep early at night which causes me to be restless in the morning. Worry over what kind of friends I mix with, over my health.
I want to give them good life. I really want to.
I started to plan a lot.
I want them to be able to enjoy their old ages.
I don�t want to see them still working when they reach 60.
I want them to be able to retire early.
But what can I do.
For my peanut pay, I can�t pay all the bills at home. For that is definitely not enough.
I can�t even feed myself.
I guess my parents are unlucky to have me as their daughter. Useless enough.
Just pray for better life. I wish.
Saturday, April 08, 2006
New doggie...
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This is my new doggie...
But..I'm scare of him!!
1st time having a boyboy doggie...feel so weird...
I still miss my gerger....
haizz..
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